Bob Gurnett
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An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
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· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
What if you made a sport that was only enjoyed by roided up aggro losers? Oh, this is what happens...
Just as the UFC 322 pay-per-view was starting, a brawl broke out near the barricade with dozens of police officers and production staffers trying to calm things down.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What if you made a sport that was only enjoyed by roided up aggro losers? Oh, this is what happens...
It is crazy that this is controversial. I have never seen a group of animals more miserable and ready to die and I host open mics.
Central Park's iconic horse-drawn carriages will trot on, for now.
A proposal to ban the popular tourist attractions that have been fixtures in Central Park for more than 150 years failed to clear a key New York City Council committee on Friday.
https://cnn.it/3LHYB1A
A proposal to ban the popular tourist attractions that have been fixtures in Central Park for more than 150 years failed to clear a key New York City Council committee on Friday.
https://cnn.it/3LHYB1A
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It is crazy that this is controversial. I have never seen a group of animals more miserable and ready to die and I host open mics.
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Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
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November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
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this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is a major blow from trump
Everyone out here acting shocked by how often these weird freaks were emailing each other like we don't all have a dozen group texts detailing every last thought any of us have.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Everyone out here acting shocked by how often these weird freaks were emailing each other like we don't all have a dozen group texts detailing every last thought any of us have.
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Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
Am I crazy or did the little dawg get lip fillers? Or is he wearing lip gloss? Stung by a bee?
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Am I crazy or did the little dawg get lip fillers? Or is he wearing lip gloss? Stung by a bee?
I know I called this line of defense a long time ago, but really don't feel good about it.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I know I called this line of defense a long time ago, but really don't feel good about it.
I remember being accused of bullying a few years ago when I said this dude was a soulless money freak who cared about nothing.
World's top YouTuber MrBeast launches Saudi theme park reut.rs/3M0vlDe
World's top YouTuber MrBeast launches Saudi theme park
Cristiano Ronaldo. Naomi Campbell. Sofia Vergara.
reut.rs
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I remember being accused of bullying a few years ago when I said this dude was a soulless money freak who cared about nothing.
The most soul damaging conversations I have had in my life are with extremely stupid people who believe they are highly intelligent.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The most soul damaging conversations I have had in my life are with extremely stupid people who believe they are highly intelligent.
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
The sway that random shitposters on Twitter have on the attitudes of the powerful is super healthy and good.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The sway that random shitposters on Twitter have on the attitudes of the powerful is super healthy and good.
Everyone takes this stupid franchise way too seriously. Just make a new movie and don't explain it. You never explained why he's totally different guys every 10 years. Why explain this? Just get a hot guy in a nice suit doing spy shit. This is not complicated at all.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everyone takes this stupid franchise way too seriously. Just make a new movie and don't explain it. You never explained why he's totally different guys every 10 years. Why explain this? Just get a hot guy in a nice suit doing spy shit. This is not complicated at all.
It is very clear he had some kind of medical emergency (stroke or heart attack probably) and everyone is covering it up. If we survive this, every single one of these crony freaks is gonna try to sell a tell all book.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It is very clear he had some kind of medical emergency (stroke or heart attack probably) and everyone is covering it up. If we survive this, every single one of these crony freaks is gonna try to sell a tell all book.
What if we invented an infinite year mortgage? You never gain equity ever and you pay monthly forever. We can call it like, Really Extra Neat Thing, or RENT for short.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What if we invented an infinite year mortgage? You never gain equity ever and you pay monthly forever. We can call it like, Really Extra Neat Thing, or RENT for short.
Does having a bunch of money just make you stupid or do only stupid people get to be rich? How is it like this?
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Does having a bunch of money just make you stupid or do only stupid people get to be rich? How is it like this?
I don't think people realize what an existential threat 50 year mortgages would be. On top of putting everyone in debt for their entire lives, the price of housing would go up double digit percent OVERNIGHT. Owning a home would instantly only be for the wealthy or stupid.
QUINTANILLA: What's more likely -- a $2,000 tariff rebate check or a 50 year mortgage?
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't think people realize what an existential threat 50 year mortgages would be. On top of putting everyone in debt for their entire lives, the price of housing would go up double digit percent OVERNIGHT. Owning a home would instantly only be for the wealthy or stupid.
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The difference between sports on Bluesky and sports on Twitter is that when Mike Kafka is named new HC of the Giants you get dozens of responses on Bluesky making a metamorphosis joke and on Twitter they ask if he's Jewish
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The difference between sports on Bluesky and sports on Twitter is that when Mike Kafka is named new HC of the Giants you get dozens of responses on Bluesky making a metamorphosis joke and on Twitter they ask if he's Jewish
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
Not only are his references nonsense, but also people are talking about it? They're pissed? Like its both a bad joke but also entirely inaccurate?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not only are his references nonsense, but also people are talking about it? They're pissed? Like its both a bad joke but also entirely inaccurate?
The Senate wallet inspector said he'd be right back.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Senate wallet inspector said he'd be right back.
Me, on the subway, performatively reading book 5 of the Expanse to attract the attention of all the other sweaty bearded guys on the train.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me, on the subway, performatively reading book 5 of the Expanse to attract the attention of all the other sweaty bearded guys on the train.
A party that would rather lose everything forever than tell some old party figures to go away.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A party that would rather lose everything forever than tell some old party figures to go away.