erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
Pinned
If there's shit on my calendar, my mentals will be balancer
frequently I'll be like now why the bell are my roots so bad. I JUST DYED YOU, HAIR! And then I'll have to be like oops no that was six weeks ago actually
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
frequently I'll be like now why the bell are my roots so bad. I JUST DYED YOU, HAIR! And then I'll have to be like oops no that was six weeks ago actually
instead of bog standard do not wanna do the workies i have barely awake at my desk
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
instead of bog standard do not wanna do the workies i have barely awake at my desk
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American evangelicals fed on LEFT BEHIND are unable to recognize Trump as the Antichrist because he's not named John Rockies.
The reason people liken Trump to the anti-christ is that he is essentially the 7 deadly sins incarnate. You can't point to him being virtuous at any point. But there are sides if examples of avarice, lust, sloth, gluttony, wrath, etc.
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
American evangelicals fed on LEFT BEHIND are unable to recognize Trump as the Antichrist because he's not named John Rockies.
Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh
"400 years ago."
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"400 years ago."
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dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
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everyone's talking about death of the artist, nobody's talking about death of the reader. I should be able to have a knife come out of my book and stab you.
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
everyone's talking about death of the artist, nobody's talking about death of the reader. I should be able to have a knife come out of my book and stab you.
He's the best!
I know I've done a good #Thades session when I get @balconyskeletons.bsky.social to flip me off.
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
He's the best!
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This person has the mind of a middle schooler, and the middle schooler was glad to get rid of it.
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
This person has the mind of a middle schooler, and the middle schooler was glad to get rid of it.
"is it a bone tree or a blood tree?"
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"is it a bone tree or a blood tree?"
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable
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“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.
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in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
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A technology called X that slowly drives people crazy and makes them believe friends and colleagues have become part of a secret cult-like organisation called The Blob sounds like the plot of a high amphetamine consumption era Philip K Dick story rather than our current reality
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
A technology called X that slowly drives people crazy and makes them believe friends and colleagues have become part of a secret cult-like organisation called The Blob sounds like the plot of a high amphetamine consumption era Philip K Dick story rather than our current reality
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“You’re looking very Shane today” ad campaign but with Shane Hollander instead
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
“You’re looking very Shane today” ad campaign but with Shane Hollander instead
hopped on storygraph for the last week and a half of the month. i promise i read books other than those authored by sarah gailey but the ones i did were all complete bangers. also oops accidentally selected print for everything but 6/7 were ebooks 🤷🏼
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
hopped on storygraph for the last week and a half of the month. i promise i read books other than those authored by sarah gailey but the ones i did were all complete bangers. also oops accidentally selected print for everything but 6/7 were ebooks 🤷🏼
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Who's surprised this is where Briahna Joy Gray landed? Wish I could be!
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Who's surprised this is where Briahna Joy Gray landed? Wish I could be!
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Did I call this or what?
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Did I call this or what?
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(extraordinarily laudatory)
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(extraordinarily laudatory)
In re: CULTISH. hm! HM!
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
In re: CULTISH. hm! HM!
I would not describe any part of this excerpt to be particularly accurate about Branch Davidians or the eventual siege other than Koresh was predictably abusive because all these guys are the fuckin same
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would not describe any part of this excerpt to be particularly accurate about Branch Davidians or the eventual siege other than Koresh was predictably abusive because all these guys are the fuckin same