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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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We can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory.

They're all blood, you see.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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As Stoppard wrote, and as I contemplate often: “I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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there is a massive dehumidifier above this spread there’s no other explanation
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"That will be the perfect little carb to put in my mouth." @izzygnosis.bsky.social has such a way with words. #Hock3yWeekend
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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One of the giants. I’d just reread Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead for roughly the hundredth time. The thing that struck me is his work is never diminished by familiarity, that on the hundredth read I’d still gasp, stop breathing at the wit and depth. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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For people unaware and playing/streaming Where Winds Meet, it uses GenAI for NPC chat bots, and let's you import a photo of yourself and a voice clip for character creation, which I'm sure I don't need to explain why that is fucked up

And no AI disclosure on Steam 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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more seriously: absolutely wild that the venue allowed this. I did a show at the Fringe more recently where we had to perform several layers of risk assessment to be permitted to light a candle
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one more bit of laundry and then i have ACCOMPLISHED ALL THE THINGS for today
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sighing heavily there are a lot of things I look for in a partner but if I was making one Practical Magic spell style its someone who fucking loves laundry one of those absolute sickos who just find it relaxing
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@wagnarok.bsky.social not how I ever imagined finding out Ann Leckie was on tumblr www.tumblr.com/elodieunderg...
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Dorcas Reilly was the hero America needed and I’m not joking.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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and last but not least, the Adopt-A-Native-Elder charity also run a shop where they sell handmade rugs, baskets, and jewelry, and this stuff is BEAUTIFUL anelder.org/Navajo-Rugs-...
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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These guys are great! I donate every year and may I suggest that some of the crafts they sell on behalf of the elders make great Christmas presents?
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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And Kenta Fukasaku was inspired by THE LONG WALK and Stephen King was inspired by THE LOTTERY and Shirley Jackson was inspired by…

This discourse was tired in 2012 and it’s tired now, but it’s certainly rich coming from the guy promoting a four and a half hour LADY SNOWBLOOD fanfic right now.
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Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino has said The Hunger Games "ripped off" Battle Royale, and expressed surprise that the Japanese writer of the cult classic original didn’t sue The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins. https://bit.ly/44fDUkf
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
missing a PR by a half second
disapointed no GIF by I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Australia
disapointed no GIF by I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Australia
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November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🎉 DICE GAMBIT 🎉
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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this is the soap opera way and it's the only way. oh you have opinions about who else should have played the part? tell it to your coworkers. at the water cooler. that is the appropriate venue we're trying to make a show here
Bond writers in 2025: agonising over the change of actors

Interview with the Vampire (series) in 2022:
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM