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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
@therjhw.bsky.social
Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧

I used to sell groceries.
Hell yea! @thewaroncars.bsky.social seen at Buffalo Street Books in Ithaca, NY.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
LFG!
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Similarly we have never let Emma play with small humans. While she loves people and attention, she has no concept of personal space.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anon, a giant monster roams
Creature of magic, not of home
He didst gobble each hag he found
Screams didst echo, a chilling sound
With every wiccan he did devour
He'll grow in strength, in size and power
Until one day upon his back
He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
#nowspinning #vinyl

Cult of Personality is a tasty jam. Open Letter (to a Landlord) is a certified banger.

Living Colour

Vivid, 1988
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm sorry, no. Stewy's has the best coffee. Beanz has good coffee. No shade to them. JG is selling weak cups, like it's watered down. Even the dark roast tastes weak.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Babylon 5 is going to hit like a brick wall. *spoilers* obviously
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#nowspinning #vinyl

Probably one of the cooler pressings I own. This version was limited to 500. Has a picture book inside the gatefold. NM from the used section too.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Polygondwanaland, 2017
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#nowspinning #vinyl

With bonus Emma!

Oxygen Destroyer

Sinister Monstrosities Spawned by the Unfathomable Ignorance of Humankind, 2025
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We have full size bars and people are walking right on by 😭
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We've got stacks of full size bars to hand out
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Took me down to Stewys
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Keep an eye on your mail everybody 😀

@hellomcdm.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
#nowspinning #vinyl

$7 in the used bin?! This was a steal. I was robbing them.

Earth, Wind & Fire

The Best of Earth, Wind & Fire vol. 1, 1978
October 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honoring my millennial people by completing the rite of fixing the boomer's television upon family visitation.
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Picture check
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sound check. Picture will be clearer as the sun goes down.
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The weather is cooperating so tonight we are having a spooky double feature for K's birthday.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No natzees
#Nokings
These are not
American things
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seeing more deer hanging around in the middle of town is becoming normal where we live.
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Doing full size candy bars this year.
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM