casket sharp (great axe)
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
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now available!! ✨
oh also - i had the magnolia cloak made in velvet 🤭
it'll be available for presale nov. 15th, 6 pm est! ✨✨
it'll be available for presale nov. 15th, 6 pm est! ✨✨
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
now available!! ✨
doing hills again was deeply deeply deeply deeply foolish
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
doing hills again was deeply deeply deeply deeply foolish
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Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...
A Holiday Gift Guide: Tools, Treats, and Trifles for Food Lovers
Our food critic’s annual roundup of gastronomic ideas for giving.
www.newyorker.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...
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Full info for pokemon commissions:
• 6 pokemon + trainer $125
• 6 pokemon + trainer + background scene $150
• 6 pokemon without a trainer $100
• 1 trainer and 1 pokemon $35-$50
• A single pokemon $20-$35
Payment via PayPal or Venmo.
Dm or Email for any questions.
• 6 pokemon + trainer $125
• 6 pokemon + trainer + background scene $150
• 6 pokemon without a trainer $100
• 1 trainer and 1 pokemon $35-$50
• A single pokemon $20-$35
Payment via PayPal or Venmo.
Dm or Email for any questions.
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Full info for pokemon commissions:
• 6 pokemon + trainer $125
• 6 pokemon + trainer + background scene $150
• 6 pokemon without a trainer $100
• 1 trainer and 1 pokemon $35-$50
• A single pokemon $20-$35
Payment via PayPal or Venmo.
Dm or Email for any questions.
• 6 pokemon + trainer $125
• 6 pokemon + trainer + background scene $150
• 6 pokemon without a trainer $100
• 1 trainer and 1 pokemon $35-$50
• A single pokemon $20-$35
Payment via PayPal or Venmo.
Dm or Email for any questions.
my bike is making some kind of clicking noise and I have to figure out what it is because its getting a little tell-tale heart up in here
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my bike is making some kind of clicking noise and I have to figure out what it is because its getting a little tell-tale heart up in here
you made a rebloggable talamasca post on tumblr. i am baffled about this on about three levels, i gotta say
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you made a rebloggable talamasca post on tumblr. i am baffled about this on about three levels, i gotta say
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Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.
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My favourite year for oppressed literary masculinity was 2023 when the number of women on the Booker shortlist was smaller than the number of men named Paul
Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My favourite year for oppressed literary masculinity was 2023 when the number of women on the Booker shortlist was smaller than the number of men named Paul
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Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
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Today's #goodnews is about Boston nonprofit that runs a 10-week class teaching teens how to care for & fix bikes. Once they graduate, they get to keep the bike.
About 200 teens work in the shop repairing bikes every year. They ship them all over the country & even set up in other countries. ☺️
About 200 teens work in the shop repairing bikes every year. They ship them all over the country & even set up in other countries. ☺️
Teens at this Boston bike shop have refurbished 80,000 bikes for people in need
Bikes Not Bombs has been operational since 1984.
www.goodgoodgood.co
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today's #goodnews is about Boston nonprofit that runs a 10-week class teaching teens how to care for & fix bikes. Once they graduate, they get to keep the bike.
About 200 teens work in the shop repairing bikes every year. They ship them all over the country & even set up in other countries. ☺️
About 200 teens work in the shop repairing bikes every year. They ship them all over the country & even set up in other countries. ☺️
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DREDGE Complete Edition (PS5/Switch) is $29.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/jrkgKP4 #ad
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
DREDGE Complete Edition (PS5/Switch) is $29.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/jrkgKP4 #ad
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A Little to the Left: Extra Tidy Edition (Switch) is $19.99 on Amazon buff.ly/3MXKp8a
Best Buy buff.ly/dhkvCMr #ad
Best Buy buff.ly/dhkvCMr #ad
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A Little to the Left: Extra Tidy Edition (Switch) is $19.99 on Amazon buff.ly/3MXKp8a
Best Buy buff.ly/dhkvCMr #ad
Best Buy buff.ly/dhkvCMr #ad
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“Zohran has been marinated in love…He’s so secure in knowing who he is. There was a feeling of great pride and gratitude the night he won—that we had yielded this person who will bring, and who has already brought, hope to the world. That he has the mettle to do it.”
