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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
me, not coughing, just curled over in the period shrimp pose: we are so back
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
look there's nominative determinism and then there's this, I must insist upon a SHRED of subtlety!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
people height in meters
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
cannot stress enough I am from the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. bad out there fam!
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
so deep into running it I didn't tweet once
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
in case anyone was worried if I was hydrating
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social oh my body is ready
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
these headlines never speak to me

a non-exclusive list of things I want to dress like:

a vaguely european bourne assassin
a louche wood elf
a scifi bounty hunter and/or karl urban in a scifi movie
punk business casual
the bad bond girl once she tries to murder bond
a mad scientist
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
and of course once we leave the private office

even mad scientists believe in PPE
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
its always like this
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
work selfies are giving a lil mad scientist
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the last workout of a condemned* woman

*getting sick 🤧
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ALLOWING AN ADDICT TO EAT MIGHT BE THE MOST HOLY THING MY TAX DOLLARS HAVE EVER DONE.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
it's TIIIIIIIIIIIME
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I AM TAKING A LAP
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ho ho ho about to make unwise purchases
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
radiator season
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
SOMEONE is the coziest girl in the world
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
no more hills this week....... can't be done.......

I love achievements so much I'm already like "can't believe I'm going break this over Christmas"
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
but we have always gone Tree Hunting, so!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
*touches the bus floor* what happened here
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
jasper: going through it
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM