erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
Pinned
If there's shit on my calendar, my mentals will be balancer
Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh
"400 years ago."
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"400 years ago."
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dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
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everyone's talking about death of the artist, nobody's talking about death of the reader. I should be able to have a knife come out of my book and stab you.
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
everyone's talking about death of the artist, nobody's talking about death of the reader. I should be able to have a knife come out of my book and stab you.
He's the best!
I know I've done a good #Thades session when I get @balconyskeletons.bsky.social to flip me off.
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
He's the best!
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This person has the mind of a middle schooler, and the middle schooler was glad to get rid of it.
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
This person has the mind of a middle schooler, and the middle schooler was glad to get rid of it.
"is it a bone tree or a blood tree?"
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"is it a bone tree or a blood tree?"
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
"it's kind of both."
"now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood."
"blood COMES FROM bones, so — "
"that's how you keep your bones wet!!!"
#thades
thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable
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“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.
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in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
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A technology called X that slowly drives people crazy and makes them believe friends and colleagues have become part of a secret cult-like organisation called The Blob sounds like the plot of a high amphetamine consumption era Philip K Dick story rather than our current reality
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
A technology called X that slowly drives people crazy and makes them believe friends and colleagues have become part of a secret cult-like organisation called The Blob sounds like the plot of a high amphetamine consumption era Philip K Dick story rather than our current reality
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“You’re looking very Shane today” ad campaign but with Shane Hollander instead
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
“You’re looking very Shane today” ad campaign but with Shane Hollander instead
hopped on storygraph for the last week and a half of the month. i promise i read books other than those authored by sarah gailey but the ones i did were all complete bangers. also oops accidentally selected print for everything but 6/7 were ebooks 🤷🏼
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
hopped on storygraph for the last week and a half of the month. i promise i read books other than those authored by sarah gailey but the ones i did were all complete bangers. also oops accidentally selected print for everything but 6/7 were ebooks 🤷🏼
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Who's surprised this is where Briahna Joy Gray landed? Wish I could be!
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Who's surprised this is where Briahna Joy Gray landed? Wish I could be!
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Did I call this or what?
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Did I call this or what?
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(extraordinarily laudatory)
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(extraordinarily laudatory)
In re: CULTISH. hm! HM!
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
In re: CULTISH. hm! HM!
I would not describe any part of this excerpt to be particularly accurate about Branch Davidians or the eventual siege other than Koresh was predictably abusive because all these guys are the fuckin same
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would not describe any part of this excerpt to be particularly accurate about Branch Davidians or the eventual siege other than Koresh was predictably abusive because all these guys are the fuckin same
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Every day, I feel more like that Russian obituary joke. Just add on a bit about continuing to see new ones I never want to see.
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Every day, I feel more like that Russian obituary joke. Just add on a bit about continuing to see new ones I never want to see.
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i do not claim the label of "libertarian" or "anarchist" for myself, but i will point out that there might be a lesson to be taken from this
write laws like you're asking a malevolent trickster spirit to grant your wish
write laws like you're asking a malevolent trickster spirit to grant your wish
Incredible how these people don't just twist the meaning and intention of the law, they make sure the law nabs the exact opposite of what was intended. What the shit.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i do not claim the label of "libertarian" or "anarchist" for myself, but i will point out that there might be a lesson to be taken from this
write laws like you're asking a malevolent trickster spirit to grant your wish
write laws like you're asking a malevolent trickster spirit to grant your wish
"Some gay people aren't queer" has done irreparable damage to a lot of people's brains
I mean, let's be clear. Heated Rivalry was never queer. Nothing that's easily accessible for the reader or viewer is queer. The only really queer media is zines printed with the contributors' blood and then immediately incinerated. Everything else is straighty straight straight.
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"Some gay people aren't queer" has done irreparable damage to a lot of people's brains