hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
I would give anything for Old Navy to remake this onesie, my greatest pandemic purchase. As you can see I get excited to wear it every time the weather gets colder
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I would give anything for Old Navy to remake this onesie, my greatest pandemic purchase. As you can see I get excited to wear it every time the weather gets colder
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
(Hilariously same shitty mirror FROM COLLEGE in four different apartments)
Met a new friend, her name is Mars
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Met a new friend, her name is Mars
Can’t wait to see what this bra looks like
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Can’t wait to see what this bra looks like
Saw this walking out of work 🌈
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw this walking out of work 🌈
Me @ me
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me @ me
When you don’t have enough room in the fridge to chill
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When you don’t have enough room in the fridge to chill
If you see this, post your bird art 🐤
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you see this, post your bird art 🐤
Like a cat looking at a christmas tree
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Like a cat looking at a christmas tree
Nick is my ride or die, I love him so much. I was looking at cider and couldn’t decide what flavor I wanted so he bought the other pack and we split them 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nick is my ride or die, I love him so much. I was looking at cider and couldn’t decide what flavor I wanted so he bought the other pack and we split them 🥰
I did it, I brought dessert home
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I did it, I brought dessert home
Nick’s the wurst
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nick’s the wurst
Rum cider toddy and glühwein
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Rum cider toddy and glühwein
Making stupid faces at each other 2k25
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Making stupid faces at each other 2k25
Friendship
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Friendship
Spooky morning majesty
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Spooky morning majesty
Is this funny
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Is this funny
This shit SLAPS
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This shit SLAPS
I’m putting together a team to perform a heist….
We’re going to steal the abominable snow monster
We’re going to steal the abominable snow monster
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m putting together a team to perform a heist….
We’re going to steal the abominable snow monster
We’re going to steal the abominable snow monster
My roommate is gone for the weekend so I can turn down the thermostat and wear all my cozy shit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My roommate is gone for the weekend so I can turn down the thermostat and wear all my cozy shit.
The changing SCREEN? The clickable buttons?????? He’s perfect.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The changing SCREEN? The clickable buttons?????? He’s perfect.
My boy has come home from the war*
*backorder
*backorder
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My boy has come home from the war*
*backorder
*backorder
Hannah and I read each other for filth
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hannah and I read each other for filth
So many agonies
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So many agonies
Side view also critical
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Side view also critical
HAVING AN INCREDIBLY HARD TIME CHOOSING A NEW WALLET
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
HAVING AN INCREDIBLY HARD TIME CHOOSING A NEW WALLET