hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
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she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
Pinned
Tattoo artist: *gently wipes down my arm with the cool cloth at the end*
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Vegetarian meal at the bbq 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Vegetarian meal at the bbq 🔥
Vegetarian at the bbq restaurant 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Vegetarian at the bbq restaurant 🔥
When the old-timey hotel is haunting but cool
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When the old-timey hotel is haunting but cool
@1001cranes.bsky.social @balconyskeletons.bsky.social last time we went to southern junction, which of the meats did you like better than the other? I can’t remember and I want to give good recommendations
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@1001cranes.bsky.social @balconyskeletons.bsky.social last time we went to southern junction, which of the meats did you like better than the other? I can’t remember and I want to give good recommendations
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we need this
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
we need this
The fourth season of Mythic Quest makes me FERAL
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November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The fourth season of Mythic Quest makes me FERAL
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me: i would do anything for an everything bagel with chive cream cheese right now
a: you could go get one
me: anything but that
a: you could go get one
me: anything but that
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
me: i would do anything for an everything bagel with chive cream cheese right now
a: you could go get one
me: anything but that
a: you could go get one
me: anything but that
Anyone who works out in a group of more than two people at the gym is a war criminal.
You’re telling me four of you are sharing a machine??? Four of you???
You’re telling me four of you are sharing a machine??? Four of you???
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Anyone who works out in a group of more than two people at the gym is a war criminal.
You’re telling me four of you are sharing a machine??? Four of you???
You’re telling me four of you are sharing a machine??? Four of you???
I would give anything for Old Navy to remake this onesie, my greatest pandemic purchase. As you can see I get excited to wear it every time the weather gets colder
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I would give anything for Old Navy to remake this onesie, my greatest pandemic purchase. As you can see I get excited to wear it every time the weather gets colder
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
Thunderstorm
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November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thunderstorm
HVCP: I’ve been using a chainsaw all day and I’m disgusting
Me, a feral animal: pics or it didn’t happen 🥵🥵
HVCP:
Me, a feral animal: pics or it didn’t happen 🥵🥵
HVCP:
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November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HVCP: I’ve been using a chainsaw all day and I’m disgusting
Me, a feral animal: pics or it didn’t happen 🥵🥵
HVCP:
Me, a feral animal: pics or it didn’t happen 🥵🥵
HVCP:
Met a new friend, her name is Mars
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Met a new friend, her name is Mars
We haven’t even hung out yet and while texting, new friend (who will be known as NF until a nickname appears) was like…how are you not bi
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We haven’t even hung out yet and while texting, new friend (who will be known as NF until a nickname appears) was like…how are you not bi
We’re going hiking tomorrow!!!
So the girl who was next to me on the plane is a grad student from where I live and we talked the entire time and we even take art classes at the same place.
We’re both flying home on the same flight Wednesday and we’re exchanging information then so we can be friends.
Making friends as an adult!!
We’re both flying home on the same flight Wednesday and we’re exchanging information then so we can be friends.
Making friends as an adult!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We’re going hiking tomorrow!!!
Can’t wait to see what this bra looks like
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Can’t wait to see what this bra looks like
Saw this walking out of work 🌈
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw this walking out of work 🌈
Me @ me
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me @ me
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God I love a day in the office when old files need to be moved around and I can sit and throw boxes around
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
God I love a day in the office when old files need to be moved around and I can sit and throw boxes around
Apparently my sister and mom went to a church last night to paint pictures of baby Jesus like the non-alcoholic religious version of a paint and sip.
Every time one of my siblings was born, a coin was flipped for their personality.
Every time one of my siblings was born, a coin was flipped for their personality.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Apparently my sister and mom went to a church last night to paint pictures of baby Jesus like the non-alcoholic religious version of a paint and sip.
Every time one of my siblings was born, a coin was flipped for their personality.
Every time one of my siblings was born, a coin was flipped for their personality.
Having a little brother means you have to text them twice and just wait three days for a “👍”
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Having a little brother means you have to text them twice and just wait three days for a “👍”
Sibling math for parents birthdays
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November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sibling math for parents birthdays
When you don’t have enough room in the fridge to chill
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When you don’t have enough room in the fridge to chill
Roasting a million sweet potatoes and the smell is phenomenal
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November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Roasting a million sweet potatoes and the smell is phenomenal
When someone rings the doorbell in the middle of the day and I’m not expecting anyone/anything
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When someone rings the doorbell in the middle of the day and I’m not expecting anyone/anything