G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire
@gmnair.bsky.social
Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK FOREVER is a serialized urban roadtrip fantasy that I've made into a Patreon-exclusive... thing.
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
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Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
THE THIING
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
THE THIING
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
hack writers love giving a cop/lawyer the surname murphy just so they can call their show murphy's law
So first of all what the fuck. “Is this based on a true story as unlikely as that seems?” No! No it’s not! They named the astronaut farmer Charles Farmer! Fucking hell! Why have movies? Movies are over!
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.
This is legitimately scary. They are trying to push facial personality AI analysis, and who they hire for workplaces. AI companies are falsely claiming that they can tell someone’s personality just by a photo of them.
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.
I don't need this, my books are already unreadable, nonsensical bullshit.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't need this, my books are already unreadable, nonsensical bullshit.
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
I already pay high prices for expansions to Civilization, what's a little bit more, eh?
TAXES ARE THE PRICE WE PAY FOR CIVILIZATION
🥁bangs drum harder🥁
🥁bangs drum harder🥁
"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I already pay high prices for expansions to Civilization, what's a little bit more, eh?
Going to bed, excited to see the absolute meltdown tantrum that's going to be waiting for us in the morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Going to bed, excited to see the absolute meltdown tantrum that's going to be waiting for us in the morning.
It's Cuomover
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's Cuomover
Genuinely proud of my city right now
Great day for Bronx Science
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Genuinely proud of my city right now
Great day for Bronx Science
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Great day for Bronx Science
BREAKING NEWS: Krang has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Krang has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Oh, shit. Dick Cheney should die more often.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh, shit. Dick Cheney should die more often.
Is this how people who were alive when Kissinger was in office felt when he died?
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Is this how people who were alive when Kissinger was in office felt when he died?
fucking do it, pussy
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
fucking do it, pussy
You get your monkey for nothing and your chimps for free.
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
You get your monkey for nothing and your chimps for free.
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REALTOR SELLING THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: It's a 5 bed, 3.5 bath with great bones in a good location. Honestly, the best deal you're gonna get!
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
REALTOR SELLING THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: It's a 5 bed, 3.5 bath with great bones in a good location. Honestly, the best deal you're gonna get!
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
REALTOR SELLING THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: It's a 5 bed, 3.5 bath with great bones in a good location. Honestly, the best deal you're gonna get!
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
REALTOR SELLING THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: It's a 5 bed, 3.5 bath with great bones in a good location. Honestly, the best deal you're gonna get!
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.
WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.
I wish someone would beat HIM back ceaselessly into the past.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I wish someone would beat HIM back ceaselessly into the past.