Skeets McGee
@emmreef.bsky.social
Kicked off Twitter in 2022 for calling Elon a lying b!tch. Vagabond of the social media world since. Been mostly on Mastodon. Cubs 🐻, Bears 🐻, Boardgames 🧩🎲. Hater of St Louis pizza 🍕.
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Skeets McGee
@emmreef.bsky.social
· Feb 24
Alright I did this on Twitter years ago before Elon booted me off. Time to make this again
Dan Bongino as LEGOs a thread 🧵
Dan Bongino as LEGOs a thread 🧵
1. It's Magnificent Mile
2. He's calling it a shopping center like it's a strip mall. It's not.
3. Amazon and online shopping are killing brick and mortar stores not crime/murder
2. He's calling it a shopping center like it's a strip mall. It's not.
3. Amazon and online shopping are killing brick and mortar stores not crime/murder
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
1. It's Magnificent Mile
2. He's calling it a shopping center like it's a strip mall. It's not.
3. Amazon and online shopping are killing brick and mortar stores not crime/murder
2. He's calling it a shopping center like it's a strip mall. It's not.
3. Amazon and online shopping are killing brick and mortar stores not crime/murder
Creepy uncle who doesn't get invited to Christmas vibes
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Creepy uncle who doesn't get invited to Christmas vibes
Stares in Moises Alou
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Stares in Moises Alou
Thinking about how Bill Belichick sent Brian Flores a text congratulating him on getting the #NewYorkGiants HC job but it was actually meant for Brian Daboll because Flores hadn't even interviewed yet...and now Daboll has been canned.
#NFL
#NFL
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thinking about how Bill Belichick sent Brian Flores a text congratulating him on getting the #NewYorkGiants HC job but it was actually meant for Brian Daboll because Flores hadn't even interviewed yet...and now Daboll has been canned.
#NFL
#NFL
The Fifth Element was a terrible science fiction movie. The "style" was just Jean Paul Gaultier trying to make the movie look like the most outrageous fashion runway. Half of the people that say they liked it probably just liked it because they wanted to have sex with Milla Jovovich.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Fifth Element was a terrible science fiction movie. The "style" was just Jean Paul Gaultier trying to make the movie look like the most outrageous fashion runway. Half of the people that say they liked it probably just liked it because they wanted to have sex with Milla Jovovich.
I can't stop laughing at this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can't stop laughing at this.
Don't follow this account. This Canadian just spouts off the worst hyperbole on every platform
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Don't follow this account. This Canadian just spouts off the worst hyperbole on every platform
Tired: Doge checks
Wired: Obamacare funds checks
Wired: Obamacare funds checks
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Tired: Doge checks
Wired: Obamacare funds checks
Wired: Obamacare funds checks
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Andrew Yang is promoting a company called Noble Mobile, which will pay people to not use their smartphones and will pay them for unused data.
Only a lunkhead like Cenk Uygur would think this isn't a grift.
Only a lunkhead like Cenk Uygur would think this isn't a grift.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
People without Nazi tattoos vs people with Nazi tattoos
The midterm elections next year are democracy versus fascism. The working class versus the oligarchy. People versus money.
I know what side I am on.
I know what side I am on.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
People without Nazi tattoos vs people with Nazi tattoos
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Skeets McGee
I keep thinking about how probably in my lifetime or at least the next generations lifetime, there will be no more Richards who go by the name Dick. That name will be extinct. There will be more Dicks.
#DickCheney
#DickCheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I keep thinking about how probably in my lifetime or at least the next generations lifetime, there will be no more Richards who go by the name Dick. That name will be extinct. There will be more Dicks.
#DickCheney
#DickCheney
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Dick Shotman
United States, Census, 1950
United States, Census, 1950
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dick Shotman
United States, Census, 1950
United States, Census, 1950
So I imagine Trump's post about Dick Cheney dying will also include a jab at Liz.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
So I imagine Trump's post about Dick Cheney dying will also include a jab at Liz.
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"Vote for me or Donald Trump will invade your city" is really not making the argument he thinks he is making.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Vote for me or Donald Trump will invade your city" is really not making the argument he thinks he is making.