erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
He is thrilled to be their pet orange kitten
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
He is thrilled to be their pet orange kitten
We're off to a great start
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We're off to a great start
It is not unclear.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It is not unclear.
oh, i see. she was just confused because we so rarely use "stabbing" to refer to knife happenings
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oh, i see. she was just confused because we so rarely use "stabbing" to refer to knife happenings
frankly too good to leave on the other site
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
frankly too good to leave on the other site
It was supposed to be an in office day but I kept getting sidetracked by work tasks while doing my makeup and I'm tempted to just stay here but the makeup really does look very good and maybe having to be observed will help me keep a lid on my anger.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It was supposed to be an in office day but I kept getting sidetracked by work tasks while doing my makeup and I'm tempted to just stay here but the makeup really does look very good and maybe having to be observed will help me keep a lid on my anger.
Sorry for the lack of alt text but jesus christ this is inspired
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sorry for the lack of alt text but jesus christ this is inspired
emerging from the haze of the weeklong crisis
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
emerging from the haze of the weeklong crisis
me @ everyone who's getting snow
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
me @ everyone who's getting snow
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The back of my head is none of my business. The front looks solid, which is all that matters.
Sammy is my queen.
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sammy is my queen.
Albert Pujols, class act, just like they said. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Albert Pujols, class act, just like they said. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
and ANOTHER thing they've taken from us: i used to love the west wing line about "once every four years we get to overthrow the government." distinctly less fun these days. anyway
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
and ANOTHER thing they've taken from us: i used to love the west wing line about "once every four years we get to overthrow the government." distinctly less fun these days. anyway
my dad's trajectory from "purchaser of every ann coulter book" to whatever the hell this is should be studied
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my dad's trajectory from "purchaser of every ann coulter book" to whatever the hell this is should be studied
I can tell I'm finally truly feeling better.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I can tell I'm finally truly feeling better.
and I'm doing it with nails this grown out.
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
and I'm doing it with nails this grown out.
I am FINALLY returning to finish the mini bricks skull that was my 2024 election night activity.
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am FINALLY returning to finish the mini bricks skull that was my 2024 election night activity.
HELL HOUSE: LINEAGE is unfathomably awful but we're having a great time
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
HELL HOUSE: LINEAGE is unfathomably awful but we're having a great time