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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
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Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧

I used to sell groceries.
This is exactly the sort of contrarian stance I am ready to take at dinner on Thanksgiving.

Sent it to the family group chat but they aren't taking the bait.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So tempted to bring my deck to dinner 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Similarly we have never let Emma play with small humans. While she loves people and attention, she has no concept of personal space.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is the best cover song ever performed. The Wiggles went absolutely hard.
The Wiggles cover Tame Impala 'Elephant' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have to text so many people. This shit is wild.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One second after clicking...
a man is crying and asking what have i done .
ALT: a man is crying and asking what have i done .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It was a tossup between Motor Spirit and Gila Monster
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM