G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire
@gmnair.bsky.social
Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist
Opinions are like assholes
https://linktr.ee/gmnair
Opinions are like assholes
https://linktr.ee/gmnair
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK FOREVER is a serialized urban roadtrip fantasy that I've made into a Patreon-exclusive... thing.
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
"I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!"
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!"
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Oh no, what did the penny do?
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
www.1011now.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh no, what did the penny do?
What is this nonsense? Felix Lieter showed up in Casino Royale despite, in License to Kill having been eaten by a shark.
Nobody cares. Just start again!
Nobody cares. Just start again!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What is this nonsense? Felix Lieter showed up in Casino Royale despite, in License to Kill having been eaten by a shark.
Nobody cares. Just start again!
Nobody cares. Just start again!
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To celebrate 3.9k followers, I wanted to do something new: an #IndieBook #Share! 🪷
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
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November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
To celebrate 3.9k followers, I wanted to do something new: an #IndieBook #Share! 🪷
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
◦ share others!
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
◦ share others!
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Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
THE THIING
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
THE THIING
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
hack writers love giving a cop/lawyer the surname murphy just so they can call their show murphy's law
So first of all what the fuck. “Is this based on a true story as unlikely as that seems?” No! No it’s not! They named the astronaut farmer Charles Farmer! Fucking hell! Why have movies? Movies are over!
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.
This is legitimately scary. They are trying to push facial personality AI analysis, and who they hire for workplaces. AI companies are falsely claiming that they can tell someone’s personality just by a photo of them.
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.
I don't need this, my books are already unreadable, nonsensical bullshit.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't need this, my books are already unreadable, nonsensical bullshit.
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
I already pay high prices for expansions to Civilization, what's a little bit more, eh?
TAXES ARE THE PRICE WE PAY FOR CIVILIZATION
🥁bangs drum harder🥁
🥁bangs drum harder🥁
"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I already pay high prices for expansions to Civilization, what's a little bit more, eh?
Going to bed, excited to see the absolute meltdown tantrum that's going to be waiting for us in the morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Going to bed, excited to see the absolute meltdown tantrum that's going to be waiting for us in the morning.
It's Cuomover
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's Cuomover
Genuinely proud of my city right now
Great day for Bronx Science
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Genuinely proud of my city right now
Great day for Bronx Science
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Great day for Bronx Science
BREAKING NEWS: Krang has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Krang has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Oh, shit. Dick Cheney should die more often.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh, shit. Dick Cheney should die more often.
Is this how people who were alive when Kissinger was in office felt when he died?
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Is this how people who were alive when Kissinger was in office felt when he died?
fucking do it, pussy
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
fucking do it, pussy