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JodievdW but with tinsel
@jodievdw.bsky.social
Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
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Actually, Frankincense was the name of the inventor.
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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You may hate the riff raff as low brow, you might think their interests are uncultured, but the reality is they have just as much right as you to exist, you insufferable snob
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
POV: you are on my work zoom. (The wise one, the protective one, the academic one, and my goofy ass trying to keep up.)
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Seeing the papers write about social media is like Rennaisance-era pictures of an elephant drawn only from description.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
It's called Sitting In The Back Seat.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In the spirit of Christmas goodwill, I took an opportunity today to do a good turn for someone who just so happens to dislike me intensely. Not only do I get to feel like the bigger person, but I know the confusion will live rent-free in their head for months. 🤏
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Nuns' dressmakers are habit forming.
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Just a thought… but maybe let’s not have massive data centres sucking up water, gutsing on electricity and destroying the social fabric. Could be an option?
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 03,1957
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Smells like cinnamon when your feet get warm.
bluesky wrapped isn't enough we need seasonally festive gel insoles
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In breaking news my generic Ritalin has introduced me to a new terrible idea: child proof blister pack packaging for meds. Can't break the foil, you need to master The Technique first. 0/10 just put them in a bastard bottle.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Spotify Wrapped but it's how often and under what circumstances I started replying to a message, stopped, started over, stopped again, and gave up.
Spotify Wrapped but for all my cheese dreams
Spotify Wrapped but for all my suppressed rants
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Pretty much everyone in #PoveratyXmas is also disabled, so for #InternationalDayOfPeopleWithDisability #IDPwD I'll share this thread again, feel free to add your paylinks or wishlists if you're poor and/or disabled in so-called Australia
Official #PoveratiXmas thread! 🎅🧵

Drop your wishlist links or paylink details with your Xmas wishes in the thread below with the hashtag #PoveratiXmas

Share widely and hopefully some #PoveratiXmasAngels will make some wishes come true!
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Happy International People with Disabilities Day Australia!
EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We are also enjoying a lovely cool spell here, by which I mean it's 29 degrees at lunchtime rather than 39 like it was a week ago.
AUSTRALIA COLD SPELL

Few more cold records today, mostly in Queensland.
Next weeks 2 heat waves and 2 cold spells will alternate bringing a nightmare weather to Southern Australia
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I didn't even get a staff morning tea when I left. :/
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Bloody hell.
Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Isn't that what most podcasters have done?
starting a podcast with nothing to say
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So in grade 9 we had one of those days where instead of usual classes we did a bunch of science/critical thinking/creativity puzzles. I got paired with another kid to design a house. They had vision impairment and I'm autistic with no spatial/logic sense and we still did a better job than this.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM