Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Oh yeah this is gonna straight up ruin my life.
The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️
New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.
Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?
New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.
Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?
February 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Oh yeah this is gonna straight up ruin my life.
Why? Because he's an asshole who is incapable of conceptualizing other people? We've known this for decades.
President Trump is using East Potomac Park in Washington as a dumping ground for the remains of the East Wing. He also wants to turn its affordable golf course into a luxury destination. “It’ll be a real loss for a lot of people in the city,” a local resident said.
Why Is Trump Dumping East Wing Rubble in a Public Park?
The East Potomac Golf Links is a municipal course that has been a fixture in Washington for decades. President Trump is turning it into something else.
nyti.ms
February 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Why? Because he's an asshole who is incapable of conceptualizing other people? We've known this for decades.
The Beatles song "Getting Better" is a cutesy song used in commercials, but also, half way through is like, "listen, I used to beat the shit out of my wife but I'm trying to stop doing that."
February 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The Beatles song "Getting Better" is a cutesy song used in commercials, but also, half way through is like, "listen, I used to beat the shit out of my wife but I'm trying to stop doing that."
How many times do you think he made the priest redo this? Its almost always just a smudge. I've never seen one like this in my life.
Rubio was Catholic before he was Mormon before he was Evangelical before becoming Catholic again
He was also anti-Trump, anti-dictator Orban and pro-Ukraine before becoming Trump’s White Nationalist toady on the world stage
Quite a journey
He was also anti-Trump, anti-dictator Orban and pro-Ukraine before becoming Trump’s White Nationalist toady on the world stage
Quite a journey
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
How many times do you think he made the priest redo this? Its almost always just a smudge. I've never seen one like this in my life.
I imagine he gave this statement while wearing a birthday hat.
BREAKING: Former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor put out a statement regarding his arrest
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I imagine he gave this statement while wearing a birthday hat.
If we are gonna roll back to 2004 by bringing back pop punk and forever wars in the middle east, can we also bring back me being 20 and 60 lbs lighter?
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
If we are gonna roll back to 2004 by bringing back pop punk and forever wars in the middle east, can we also bring back me being 20 and 60 lbs lighter?
Whenever people say shit like this, what they actually mean is "people should be reading MY books instead."
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Whenever people say shit like this, what they actually mean is "people should be reading MY books instead."
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“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
Fuck you, asshole. The left is full of nerds who are excited about great technology and can see through the bullshit guilt-trip swindle you're trying to peddle.
More high-speed rail, less orphan crushing machines.
Fuck you, asshole. The left is full of nerds who are excited about great technology and can see through the bullshit guilt-trip swindle you're trying to peddle.
More high-speed rail, less orphan crushing machines.
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
Fuck you, asshole. The left is full of nerds who are excited about great technology and can see through the bullshit guilt-trip swindle you're trying to peddle.
More high-speed rail, less orphan crushing machines.
Fuck you, asshole. The left is full of nerds who are excited about great technology and can see through the bullshit guilt-trip swindle you're trying to peddle.
More high-speed rail, less orphan crushing machines.
I don't know what more evangelicals need to see before they realize these people think they are fucking stupid and easy to manipulate. How can you not clock this?
Finally, one of Elon's posts on X has broken through to the Fox News audience.
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I don't know what more evangelicals need to see before they realize these people think they are fucking stupid and easy to manipulate. How can you not clock this?
A categorically evil person who will probably start a podcast and be wealthy beyond any of our wildest dreams. Pretty cool system!
Breaking Politico:
Tricia McLaughlin, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's spokesperson and a known spreader of disinformation, is expected to inform colleagues Tuesday that she's leaving DHS.
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Tricia McLaughlin, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's spokesperson and a known spreader of disinformation, is expected to inform colleagues Tuesday that she's leaving DHS.
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin to leave Trump administration
The move comes as public opinion has turned on the administration’s hardline immigration policies.
www.politico.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
A categorically evil person who will probably start a podcast and be wealthy beyond any of our wildest dreams. Pretty cool system!
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Looksmaxing implies the existence of Looksminning, a thing I have been doing for years.
February 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Looksmaxing implies the existence of Looksminning, a thing I have been doing for years.
Looksmaxing implies the existence of Looksminning, a thing I have been doing for years.
February 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Looksmaxing implies the existence of Looksminning, a thing I have been doing for years.
Obsessed with how these guys think 300 was a documentary.
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Obsessed with how these guys think 300 was a documentary.
"Sorry I am going to be late due to circumstances fully within my control."
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"Sorry I am going to be late due to circumstances fully within my control."
Hog line? What is this? An ICE recruitment office?
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Hog line? What is this? An ICE recruitment office?
I love sharing photos of me and my wife where we both just kind of look pissed off.
As the saying goes, the couple who looks miserable and bound by greed and lust stays together
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I love sharing photos of me and my wife where we both just kind of look pissed off.
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we still doing these?
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
we still doing these?
Can I get a hell yeah?
Yup, we're working on a new Castlevania game.
Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...
www.konami.com/games/castle...
Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...
www.konami.com/games/castle...
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Can I get a hell yeah?
I don't do coke (I'm already constantly trying to get my friends to open a bar with me) but the SEAT isn't normal right?
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I don't do coke (I'm already constantly trying to get my friends to open a bar with me) but the SEAT isn't normal right?
As someone who grew up around and has been exposed to plenty of weird racist white trash, some of them do just kind of use it like a standard cuss word. This lady says that shit ALL THE TIME.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
As someone who grew up around and has been exposed to plenty of weird racist white trash, some of them do just kind of use it like a standard cuss word. This lady says that shit ALL THE TIME.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the biggest reasons the right wing couldn't make Charlie Kirk stick as their Reichstag fire is that none of them, including his own widow, actually and sincerely gave a fuck he died
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the biggest reasons the right wing couldn't make Charlie Kirk stick as their Reichstag fire is that none of them, including his own widow, actually and sincerely gave a fuck he died
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New Yorkers feeling amazing after getting a day in the 40s after weeks of sub 10 degree weather. They are finally understanding my midwest culture of "shorts and hoodie in the winter." If its always subzero, 40 feels downright tropical!
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
New Yorkers feeling amazing after getting a day in the 40s after weeks of sub 10 degree weather. They are finally understanding my midwest culture of "shorts and hoodie in the winter." If its always subzero, 40 feels downright tropical!
New Yorkers feeling amazing after getting a day in the 40s after weeks of sub 10 degree weather. They are finally understanding my midwest culture of "shorts and hoodie in the winter." If its always subzero, 40 feels downright tropical!
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
New Yorkers feeling amazing after getting a day in the 40s after weeks of sub 10 degree weather. They are finally understanding my midwest culture of "shorts and hoodie in the winter." If its always subzero, 40 feels downright tropical!
It seems like the plan for midterms is to wag the dog by doing air strikes in Mexico, which makes no sense, so that is definitely what they're gonna do.
BREAKING: A Trump administration official said the El Paso airspace closure was tied to Mexican cartel drones, but the Defense Department disabled the drones.
Live updates: FAA lifts temporary closure of airspace over El Paso
The Federal Aviation Administration reopened the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas hours after it announced a 10-day closure that would have grounded all flights.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It seems like the plan for midterms is to wag the dog by doing air strikes in Mexico, which makes no sense, so that is definitely what they're gonna do.
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Early internet, the sage advice was "don't read the comments." Then at some point, our genius overlords said, "okay what if the entire internet was ONLY the comments?"
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Early internet, the sage advice was "don't read the comments." Then at some point, our genius overlords said, "okay what if the entire internet was ONLY the comments?"
