Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit)
@americascomic.bsky.social
- I run punk shows in a church
- If my son is reading this I love you
- only good tour guide in NYC
- dead child mourn-er
Starting Long Form Essays on YouTube;
https://youtube.com/@americascomic
- If my son is reading this I love you
- only good tour guide in NYC
- dead child mourn-er
Starting Long Form Essays on YouTube;
https://youtube.com/@americascomic
he thought this in the shower that morning and he got really excited about using it on the first civilian he meets
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
he thought this in the shower that morning and he got really excited about using it on the first civilian he meets
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Any time there is an article like this and you find out the subjects have like 2k IG followers, just know this means they are personal friends with the writer. The Times does this a lot lately.
January 27, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Any time there is an article like this and you find out the subjects have like 2k IG followers, just know this means they are personal friends with the writer. The Times does this a lot lately.
2016: It's disrespectful to victims of the Holocaust to say that Trump is a Nazi
2026: The condition of the concentration camps are nicer than you think
2026: The condition of the concentration camps are nicer than you think
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
2016: It's disrespectful to victims of the Holocaust to say that Trump is a Nazi
2026: The condition of the concentration camps are nicer than you think
2026: The condition of the concentration camps are nicer than you think
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- cancel all EOs
- fire political appointees
- strip clearances
- appoint special prosecutor for DHS
- hire a zillion IGs
- investigate and prosecute crimes
- investigate and refer policy violations for disciplinary action
- recode ICE and CBP jobs out of 1811 series
- revert name changes
- fire political appointees
- strip clearances
- appoint special prosecutor for DHS
- hire a zillion IGs
- investigate and prosecute crimes
- investigate and refer policy violations for disciplinary action
- recode ICE and CBP jobs out of 1811 series
- revert name changes
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
- cancel all EOs
- fire political appointees
- strip clearances
- appoint special prosecutor for DHS
- hire a zillion IGs
- investigate and prosecute crimes
- investigate and refer policy violations for disciplinary action
- recode ICE and CBP jobs out of 1811 series
- revert name changes
- fire political appointees
- strip clearances
- appoint special prosecutor for DHS
- hire a zillion IGs
- investigate and prosecute crimes
- investigate and refer policy violations for disciplinary action
- recode ICE and CBP jobs out of 1811 series
- revert name changes
nearly every time I assume someone hasn't had "real struggle" I've been proven embarrassingly wrong
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
nearly every time I assume someone hasn't had "real struggle" I've been proven embarrassingly wrong
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Why hasn't anyone ever tried drawing Super Hero porn?
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Why hasn't anyone ever tried drawing Super Hero porn?
they should make ads where they have a spokesperson drives a nail into his hand yelling the name of the product with every swing
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
they should make ads where they have a spokesperson drives a nail into his hand yelling the name of the product with every swing
this bills game is worse than a funeral of a child and I've been to a funeral of a child
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
this bills game is worse than a funeral of a child and I've been to a funeral of a child
WE DON'T
How do bills fans handle this
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
WE DON'T
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every time I scroll someone's twitter and they're only complaining about things it bums me out
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
every time I scroll someone's twitter and they're only complaining about things it bums me out
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
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they should make one of those erotic French lesbian films, but it's just two of those clusters of rats who's tails are all tangled into each other and after the two clusters have sex, one of them smokes a cigarette and wistfully says some declarative statement about the fragility of women
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
they should make one of those erotic French lesbian films, but it's just two of those clusters of rats who's tails are all tangled into each other and after the two clusters have sex, one of them smokes a cigarette and wistfully says some declarative statement about the fragility of women
that scene in a disaster movie where the guy calls and go "turn on the TV, any channel" but it's just coverage of a puppy that has gone extraordinarily viral
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
that scene in a disaster movie where the guy calls and go "turn on the TV, any channel" but it's just coverage of a puppy that has gone extraordinarily viral
"why are there so many songs about rainbows" I can only think of two songs about rainbows, and that is one of them
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"why are there so many songs about rainbows" I can only think of two songs about rainbows, and that is one of them
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instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
it's like they say you got to eat money to make money
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
it's like they say you got to eat money to make money
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why hasn't zohran fixed everything yet
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
why hasn't zohran fixed everything yet
Next stranger at the street who glances at my crotch I'm going to mace.
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Next stranger at the street who glances at my crotch I'm going to mace.
do you think the janitor from scrubs can defeat Goku?
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
do you think the janitor from scrubs can defeat Goku?
do you think the crew of Bones had a box full of skulls labeled "skulls?"
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
do you think the crew of Bones had a box full of skulls labeled "skulls?"