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JodievdW 2026 edition
@jodievdw.bsky.social
Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
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Happy Friday the 13th to all
who celebrate 🖤
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Strength is not always movement.
Sometimes it is stillness.
Sometimes it is patience.
Sometimes it is the quiet refusal
to be carried away by the storm.

-Lucian Coldwater (pictured in meditation)

Photocred: cheokolateblog on IG
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Help I started thinking of Advance Australia Fair to the tune of Auld Lang Syne and now I can't remember the real tune.
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The rest of the bskyverse out here with sophisticated cat names like Amani and Adonis and mine are Cricket, Moth and Scooter because I can't even stick to a theme.
You all my husband just sent a video from the vet’s office, Armani is stoned out of his MIND it’s hilarious
“Human gave me a churu that tasted funny and now I can hear colors. I’m still going to cut the vet later.”

(He’s fine, just a regularly scheduled checkup on his chronic conditions. The vet won’t see him unless he takes drugs first.)
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Dr, in December: your iron is very low.
Me: *hits the red meat, spinach and iron pills. Feel like I'd stick to a magnet*
Dr, in February: your iron is now critically low.

Good, good. All fine and normal here in the land of I Want A Refund On This Body.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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SAMWISE: po-tay-toes??

ARAGORN: *clicks "Jump to Recipe"*

SAMWISE: —boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
On first glance I thought this was yet another avant-garde way to say "autistic" without saying "autistic". Like when Autist had a hot moment. God save us from the Autist Auteurs. You know they'd be insufferable and not for 'tism reasons.
Just seen a TV critic using the word “Auteur” in describing a sitcom, and I am not having that.
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Is there anything worse than a fandom with a thriving fanfic community... of people whose take on the source content is so completely 180° from yours it's physically painful to peek into AO3?
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
HEARTBREAKING: World's largest boy devvo to no longer fit under desk riser.
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Hey fam, had a weird couple of weeks and am feeling pretty low tonight. I'll be fine, but anyone got any good news, cute animals or hugs to spare? Life is just being a wee bit arse.
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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2021
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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I have many, many favourite Kudelka cartoons but this, from 2011, is possibly one of the best Aus pol cartoons ever drawn.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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RIP Jon Kudelka. His “rusted-on bingo” cartoon was legendary, and still very relevant. #auspol
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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If anyone is selling you the opportunity to make money, *you* are how *they* make money and the 'secret' they have is convincing people like you to pay them.

There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Happy Monday to all who celebrate. I don't, but am here regardless. Let's get this bread, or at least a different hackneyed motivation platitude.
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
yeah Bluesky is primarily a Tumblric language
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Just been to an online theatre thing by PlayZoomers Inc and fuck me that was amazing. Anyone still whinging about the technical limitations of zoom for live performance needs to get around their work. Nailed it. Seamless. An hour and a half felt like 10 mins and the second play will haunt me.
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Every teen girl wants to read stories about it being the far future and yet it’s all just men named Johnson or Thompson smoking and rolling up their shirt sleeves, and talking about whether or not they’re going to see their mistress before the end of the world
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Dear every website ever: I never want you to include “marketplace” results.
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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you got what now
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM