Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
@therjhw.bsky.social
Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧
I used to sell groceries.
I used to sell groceries.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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Seasons greetings!
May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Seasons greetings!
Skipped lunch because we're eating at 2pm...
Sustaining myself on beer and animal crackers until then.
Sustaining myself on beer and animal crackers until then.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Skipped lunch because we're eating at 2pm...
Sustaining myself on beer and animal crackers until then.
Sustaining myself on beer and animal crackers until then.
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Oh shit 😂 I was wondering why traffic was low
FORGET ABOUT THE PARADE AND YOUR FAMILY AND STUPID TURKEY!!!
THERE'S A NEW QUINNS QUEST REVIEW!!!
THERE'S A NEW QUINNS QUEST REVIEW!!!
New Quinns Quest review is a boxed RPG special! 📦✨
I dunno folks, I think running RPGs out of 400 page hardback books might be dumb and bad
I dunno folks, I think running RPGs out of 400 page hardback books might be dumb and bad
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oh shit 😂 I was wondering why traffic was low
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Thanksgiving 2025
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Thanksgiving 2025
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Since coworker is playing Christmas music, may I present the best song about Christmas that isn't necessarily a Christmas song. Also happens to be one of the best cover songs IMO.
Luca Brasi cover Paul Kelly 'How To Make Gravy' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Since coworker is playing Christmas music, may I present the best song about Christmas that isn't necessarily a Christmas song. Also happens to be one of the best cover songs IMO.
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gender-affirming care saves lives
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No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
Anon, a giant monster roams
Creature of magic, not of home
He didst gobble each hag he found
Screams didst echo, a chilling sound
With every wiccan he did devour
He'll grow in strength, in size and power
Until one day upon his back
He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack
Creature of magic, not of home
He didst gobble each hag he found
Screams didst echo, a chilling sound
With every wiccan he did devour
He'll grow in strength, in size and power
Until one day upon his back
He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anon, a giant monster roams
Creature of magic, not of home
He didst gobble each hag he found
Screams didst echo, a chilling sound
With every wiccan he did devour
He'll grow in strength, in size and power
Until one day upon his back
He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack
Creature of magic, not of home
He didst gobble each hag he found
Screams didst echo, a chilling sound
With every wiccan he did devour
He'll grow in strength, in size and power
Until one day upon his back
He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack
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They won in regulation 😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They won in regulation 😭
*happy la bamba sounds*
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*happy la bamba sounds*
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Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring
A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little…
thedailytism.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
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Yesterday, the CDC changed a webpage to lie about vaccines and autism. Vaccines are an important part of public health. HHS Secretary RFK Jr. and Acting CDC Director Jim O’Neill cannot be trusted to tell the truth. They must be removed from office immediately. autisticadvocacy.org/2025/11/kenn...
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yesterday, the CDC changed a webpage to lie about vaccines and autism. Vaccines are an important part of public health. HHS Secretary RFK Jr. and Acting CDC Director Jim O’Neill cannot be trusted to tell the truth. They must be removed from office immediately. autisticadvocacy.org/2025/11/kenn...
Since learning I'm autistic I have slowly opened up to family and friends/coworkers.
Even with family, only my parents and a couple of my cousins know. I would be more up front but you never know who's going to be cool or who's going to be a weirdo about it.
Even with family, only my parents and a couple of my cousins know. I would be more up front but you never know who's going to be cool or who's going to be a weirdo about it.
I want to live in a world where even if there's a "cause" of autism found, the answer would be "so?" But we don't live in that world, and that includes people on all parts of the political spectrum.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Since learning I'm autistic I have slowly opened up to family and friends/coworkers.
Even with family, only my parents and a couple of my cousins know. I would be more up front but you never know who's going to be cool or who's going to be a weirdo about it.
Even with family, only my parents and a couple of my cousins know. I would be more up front but you never know who's going to be cool or who's going to be a weirdo about it.
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it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system
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Assigned Bing at Born.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Assigned Bing at Born.
Me, running away from my problems
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me, running away from my problems
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ALLOWING AN ADDICT TO EAT MIGHT BE THE MOST HOLY THING MY TAX DOLLARS HAVE EVER DONE.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ALLOWING AN ADDICT TO EAT MIGHT BE THE MOST HOLY THING MY TAX DOLLARS HAVE EVER DONE.