the tom petty of gay smut
@ripeteeth.bsky.social
i am thirty or forty years old and i don't need this
2d and print artist | no commissions | abnormal about frankenstein
Print shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sycorax/
2d and print artist | no commissions | abnormal about frankenstein
Print shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sycorax/
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oh wait, i don’t think bluesky has seen my pi-ass de résistance yet
Hello, I'm diabetic ketoacidosis
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Hello, I'm diabetic ketoacidosis
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
While I do understand that NYC politics affect more than just the city, it is SO fucking exhausting to read constant opinions from people who have perhaps visited once for a long weekend and never left midtown
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
While I do understand that NYC politics affect more than just the city, it is SO fucking exhausting to read constant opinions from people who have perhaps visited once for a long weekend and never left midtown
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Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
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I mean, did you expect anything else from me
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I mean, did you expect anything else from me
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You can see some of these stereotypes - the simple, morally pure countryside vs. the morally compromised, inauthentic city - play out in Greek and Roman literature.
So this is a very old idea that recurs regularly.
So this is a very old idea that recurs regularly.
Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
You can see some of these stereotypes - the simple, morally pure countryside vs. the morally compromised, inauthentic city - play out in Greek and Roman literature.
So this is a very old idea that recurs regularly.
So this is a very old idea that recurs regularly.
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my niece is building a notre dame lego model with one of her parents and she was like "the real one took 30 generations to build, and the set has 30 bags of legos, so whenever we start a new bag we pretend to be the children of the previous builders"
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
my niece is building a notre dame lego model with one of her parents and she was like "the real one took 30 generations to build, and the set has 30 bags of legos, so whenever we start a new bag we pretend to be the children of the previous builders"
At 11.59 pm last night Gizmo came over and curled up next to me for snuggles and honestly that's the vibe I'm bringing with me into this year 💚
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
At 11.59 pm last night Gizmo came over and curled up next to me for snuggles and honestly that's the vibe I'm bringing with me into this year 💚
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New Years resolutions are usually bad but I learned the secret to having good ones a few years ago and they have actually changed my life. Anyway, my resolution this year is to dress real cunty every day.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
New Years resolutions are usually bad but I learned the secret to having good ones a few years ago and they have actually changed my life. Anyway, my resolution this year is to dress real cunty every day.
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Marked safe from whatever nonsense this is. 🫠
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Marked safe from whatever nonsense this is. 🫠
how are we now halfway through the 20s? didn't we just start this fucking decade?
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
how are we now halfway through the 20s? didn't we just start this fucking decade?
LEGS SHAVED, SHEETS CLEAN, LIZARD TIME
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
LEGS SHAVED, SHEETS CLEAN, LIZARD TIME
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
one last time, for the road
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Happy New Year, perverts
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy New Year, perverts
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I declare the theme of this year to be 2026 - Finish Your WIPs
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I declare the theme of this year to be 2026 - Finish Your WIPs
aw yeah hello 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
aw yeah hello 2026
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my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
do u ever think about how new years is the universe celebrating its own existence
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
do u ever think about how new years is the universe celebrating its own existence
may your swamps be toxic, your ships mutually destructive, and your vibes be bad
happy 2026, freaks
happy 2026, freaks
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
may your swamps be toxic, your ships mutually destructive, and your vibes be bad
happy 2026, freaks
happy 2026, freaks
Also as a sommelier PLEASE open your sparkling wine correctly. By that I mean
1) face the bottle AWAY from anyone living and anything breakable. the contents are under quite a bit of pressure and can severely harm
1) face the bottle AWAY from anyone living and anything breakable. the contents are under quite a bit of pressure and can severely harm
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Also as a sommelier PLEASE open your sparkling wine correctly. By that I mean
1) face the bottle AWAY from anyone living and anything breakable. the contents are under quite a bit of pressure and can severely harm
1) face the bottle AWAY from anyone living and anything breakable. the contents are under quite a bit of pressure and can severely harm
cheers, pals. let's hope this next one is a breather
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
cheers, pals. let's hope this next one is a breather
