TheSheepMafia
@thesheepmafia.bsky.social
He/Him. A leftist, antifascist, crossdressing cishet man. Proud to be both a nerd and an ally of LGBTQ folks everywhere. Lover of history, stillettos, music, fishnets, and dachshunds. Hater of cops, fascists, bigots, TERFs, and chuds of all varieties.
Obviously the better choice but I don't trust them to do anything good.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Obviously the better choice but I don't trust them to do anything good.
Would kill for that to be the sign for the ride. "COME SEE OUR MANY BUTTS"
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Would kill for that to be the sign for the ride. "COME SEE OUR MANY BUTTS"
Ah, "Guys & Pies (Mind Ya Business)" was a truly great track.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah, "Guys & Pies (Mind Ya Business)" was a truly great track.
Maybe this one will be good!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Maybe this one will be good!!!
Any chance a second head injury will flip him back to being a Democrat again? It's still not great, but it would be better.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Any chance a second head injury will flip him back to being a Democrat again? It's still not great, but it would be better.
Those MOTHERFUCKERS!
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Those MOTHERFUCKERS!
So he's a quitter, then.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So he's a quitter, then.
Hard cut to you in a straight jacket on the floor of a cell, rolling back and forth, still shouting BEANS BEANS BEANS
And then Lieb becomes the longest running regular member of the Frotcast. Fin.
And then Lieb becomes the longest running regular member of the Frotcast. Fin.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hard cut to you in a straight jacket on the floor of a cell, rolling back and forth, still shouting BEANS BEANS BEANS
And then Lieb becomes the longest running regular member of the Frotcast. Fin.
And then Lieb becomes the longest running regular member of the Frotcast. Fin.
Oh I have to tell you that box says "HYDRANT" in order to buy a knock-off "dildio" that promises "best fun time for stranger AND friendwife" with "real skin feeling" and "new blast mode! for all competitor can't"
Cool website you built there, Jeff. Real cool site.
Cool website you built there, Jeff. Real cool site.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I have to tell you that box says "HYDRANT" in order to buy a knock-off "dildio" that promises "best fun time for stranger AND friendwife" with "real skin feeling" and "new blast mode! for all competitor can't"
Cool website you built there, Jeff. Real cool site.
Cool website you built there, Jeff. Real cool site.
My equivalent is every time I get a captcha like "Select all the boxes that have bikes in them" and it's like, bro, that sounds like your job. You're the machine, you clearly know what a bike is, fucking get to it then and let me log in so I can get back to buying thermite and research chemicals.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My equivalent is every time I get a captcha like "Select all the boxes that have bikes in them" and it's like, bro, that sounds like your job. You're the machine, you clearly know what a bike is, fucking get to it then and let me log in so I can get back to buying thermite and research chemicals.
You also don't generally clean them with exclusively your face. That usually costs extra.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You also don't generally clean them with exclusively your face. That usually costs extra.
That attitude is exactly why he never made it to Colonel Angus King.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That attitude is exactly why he never made it to Colonel Angus King.
"Did... Did you need the space to learn, you know, king stuff? Stuff that would let you... You know. Be a good king?"
"Of course. Exactly correct."
"Oh thank g-"
"I am now filled with twice as many stories."
"Fuck"
"Of course. Exactly correct."
"Oh thank g-"
"I am now filled with twice as many stories."
"Fuck"
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Did... Did you need the space to learn, you know, king stuff? Stuff that would let you... You know. Be a good king?"
"Of course. Exactly correct."
"Oh thank g-"
"I am now filled with twice as many stories."
"Fuck"
"Of course. Exactly correct."
"Oh thank g-"
"I am now filled with twice as many stories."
"Fuck"
$20 says we get a moment where Hillary attempts to rap. Side bet, $50 says that if she raps, she starts with "Well the names Hilary and I'm here to say.."
But it's fine, as long as she's there to promote supporting Big D Democrat polices in a major way.
But it's fine, as long as she's there to promote supporting Big D Democrat polices in a major way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
$20 says we get a moment where Hillary attempts to rap. Side bet, $50 says that if she raps, she starts with "Well the names Hilary and I'm here to say.."
But it's fine, as long as she's there to promote supporting Big D Democrat polices in a major way.
But it's fine, as long as she's there to promote supporting Big D Democrat polices in a major way.
I love "The rules say we can't fix our own mistakes, sorry about that." Very cool addition to any professional correspondence.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love "The rules say we can't fix our own mistakes, sorry about that." Very cool addition to any professional correspondence.
What a whimsical coincidence, that's exactly how I find out my stock market news!
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What a whimsical coincidence, that's exactly how I find out my stock market news!
Hahaha. Balloonplant. Classic.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hahaha. Balloonplant. Classic.
Aww, it's our best friend Molly Tauve! I'm voting for her to be the mascot for the 2028 Olympics!
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Aww, it's our best friend Molly Tauve! I'm voting for her to be the mascot for the 2028 Olympics!
And now, with any luck, I get to disprove reason number three ("posting those will destroy my entire life somehow"). Fingers crossed!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
And now, with any luck, I get to disprove reason number three ("posting those will destroy my entire life somehow"). Fingers crossed!!
Oh god, the worst filter of all time.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh god, the worst filter of all time.