erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
Pinned
If there's shit on my calendar, my mentals will be balancer
getting check ins from coworkers about stuff we discussed last monday and i'm like that is as distant to me as the first pharaoh
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
getting check ins from coworkers about stuff we discussed last monday and i'm like that is as distant to me as the first pharaoh
Hunter Pence needs to make it in because 12 years later I'm still thinking about this @grantbrisbee.bsky.social post about him. "Runs like a rotary telephone thrown into a running clothes dryer. Throws like an effete Frenchman throwing a bookcase uphill." www.sbnation.com/2013/5/9/431...
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hunter Pence needs to make it in because 12 years later I'm still thinking about this @grantbrisbee.bsky.social post about him. "Runs like a rotary telephone thrown into a running clothes dryer. Throws like an effete Frenchman throwing a bookcase uphill." www.sbnation.com/2013/5/9/431...
weeklong WORK crisis, i mean. nobody died! except my nervous system + dignity
emerging from the haze of the weeklong crisis
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
weeklong WORK crisis, i mean. nobody died! except my nervous system + dignity
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COULD HEAL ME
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
COULD HEAL ME
emerging from the haze of the weeklong crisis
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
emerging from the haze of the weeklong crisis
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1B BRYCE HARPER is considered DAY-TO-DAY (Has that thing Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn had in ‘Death Becomes Her’)
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
1B BRYCE HARPER is considered DAY-TO-DAY (Has that thing Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn had in ‘Death Becomes Her’)
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Working class men don’t go to teenage girl sex abuse island because they’re not invited, not because they don’t want to.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Working class men don’t go to teenage girl sex abuse island because they’re not invited, not because they don’t want to.
this is supposed to be the american dream. these sick fucks hate america so, so much.
the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
this is supposed to be the american dream. these sick fucks hate america so, so much.
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I enjoy the Trojan horse looking like a kaiju I think that’s fun
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I enjoy the Trojan horse looking like a kaiju I think that’s fun
little to the right, please.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
little to the right, please.
me @ everyone who's getting snow
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
me @ everyone who's getting snow
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teaching philosophy, artist's statement, and guiding line all in one
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
teaching philosophy, artist's statement, and guiding line all in one
nuance? in this economy??
The rules are written in blood, yes, HOWEVER COMMA, when the subject matter experts are employees of the major manufacturers, regulations get written in ways that favor companies with hundreds of millions of dollars they can budget toward complying with THE REGULATIONS THAT THEY WROTE FOR THEMSELVES
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
nuance? in this economy??
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
Sammy is my queen.
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sammy is my queen.
yep, it's a ryan murphy show
I’m getting whiplash going from high camp to old people with lifelong love to high camp to prestige romantic drama to single mom (by choice) of triplets NNB and back to high camp
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
yep, it's a ryan murphy show
me: i mean, this is selfish. a of all because i'm using you as a science experiment.
kara: nah, i use myself as a science experiment. collaborative research, right?
me: peer review is so important.
kara: nah, i use myself as a science experiment. collaborative research, right?
me: peer review is so important.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
me: i mean, this is selfish. a of all because i'm using you as a science experiment.
kara: nah, i use myself as a science experiment. collaborative research, right?
me: peer review is so important.
kara: nah, i use myself as a science experiment. collaborative research, right?
me: peer review is so important.
me @ accounting: PAY MY EXPENSE CARD ALREADY I'M ALMOST AT MY LIMIT
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
me @ accounting: PAY MY EXPENSE CARD ALREADY I'M ALMOST AT MY LIMIT
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I'm not here to argue you should eat x, I'm saying there's something really unhelpful and unhealthy in thinking the way to deal with social problems is with personal choices. We need to stop doing that.
Personal choices can help staunch the blood sometimes but we still need to address the wound.
Personal choices can help staunch the blood sometimes but we still need to address the wound.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm not here to argue you should eat x, I'm saying there's something really unhelpful and unhealthy in thinking the way to deal with social problems is with personal choices. We need to stop doing that.
Personal choices can help staunch the blood sometimes but we still need to address the wound.
Personal choices can help staunch the blood sometimes but we still need to address the wound.
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That there is no point too late to choose to change your ways.
Do you have a firmest belief?
I’m texting a friend who just said “X is my firmest belief,” and I don’t mind telling you he sent me into an existential vortex of disbelief and non-meaning because I do not know what the hell my firmest belief is.
I’m texting a friend who just said “X is my firmest belief,” and I don’t mind telling you he sent me into an existential vortex of disbelief and non-meaning because I do not know what the hell my firmest belief is.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
That there is no point too late to choose to change your ways.