hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
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she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
Pinned
Tattoo artist: *gently wipes down my arm with the cool cloth at the end*
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
I’ve either played 4 levels of a game or 5,000; there is no inbetween
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I’ve either played 4 levels of a game or 5,000; there is no inbetween
Lightly high and eating mozzarella sticks dipped in my dad’s homemade habanero pepper jelly. Effervescent.
a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is holding something in his hand .
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February 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Lightly high and eating mozzarella sticks dipped in my dad’s homemade habanero pepper jelly. Effervescent.
Highly recommend these little pizzas from Trader Joe’s. They’re like the size of your palm and they’re perfect if you’re craving just like a little bit of pizza
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Highly recommend these little pizzas from Trader Joe’s. They’re like the size of your palm and they’re perfect if you’re craving just like a little bit of pizza
@1001cranes.bsky.social this one lol. I have I can’t DM a gif
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February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
@1001cranes.bsky.social this one lol. I have I can’t DM a gif
Me waiting for all of the Valentine’s Day tattoo flash to drop
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February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Me waiting for all of the Valentine’s Day tattoo flash to drop
All the posts I see of Tate McRae supporting USA instead of Canada for the Olympics is insane to me, dick game must be insane for you to choose America over Canada in the year of our lord 2026
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
All the posts I see of Tate McRae supporting USA instead of Canada for the Olympics is insane to me, dick game must be insane for you to choose America over Canada in the year of our lord 2026
I haven’t ordered takeout in a month 🎉
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I haven’t ordered takeout in a month 🎉
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February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Roommate: this is my favorite of my partner’s cats, I’m not supposed to have a favorite though…
Me: you can 1000% have a favorite pet, they are not human children.
Me: you can 1000% have a favorite pet, they are not human children.
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Roommate: this is my favorite of my partner’s cats, I’m not supposed to have a favorite though…
Me: you can 1000% have a favorite pet, they are not human children.
Me: you can 1000% have a favorite pet, they are not human children.
Sometimes you just see a guy on a dating app and you’re like “I KNOW he has a podcast.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes you just see a guy on a dating app and you’re like “I KNOW he has a podcast.”
It finally got approved give me my money
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It finally got approved give me my money
My bed had a little wobble to it so taking the time to tighten the bolts and rotate the mattress, wash the sheets, etc.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
My bed had a little wobble to it so taking the time to tighten the bolts and rotate the mattress, wash the sheets, etc.
I woke up at 5 am and went to the gym and then the dentist for my weird night guard scan and was back home before work at 8
a man singing into a microphone with a sign behind him that says go green or go home
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February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I woke up at 5 am and went to the gym and then the dentist for my weird night guard scan and was back home before work at 8
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You go back four or five generations and all our ancestors are still just 'from New York'
Both sides of my family have been in America so long (but aren’t Native American) that I’m just assuming religious persecution and some manifest destiny bullshit.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
You go back four or five generations and all our ancestors are still just 'from New York'
Both sides of my family have been in America so long (but aren’t Native American) that I’m just assuming religious persecution and some manifest destiny bullshit.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Both sides of my family have been in America so long (but aren’t Native American) that I’m just assuming religious persecution and some manifest destiny bullshit.
I got my tax return, usually I spend it on sex toys and legos.
This year it’s going to be spent on my dentist night guard bill and savings. But also sex toys and legos.
This year it’s going to be spent on my dentist night guard bill and savings. But also sex toys and legos.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I got my tax return, usually I spend it on sex toys and legos.
This year it’s going to be spent on my dentist night guard bill and savings. But also sex toys and legos.
This year it’s going to be spent on my dentist night guard bill and savings. But also sex toys and legos.
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one thing I’m going to do… is notice
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
one thing I’m going to do… is notice
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how was I supposed to know this fish was a kid
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
how was I supposed to know this fish was a kid
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ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
Me: hmmm Amanda is looking at my Instagram stories, she MUST be bored in bsky prison
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Me: hmmm Amanda is looking at my Instagram stories, she MUST be bored in bsky prison
A perfect lunch
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
A perfect lunch
Got an iced latte with extra espresso this morning
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February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Got an iced latte with extra espresso this morning
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Producer: so the Russian pilots, we thinking some pretty nondescript Soviet-type proletariat hero guys or—
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Producer: so the Russian pilots, we thinking some pretty nondescript Soviet-type proletariat hero guys or—
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Would anyone like to start their own ANTIQUE DOLL FACTORY, we had a real interesting time antiquing today
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Would anyone like to start their own ANTIQUE DOLL FACTORY, we had a real interesting time antiquing today