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Skeets McGee
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Kicked off Twitter in 2022 for calling Elon a lying b!tch. Vagabond of the social media world since. Been mostly on Mastodon. Cubs 🐻, Bears 🐻, Boardgames 🧩🎲. Hater of St Louis pizza 🍕.
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Alright I did this on Twitter years ago before Elon booted me off. Time to make this again

Dan Bongino as LEGOs a thread 🧵
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I hear Turkey is nice this time of year
eric adams just went on tv and when he was asked what he’s going to do tomorrow he said “travel to some countries”
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
So the team from the Florida of the Midwest lost to a team from Florida

#cfb
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Skeets McGee
JUST IN: CBS’s Kennedy Center Honors just hit an all-time ratings low. Preliminary Nielsen data shows only ~2.65M viewers tuned in to the Trump-hosted show, down from 4.1M in 2024. A stunning 35% year-over-year collapse.
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Skeets McGee
I'm still alive! Is it possible that antivaxxers are deranged?
Nice knowing you all.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Touch that stove
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
So can I call a robotaxi tonight to take me home tonight or nah?
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
No to brag but my daughter made these peppermint cookies...and I helped sprinkle the crushed candies on top
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He's going to keep saying horrible stuff until he gets fired and then cry about how unfair it was he got fired. He'll claim it's a first amendment issue and then get hired by OAN or Newsmax. He'll then start a podcast.

Wash, rinse, repeat
CNN anchor Abby Phillip called out MAGA panelist Scott Jennings after he mocked a hijab on air while discussing a high-profile Minneapolis fraud investigation.
CNN Host Calls Out MAGA Panelist in Heated Clash: ‘Just Don’t Do It!’
Abby Phillip intervened after Scott Jennings after he mocked a hijab in a fight over Minnesota fraud claims.
trib.al
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don't let this get on the GOPs radar
“The vast majority of student debtors who seek discharges in bankruptcy are getting them, in large part because of a simpler legal process that was introduced three years ago.”
More Student Loan Borrowers Are Shedding Debts in Bankruptcy
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"My friends will get hurt"
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Skeets McGee
Nicki Minaj is not our friend.
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Rob Schneider only has a career because Adam Sandler has thrown him so many scraps...In his episode of MTV Cribs, he literally called his house "the home that Sandler bought"
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Tirico said next week could be Aaron Rodgers last game... I don't know. That guy keeps coming back like Jason Vorhees
jason voorhees from friday the 13th is covered in ice
ALT: jason voorhees from friday the 13th is covered in ice
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Damn...both teams played their hearts out
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Big night for batted balls
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I meant this is a bad game
Goddamn this is a good game

#snf #nfl
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'd vote for the Tyler Huntley commercial to be number one. Calling in a backup to give your kid the birds and bees talk hits different
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:

1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Goddamn this is a good game

#snf #nfl
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Brock Purdy would have got broken in half if he didn't duck at the last second
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM