Bob Gurnett
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An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
This is so fucking funny what are we even doing
A reader asked: “I’ll have a cigarette at parties, especially when other people are partaking. Is it really that bad for me?”
Is Social Smoking Bad for You?
We asked the experts if social smoking was essentially playing with fire.
nyti.ms
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This is so fucking funny what are we even doing
A bubble that will burst in 2026 is people thinking tons of views/streams means something is actually popular with normal people. You see people with 500k tiktok followers bomb in half empty comedy clubs and these christian rock guys not able to sell out a 500 seat venue. It is all a mirage.
It is one of the most surprising music stories of the year. While streams of new music — releases from the last 18 months — were down from last year, one genre is on the rise: Christian and gospel music.
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How Christian artists are winning over listeners and entering pop's mainstream
NEW YORK (AP) — It is one of the most surprising music stories of the year. While streams of new music — releases from the last 18
religionnews.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A bubble that will burst in 2026 is people thinking tons of views/streams means something is actually popular with normal people. You see people with 500k tiktok followers bomb in half empty comedy clubs and these christian rock guys not able to sell out a 500 seat venue. It is all a mirage.
Without even opening the article or knowing anything about the person, I can guess what his problem with the future FDNY commish is and it will have nothing to do with their resume.
Elon Musk warns ‘people will die’ after Mamdani taps Lillian Bonsignore as FDNY commissioner
Elon Musk warns ‘people will die’ after Mamdani taps Lillian Bonsignore as FDNY commissioner
Elon Musk threw cold water on Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s pick of Lillian Bonsignore as the city’s FDNY commissioner, warning it would have dire consequences because she lacks firefigh…
buff.ly
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Without even opening the article or knowing anything about the person, I can guess what his problem with the future FDNY commish is and it will have nothing to do with their resume.
Just finished my first playthrough of the Alters and it is good as hell. I know no one reads this for gaming recs but if you're out there and care, it is worth your time.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just finished my first playthrough of the Alters and it is good as hell. I know no one reads this for gaming recs but if you're out there and care, it is worth your time.
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
This man fucking loves the hospital.
Bolsonaro lawyers ask court to allow him to undergo surgery this week reut.rs/4s7EFWR
Bolsonaro lawyers ask court to allow him to undergo surgery this week
Lawyers for former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro asked the country's Supreme Court to allow him to be hospitalized on Wednesday, December 24, to undergo a surgical procedure, according to a document seen by Reuters on Tuesday.
reut.rs
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This man fucking loves the hospital.
The people involved in this admin certainly act like they are giving orders to these people via tweet. Probably nothing to worry about...
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The people involved in this admin certainly act like they are giving orders to these people via tweet. Probably nothing to worry about...
Finally listened to Geese (they're fine!) but all it did was make me put on Marquee Moon so I guess that's a win still.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Finally listened to Geese (they're fine!) but all it did was make me put on Marquee Moon so I guess that's a win still.
I see so many shitty stand up comics use this word as some kind of cheat code to try and add edge to a subpar punch line, but the most disappointing thing is when it is seasoned comics who don't need to do that shit. At least try to be more clever than Donald Trump, Jr. Good god.
“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”
Perry: The return of the r-word
"These days, the r-word slur has become a staple of the American right wing, uttered with few professional or social consequences," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I see so many shitty stand up comics use this word as some kind of cheat code to try and add edge to a subpar punch line, but the most disappointing thing is when it is seasoned comics who don't need to do that shit. At least try to be more clever than Donald Trump, Jr. Good god.
Oh cool so all the admin has to do to delay or entirely avoid a negative story is to not go on record/camera? I wonder if seasoned journalists have a well established reason to not operate like this? Does she know any journalists who she could ask?
Weiss concluded: “We need to be able to make every effort to get the principals on the record and on camera. To me, our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else. And that is my North Star, and I hope it's the North Star of every person in this newsroom.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh cool so all the admin has to do to delay or entirely avoid a negative story is to not go on record/camera? I wonder if seasoned journalists have a well established reason to not operate like this? Does she know any journalists who she could ask?
It seems like the only issue that unites the right and the left is that they all really like that Charlie Kirk is dead.
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It seems like the only issue that unites the right and the left is that they all really like that Charlie Kirk is dead.
The memorial part sort of implies he's also dead. Dude isn't gonna make it to midterms and he knows it.
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The memorial part sort of implies he's also dead. Dude isn't gonna make it to midterms and he knows it.
Where are these guys' agents/managers/publicists? We already know they are dumber than dirt. You gotta keep an eye on them or they're gonna keep sticking forks in wall sockets.
Rams WR Puka Nacua apologized on Thursday after appearing on a livestream with Adin Ross and N3on in which he criticized NFL officials and practiced an antisemitic dance.
Puka said he “had no idea this act was antisemitic in nature and perpetuated harmful stereotypes against Jewish people.”
Puka said he “had no idea this act was antisemitic in nature and perpetuated harmful stereotypes against Jewish people.”
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Where are these guys' agents/managers/publicists? We already know they are dumber than dirt. You gotta keep an eye on them or they're gonna keep sticking forks in wall sockets.
Knowing how to express an idea so others can connect with it IS LITERALLY THE ACT OF MAKING ART. If you can't do that, you can't create art. Full stop.
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Knowing how to express an idea so others can connect with it IS LITERALLY THE ACT OF MAKING ART. If you can't do that, you can't create art. Full stop.
I once again am encouraging them to keep saying shit like this.
Lisa McClain: "Subsidies do nothing -- zip, zilch, zero -- to lower costs for the American people"
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I once again am encouraging them to keep saying shit like this.
All those people who saved their "No Blood For Oil" protest signs from 2003 are probably feeling pretty smug right now.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
All those people who saved their "No Blood For Oil" protest signs from 2003 are probably feeling pretty smug right now.
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“how many days of Christmas are there?”
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“how many days of Christmas are there?”
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
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Nancy Pelosi moved heaven and earth to get Henry Cuellar installed and keep Jessica Cisneros out. He was one of the three (D) defectors here. Everyone who ever stuck up for either of them is a dog's dick with a separate, smaller dog's dick for a brain
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nancy Pelosi moved heaven and earth to get Henry Cuellar installed and keep Jessica Cisneros out. He was one of the three (D) defectors here. Everyone who ever stuck up for either of them is a dog's dick with a separate, smaller dog's dick for a brain
Looks like Adin Ross is playing someone who has Nacua on their fantasy team this week.
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Looks like Adin Ross is playing someone who has Nacua on their fantasy team this week.
Something about being a New York billionaire makes you dumber than dog shit but also incapable of shutting the fuck up.
Amazing interview with a clownish local billionaire who is one of NYC's biggest conservative political figures, and firmly in the Too Dumb To Have A Conversation With tranche of humanity. nyeditorialboard.substack.com/p/john-catsi...
John Catsimatidis on Donald Trump, Immigration, and New York Republicans
The New York Editorial Board's interview with businessman John Catsimatidis.
nyeditorialboard.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Something about being a New York billionaire makes you dumber than dog shit but also incapable of shutting the fuck up.
With passion like this, there is no way they don't go the distance.
The president’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., is engaged to Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson, a spokesperson for Trump Jr. confirmed to CNN.
Donald Trump Jr.’s engagement to Bettina Anderson announced at Trump’s White House holiday party | CNN Politics
The president’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., is engaged to Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson, a spokesperson for Trump Jr. confirmed to CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
With passion like this, there is no way they don't go the distance.
Only a matter of time before he declared war via tweet. He couldn't even wait for his scheduled address tomorrow night.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Only a matter of time before he declared war via tweet. He couldn't even wait for his scheduled address tomorrow night.