JodievdW 2026 edition
@jodievdw.bsky.social
Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
Help I started thinking of Advance Australia Fair to the tune of Auld Lang Syne and now I can't remember the real tune.
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Help I started thinking of Advance Australia Fair to the tune of Auld Lang Syne and now I can't remember the real tune.
And in that moment, I realised the anthem more or less scans to the tune of Auld Lang Syne.
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 AM
And in that moment, I realised the anthem more or less scans to the tune of Auld Lang Syne.
Same, I assumed it was the real queen and when I got to "affair with Charles" I just bluescreened.
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Same, I assumed it was the real queen and when I got to "affair with Charles" I just bluescreened.
He is the sweetest, most beautiful absolute little shit. :)
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
He is the sweetest, most beautiful absolute little shit. :)
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This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.
TBF if you met Scooter you would understand he is SUCH a Scooter no other name would suffice. Except possibly You Godforsaken Little Rat Bastard.
February 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
TBF if you met Scooter you would understand he is SUCH a Scooter no other name would suffice. Except possibly You Godforsaken Little Rat Bastard.
The rest of the bskyverse out here with sophisticated cat names like Amani and Adonis and mine are Cricket, Moth and Scooter because I can't even stick to a theme.
You all my husband just sent a video from the vet’s office, Armani is stoned out of his MIND it’s hilarious
“Human gave me a churu that tasted funny and now I can hear colors. I’m still going to cut the vet later.”
(He’s fine, just a regularly scheduled checkup on his chronic conditions. The vet won’t see him unless he takes drugs first.)
(He’s fine, just a regularly scheduled checkup on his chronic conditions. The vet won’t see him unless he takes drugs first.)
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The rest of the bskyverse out here with sophisticated cat names like Amani and Adonis and mine are Cricket, Moth and Scooter because I can't even stick to a theme.
Hell yeah, bring it. 👍👍
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Hell yeah, bring it. 👍👍
Honestly my natural state is fairly lethergic at the best of times, so it can be hard to tell!
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Honestly my natural state is fairly lethergic at the best of times, so it can be hard to tell!
My feed is split between #LibSpill chat and British football game, and I can't tell anymore who's a mediocre liberal backbencher and who's a midfield defender for Upper-Fotherington-On-Sea.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
My feed is split between #LibSpill chat and British football game, and I can't tell anymore who's a mediocre liberal backbencher and who's a midfield defender for Upper-Fotherington-On-Sea.
Thank you! It sneaks up - I'd put all my various lethargies and breathlessnesses down to being generally fat, lazy and unfit until we found out in December all my iron's just buggered right off.
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Thank you! It sneaks up - I'd put all my various lethargies and breathlessnesses down to being generally fat, lazy and unfit until we found out in December all my iron's just buggered right off.
It's been half-on so long the battery's flat.
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 AM
It's been half-on so long the battery's flat.
This is an excellent sign! Invest in a stock of useful metals today!
- Ea-Nasir, trustworthy economic pundit.
- Ea-Nasir, trustworthy economic pundit.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
This is an excellent sign! Invest in a stock of useful metals today!
- Ea-Nasir, trustworthy economic pundit.
- Ea-Nasir, trustworthy economic pundit.
On the back, in long-faded handwritten ink, it just says "Macca".
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
On the back, in long-faded handwritten ink, it just says "Macca".
The freaks can't resist all the flair on his beanie.
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The freaks can't resist all the flair on his beanie.
On the cards for next week! Weird thing to be looking forward to, but I'll take anything over feeling like a wrung-out kitchen sponge.
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 AM
On the cards for next week! Weird thing to be looking forward to, but I'll take anything over feeling like a wrung-out kitchen sponge.
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Dr, in December: your iron is very low.
Me: *hits the red meat, spinach and iron pills. Feel like I'd stick to a magnet*
Dr, in February: your iron is now critically low.
Good, good. All fine and normal here in the land of I Want A Refund On This Body.
Me: *hits the red meat, spinach and iron pills. Feel like I'd stick to a magnet*
Dr, in February: your iron is now critically low.
Good, good. All fine and normal here in the land of I Want A Refund On This Body.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Dr, in December: your iron is very low.
Me: *hits the red meat, spinach and iron pills. Feel like I'd stick to a magnet*
Dr, in February: your iron is now critically low.
Good, good. All fine and normal here in the land of I Want A Refund On This Body.
Me: *hits the red meat, spinach and iron pills. Feel like I'd stick to a magnet*
Dr, in February: your iron is now critically low.
Good, good. All fine and normal here in the land of I Want A Refund On This Body.
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SAMWISE: po-tay-toes??
ARAGORN: *clicks "Jump to Recipe"*
SAMWISE: —boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
ARAGORN: *clicks "Jump to Recipe"*
SAMWISE: —boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
SAMWISE: po-tay-toes??
ARAGORN: *clicks "Jump to Recipe"*
SAMWISE: —boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
ARAGORN: *clicks "Jump to Recipe"*
SAMWISE: —boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Only if we lived in a sane and rational world!! (Would be nice!)
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Only if we lived in a sane and rational world!! (Would be nice!)
Frowned upon and deeply suspect! 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Frowned upon and deeply suspect! 🤣
Ugh, temper your authenticity to the mood of the market you radical extremist. :)
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ugh, temper your authenticity to the mood of the market you radical extremist. :)
On first glance I thought this was yet another avant-garde way to say "autistic" without saying "autistic". Like when Autist had a hot moment. God save us from the Autist Auteurs. You know they'd be insufferable and not for 'tism reasons.
Just seen a TV critic using the word “Auteur” in describing a sitcom, and I am not having that.
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
On first glance I thought this was yet another avant-garde way to say "autistic" without saying "autistic". Like when Autist had a hot moment. God save us from the Autist Auteurs. You know they'd be insufferable and not for 'tism reasons.
How DARE you be a human being having fun when you could be refining your personal brand to leverage future synergies for corporate engagement???
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
How DARE you be a human being having fun when you could be refining your personal brand to leverage future synergies for corporate engagement???
Ah, the joys of maintaining the stuff The Previous Guy set up. :)
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Ah, the joys of maintaining the stuff The Previous Guy set up. :)