TheSheepMafia
@thesheepmafia.bsky.social
He/Him. A leftist, antifascist, crossdressing cishet man. Proud to be both a nerd and an ally of LGBTQ folks everywhere. Lover of history, stillettos, music, fishnets, and dachshunds. Hater of cops, fascists, bigots, TERFs, and chuds of all varieties.
The world is a beautiful mosaic and human beings are truly just such fascinating creatures.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The world is a beautiful mosaic and human beings are truly just such fascinating creatures.
I'm sorry, quick thing.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm sorry, quick thing.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
Cool. I've got fun news for you: nothing you're doing is going to do anything to make cis women safer and will only cause harm to trans people.
But I'm excited for you to feel safe and protected sharing a bathroom with this women. I'm sure you won't jump to any conclusions and freak out at all.
But I'm excited for you to feel safe and protected sharing a bathroom with this women. I'm sure you won't jump to any conclusions and freak out at all.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Cool. I've got fun news for you: nothing you're doing is going to do anything to make cis women safer and will only cause harm to trans people.
But I'm excited for you to feel safe and protected sharing a bathroom with this women. I'm sure you won't jump to any conclusions and freak out at all.
But I'm excited for you to feel safe and protected sharing a bathroom with this women. I'm sure you won't jump to any conclusions and freak out at all.
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?
There's even more horror inside.
October 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
There's even more horror inside.
Oh my fucking god.
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh my fucking god.
My grandma tried to leave an entire curio cabinet of these weird ceramic clowns to her grand kids when she died and we all decided that she would understand why we just sold them and split the money. They were just creepy as shit.
Every face looked like that. Just ungodly.
Every face looked like that. Just ungodly.
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My grandma tried to leave an entire curio cabinet of these weird ceramic clowns to her grand kids when she died and we all decided that she would understand why we just sold them and split the money. They were just creepy as shit.
Every face looked like that. Just ungodly.
Every face looked like that. Just ungodly.
They're honestly perfect for each other. Nazis have limited creativity and AI is only impressive to people that see creativity as an unnecessary component of art.
So long term? I think they're gonna accidentally brainwash themselves into a huddled, drooling mass. And I love that for them.
So long term? I think they're gonna accidentally brainwash themselves into a huddled, drooling mass. And I love that for them.
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They're honestly perfect for each other. Nazis have limited creativity and AI is only impressive to people that see creativity as an unnecessary component of art.
So long term? I think they're gonna accidentally brainwash themselves into a huddled, drooling mass. And I love that for them.
So long term? I think they're gonna accidentally brainwash themselves into a huddled, drooling mass. And I love that for them.
It's almost beautiful, really. Because I hate AI. I honestly think it's poison to humanity and I'm not kidding at all.
But I also hate Nazis. And I'm not above watching one group I hate getting obliterated by a force that I see as poison.
But I also hate Nazis. And I'm not above watching one group I hate getting obliterated by a force that I see as poison.
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's almost beautiful, really. Because I hate AI. I honestly think it's poison to humanity and I'm not kidding at all.
But I also hate Nazis. And I'm not above watching one group I hate getting obliterated by a force that I see as poison.
But I also hate Nazis. And I'm not above watching one group I hate getting obliterated by a force that I see as poison.
So I still have a Twitter account that I use to watch right wing reactions to news as it unfolds. Or at least, I used to use it for that.
In an interesting turn, the Nazis are seemingly being pushed out in favor of AI-generated posts pushing Facebook-level videos about... Mostly nothing?
In an interesting turn, the Nazis are seemingly being pushed out in favor of AI-generated posts pushing Facebook-level videos about... Mostly nothing?
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So I still have a Twitter account that I use to watch right wing reactions to news as it unfolds. Or at least, I used to use it for that.
In an interesting turn, the Nazis are seemingly being pushed out in favor of AI-generated posts pushing Facebook-level videos about... Mostly nothing?
In an interesting turn, the Nazis are seemingly being pushed out in favor of AI-generated posts pushing Facebook-level videos about... Mostly nothing?
Hey, random question for anybody religious who believes that an apocalypse is inevitable and that said apocalypse will be heralded in by a dark messenger of some sort.
If that's a thing you believe, how is this not obviously the face of The Deceiver?
If that's a thing you believe, how is this not obviously the face of The Deceiver?
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Hey, random question for anybody religious who believes that an apocalypse is inevitable and that said apocalypse will be heralded in by a dark messenger of some sort.
If that's a thing you believe, how is this not obviously the face of The Deceiver?
If that's a thing you believe, how is this not obviously the face of The Deceiver?
The vehicle of yet another example of Left-wing violence in this country. Or at least, that's what they're going to try and convince us all to believe.
September 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The vehicle of yet another example of Left-wing violence in this country. Or at least, that's what they're going to try and convince us all to believe.
I'm getting pretty tired of this shit, so let's see if I can hit all the bases here. Ken was kind enough to list out all the various "indicators" of potential future leftist violence. Let's take a look at that and go one by one:
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm getting pretty tired of this shit, so let's see if I can hit all the bases here. Ken was kind enough to list out all the various "indicators" of potential future leftist violence. Let's take a look at that and go one by one:
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"She's a strong, career woman who never wanted to be a mom. But space is full of surprises." *Solsbury Hill begins*
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"She's a strong, career woman who never wanted to be a mom. But space is full of surprises." *Solsbury Hill begins*
She is a chaotic psychopath, there's just no two ways around it. But when you think chaotic psychopath, I want you to keep in mind that this is her face:
September 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
She is a chaotic psychopath, there's just no two ways around it. But when you think chaotic psychopath, I want you to keep in mind that this is her face:
Last ones for now. Don't tell my wife but these are my two favorite ones.
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Last ones for now. Don't tell my wife but these are my two favorite ones.
Oh, and some pictures of our girl:
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh, and some pictures of our girl:
I spent all night and all day in a spiral worried about this beautiful little girl and how does reward me? Peed right on my favorite polo shirt.
And I'm so fucking happy because that means her kidneys are working. Go off, queen. Piss your truth.
And I'm so fucking happy because that means her kidneys are working. Go off, queen. Piss your truth.
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I spent all night and all day in a spiral worried about this beautiful little girl and how does reward me? Peed right on my favorite polo shirt.
And I'm so fucking happy because that means her kidneys are working. Go off, queen. Piss your truth.
And I'm so fucking happy because that means her kidneys are working. Go off, queen. Piss your truth.
Reddit still has a few folks slaving away in the Burn Mines. God bless em.
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Reddit still has a few folks slaving away in the Burn Mines. God bless em.
SEX TOY SHOP CASHIER: "So you want a refund on a dildo."
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER: "Yes, it gets way too slippery."
CASHIER: "And where is it now?"
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER:
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER: "Yes, it gets way too slippery."
CASHIER: "And where is it now?"
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER:
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
SEX TOY SHOP CASHIER: "So you want a refund on a dildo."
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER: "Yes, it gets way too slippery."
CASHIER: "And where is it now?"
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER:
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER: "Yes, it gets way too slippery."
CASHIER: "And where is it now?"
WESLEY CRUSHER, BOY WONDER:
I didn't accuse you of shit, but now I will. You're an easily provoked and witless coward who will die tripping down the stairs on the way to the revolution after multiple sources have told you it's safe. Fuck off.
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I didn't accuse you of shit, but now I will. You're an easily provoked and witless coward who will die tripping down the stairs on the way to the revolution after multiple sources have told you it's safe. Fuck off.