The Pangolin
@thepangolin.bsky.social
Astrophysics student. Ultra-nerd. ✨️ADHD gremlin✨️. Photographer. Musician (Violin, Piano, Ukulele). Shitpost enjoyer.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Sinning hard so Pope Leo beats me like a pinata
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Sinning hard so Pope Leo beats me like a pinata
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"If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
-Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
Have a great Thursday! And I hope your blood doesn't run as cold as mine just did!
-Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
Have a great Thursday! And I hope your blood doesn't run as cold as mine just did!
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
-Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
Have a great Thursday! And I hope your blood doesn't run as cold as mine just did!
-Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
Have a great Thursday! And I hope your blood doesn't run as cold as mine just did!
NOT THAT RAT BASTARD AGAIN
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
NOT THAT RAT BASTARD AGAIN
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has andrew cuomo offered a single thing he would do as mayor. one single policy. the faintest whisper of a platform. a la croix flavor of an idea. because it seems to me his entire campaign is "my daddy was important and that guy is a scary muslim"
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
has andrew cuomo offered a single thing he would do as mayor. one single policy. the faintest whisper of a platform. a la croix flavor of an idea. because it seems to me his entire campaign is "my daddy was important and that guy is a scary muslim"
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For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
It's crazy how well-run this campaign is. Like every move Zohran Mamdani makes can only be described as 'unfathomably based'
What a legend
What a legend
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It's crazy how well-run this campaign is. Like every move Zohran Mamdani makes can only be described as 'unfathomably based'
What a legend
What a legend
Nothing gives me a bigger feeling of power than executing a command in cmd.exe that actually works and doesn't uninstall windows32 and immediately brick my computer.
I feel like a hacker hehe
I feel like a hacker hehe
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Nothing gives me a bigger feeling of power than executing a command in cmd.exe that actually works and doesn't uninstall windows32 and immediately brick my computer.
I feel like a hacker hehe
I feel like a hacker hehe
The response of Londoners to the Great fire of London was perhaps the most English thing ever. They ignored it until it affected them personally and then decided to blame it on the immigrants (French and Dutch immigrants to be precise).
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The response of Londoners to the Great fire of London was perhaps the most English thing ever. They ignored it until it affected them personally and then decided to blame it on the immigrants (French and Dutch immigrants to be precise).
Get Out was the movie that changed my mind about the entire horror genre. The way Jordan Peele uses the genre as a tool to make audiences literally feel the fear that comes with existing as a black person in America is genius.
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Get Out was the movie that changed my mind about the entire horror genre. The way Jordan Peele uses the genre as a tool to make audiences literally feel the fear that comes with existing as a black person in America is genius.
It's quite the shitty statement on humanity that the tallest building on earth was built with slave labor.
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's quite the shitty statement on humanity that the tallest building on earth was built with slave labor.
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Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
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share if you agree
October 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
share if you agree
Such pointiness his nose doth have. Splendid!
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Such pointiness his nose doth have. Splendid!
I feel immense sorrow for the Jewish people who survived the holocaust only to see a bunch of their own people repeat what was done to them onto others. I can't imagine the feeling that all the immeasurable torture you suffered was only for the world to learn nothing and repeat history once again.
October 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I feel immense sorrow for the Jewish people who survived the holocaust only to see a bunch of their own people repeat what was done to them onto others. I can't imagine the feeling that all the immeasurable torture you suffered was only for the world to learn nothing and repeat history once again.
Just watched a sweet old hillbilly with a lazy eye teach me how to make pickle Pepsi and if that ain't just the best thing I seen all week
October 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just watched a sweet old hillbilly with a lazy eye teach me how to make pickle Pepsi and if that ain't just the best thing I seen all week
Trump raped kids and he's destroying the US government so you don't find out
September 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Trump raped kids and he's destroying the US government so you don't find out
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He’s cancelling comedians because of the Epstein files.
He’s killing South American fisherman because of the Epstein files.
He’s taking away freedom of speech because of the Epstein files.
Those files must be radioactive.
He’s killing South American fisherman because of the Epstein files.
He’s taking away freedom of speech because of the Epstein files.
Those files must be radioactive.
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
He’s cancelling comedians because of the Epstein files.
He’s killing South American fisherman because of the Epstein files.
He’s taking away freedom of speech because of the Epstein files.
Those files must be radioactive.
He’s killing South American fisherman because of the Epstein files.
He’s taking away freedom of speech because of the Epstein files.
Those files must be radioactive.
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Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
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men should always be extra thankful when a woman gives them a compliment. she risked her life for that.
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
men should always be extra thankful when a woman gives them a compliment. she risked her life for that.
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Exit the golden showers, re-moisten the piss towel, put on the piss robe, go out on the deck and make eye contact with the neighbor, piss straight up the robe, don't dare blink, after they turn away slip on the piss, break your neck, mutter 'aw piss'
September 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Exit the golden showers, re-moisten the piss towel, put on the piss robe, go out on the deck and make eye contact with the neighbor, piss straight up the robe, don't dare blink, after they turn away slip on the piss, break your neck, mutter 'aw piss'
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September 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The only news I read nowadays