Is this man - whoever he is, because I absolutely can not tell these people apart anymore - 9ft tall??

After years of zero contact with any religious org I was really surprised to be told by a church rep "we love children making noise in church... because it means there are children in the church." Bit of a turn around from when I was a kid.

This may be the pivot Bond needs to appeal to a new generation.

*slide whistle intensifies*

I say this as someone who grew up with 80s Who, loved it then and loves it now, but can still see it'd be better if it hadn't been Like That.

Demanding things make sense (and obsessing over The Lore) led to the enshittification of 80s Doctor Who and I will be taking no further questions on this matter.

Pfft, just stick a terrible wig on New Bond and keep their face out of shot until the regeneration's already started, Colin-Baker-to-Sylvester-McCoy style.

... is this a Doctor Who: New Adventures reference because if so I am right on board with 007 being a Time Lord.

I'm sure kids are great and all, but when you get a spreadsheet set up *just so* and you bring in the data and it does the thing... 🤌

Paging @harecomedy.bsky.social, is it too early UK time to start throwing hands?

It's only Marshall law if the real Slim Shady stands up.

Hear me out: buddy cop adventure with Elmo Christ and Chicago Pope on a road trip to Sort A Few Things Out.

Amazing shot of a rare sight! Love it 10/10

Absolutely wild to wear them over the top.