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOM GOALS 🥰🥰🥰🥰
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOM GOALS 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I interviewed ferociously brilliant filmmaker Mira Nair, a.k.a Zohran Mamdani’s mother, about how her voice and vision have shaped a man who sees a better way forward for all of us. SPOILER ALERT: Love matters.
www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/feat...
www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/feat...
How Mira Nair Built the World That Made Zohran Mamdani
The legendary director talks with Harper's Bazaar about becoming an artist and a parent
www.harpersbazaar.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Zohran has been marinated in love…He’s so secure in knowing who he is. There was a feeling of great pride and gratitude the night he won—that we had yielded this person who will bring, and who has already brought, hope to the world. That he has the mettle to do it.”
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOM GOALS 🥰🥰🥰🥰
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOM GOALS 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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when you're throat is just the tiniest bit scratchy and dry
a cartoon fox says " if what i think is happening is happening " in a kitchen
Alt: a cartoon fox says " if what i think is happening is happening " in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
when you're throat is just the tiniest bit scratchy and dry
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I will NOT buy a completely unnecessary $60 bottle of olive oil just for the tentacle bottle.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I will NOT buy a completely unnecessary $60 bottle of olive oil just for the tentacle bottle.
fantastic weird girl representation, thank you Mariana Enríquez
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
fantastic weird girl representation, thank you Mariana Enríquez
also, as I continue to play Clair Obscur, I think I'm starting to understand parrying sickos. which concerns me. I do not want to be sympathetic to their beliefs.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
also, as I continue to play Clair Obscur, I think I'm starting to understand parrying sickos. which concerns me. I do not want to be sympathetic to their beliefs.
if you want to be relaxed out of your gourd you simply need a lot of edibles and a few episodes of The Repair Shop. perhaps a cookie or two. god bless.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if you want to be relaxed out of your gourd you simply need a lot of edibles and a few episodes of The Repair Shop. perhaps a cookie or two. god bless.
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#WhatMyTShirtSaysIs Miskatonic University.
Half the people who comment say something Lovecraftian.
The other half ask me where it's located. I tell them it's north of Boston, near Salem.
Half the people who comment say something Lovecraftian.
The other half ask me where it's located. I tell them it's north of Boston, near Salem.
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#WhatMyTShirtSaysIs Miskatonic University.
Half the people who comment say something Lovecraftian.
The other half ask me where it's located. I tell them it's north of Boston, near Salem.
Half the people who comment say something Lovecraftian.
The other half ask me where it's located. I tell them it's north of Boston, near Salem.
Pride and Prejudice is honestly so funny. there's a run of chapters from like. 10-13 or so where the chapter's last line is always something like WOW WAS MR DARCY GLAD HE WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE LIKE ELIZABETH, CAUSE HE'D BE IN REAL TROUBLE AND BE REALLY IN LOVE, LIKE, WOW.
buddy.
buddy.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pride and Prejudice is honestly so funny. there's a run of chapters from like. 10-13 or so where the chapter's last line is always something like WOW WAS MR DARCY GLAD HE WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE LIKE ELIZABETH, CAUSE HE'D BE IN REAL TROUBLE AND BE REALLY IN LOVE, LIKE, WOW.
buddy.
buddy.
my new Saturday schedule is going to be Chip City Roulette before Saturday movies -- today we got a confetti cookie sandwich, TWO pumpkin coffeecake, and a *checks notes* mile high maple thinwich.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my new Saturday schedule is going to be Chip City Roulette before Saturday movies -- today we got a confetti cookie sandwich, TWO pumpkin coffeecake, and a *checks notes* mile high maple thinwich.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS