Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
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The difference between sports on Bluesky and sports on Twitter is that when Mike Kafka is named new HC of the Giants you get dozens of responses on Bluesky making a metamorphosis joke and on Twitter they ask if he's Jewish
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The difference between sports on Bluesky and sports on Twitter is that when Mike Kafka is named new HC of the Giants you get dozens of responses on Bluesky making a metamorphosis joke and on Twitter they ask if he's Jewish
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
Not only are his references nonsense, but also people are talking about it? They're pissed? Like its both a bad joke but also entirely inaccurate?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not only are his references nonsense, but also people are talking about it? They're pissed? Like its both a bad joke but also entirely inaccurate?
The Senate wallet inspector said he'd be right back.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Senate wallet inspector said he'd be right back.
Me, on the subway, performatively reading book 5 of the Expanse to attract the attention of all the other sweaty bearded guys on the train.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me, on the subway, performatively reading book 5 of the Expanse to attract the attention of all the other sweaty bearded guys on the train.
A party that would rather lose everything forever than tell some old party figures to go away.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A party that would rather lose everything forever than tell some old party figures to go away.
"Everything someone does in public is actually, secretly about me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Everything someone does in public is actually, secretly about me"
I can't believe it is always cowards vs pure evil. We gotta find a better way to do this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can't believe it is always cowards vs pure evil. We gotta find a better way to do this.
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That’s enough tv for today, I think.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
That’s enough tv for today, I think.
Giants have to cut Russ. He is absolute poison on the field. Any other QB pulls that game off. Sorry for sportsposting
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Giants have to cut Russ. He is absolute poison on the field. Any other QB pulls that game off. Sorry for sportsposting
100% chance he posts an extremely forced and lame example of each of these things over the next few days.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
100% chance he posts an extremely forced and lame example of each of these things over the next few days.
I know it is a bit but I still got a little mad
Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I know it is a bit but I still got a little mad
Kevin, what if I told you that him refusing to meet with you and your buddies is exactly why people voted for him?
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kevin, what if I told you that him refusing to meet with you and your buddies is exactly why people voted for him?
This guy is so washed and everyone on earth knows it but him.
After the Clippers lost to the Suns Thursday night, Bradley Beal spoke to @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social about what he felt caused his struggles playing for Phoenix.
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This guy is so washed and everyone on earth knows it but him.
The craziest person you will ever meet is a comedian who has just a little bit of recent success. No one acts more insane and rude than someone who just got repped or had a single featured extra role on a streaming show.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The craziest person you will ever meet is a comedian who has just a little bit of recent success. No one acts more insane and rude than someone who just got repped or had a single featured extra role on a streaming show.
The funniest part about this is how many people are gonna be whipping subs at ICE now that it is clear that it is perfectly legal.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The funniest part about this is how many people are gonna be whipping subs at ICE now that it is clear that it is perfectly legal.
Me whenever AWS is down at work.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me whenever AWS is down at work.
The head of HHS absolutely fucking booking it during a medical emergency is extremely funny stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The head of HHS absolutely fucking booking it during a medical emergency is extremely funny stuff.
I seem to remember another political party trying, "there is no inflation, you just have a stupid baby brain" and I don't think it turned out so hot for them.
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I seem to remember another political party trying, "there is no inflation, you just have a stupid baby brain" and I don't think it turned out so hot for them.
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
The NYPost cover is funny but I'd rather be run over by a pedicab than give a single dime to the Murdochs.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The NYPost cover is funny but I'd rather be run over by a pedicab than give a single dime to the Murdochs.
Truly did not think this could possibly be real but it is.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Truly did not think this could possibly be real but it is.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM