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The Pangolin
@thepangolin.bsky.social
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Astrophysics student. Ultra-nerd. ✨️ADHD gremlin✨️. Photographer. Musician (Violin, Piano, Ukulele). Shitpost enjoyer.
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A picture of an anime girl in a archeologist outfit holding a large shovel with text superimposed over the image saying "she is digging for more dirt to eat because she is hungry"
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Mikudayo~
A drawing of the Statue of Liberty but it is instead Hatsune Miku and she is holding a leek instead of a torch
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Rate the morning coffee and newspaper fit:
A mug that says "Lord Twat Of Knobington Manor" Fish sandals A middle aged white man with gray hair in a gray bathrobe holding a white mug and smiling at the camera
August 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Smol
A tabby kitten resting on a stone ornamentation on a wall.
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Okay I have so many questions. Why does every single spice and tea stand in Istanbul sell "Viagra Tea"???
A stand selling a number of colorful spices and teas
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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A low quality screenshot from the video of Nigel Farage saying the IRA slogan "Up the RA!"
July 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A poster titled "Change Your Mindset!". Below the title is (left to right) a picture of a sad person with a thunderstorm in their head and a very fat cat. Under the first image are 4 statements with an arrow pointing to an alternative statement under the cat image. The statements and their alternatives are as follows: "I can't do it" becomes "mmmrrii". "It's too difficult" becomes "mauu". "It's all my fault" becomes "mmrrraah". "When will I be happy?" Becomes "mrrriaww".
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Man 🔥🦅
Turkish Batman smoking a Hookah
June 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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An image of the Canadian rapper BBNO$ (Baby No Money) on stage with his back to the camera and his arms spread out as he is bathed in the warm yellowish spot light. Edited onto the to the beam of light, closer to the source, is white sans serif text that reads "Boobs."
June 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I fear I am not nearly mature enough for this headline
Article from IFLScience with the headline "Sun Filtered By Dust In Florida As Haboob The Size Of 48 States Approaches The US"
June 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Oh yeah Florida is so fucked
Reuters headline: "Exclusive: FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say" By Leah Douglas, Ted Hesson, and Nathan Layne June 2, 2025 4:49 EDT
June 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A red circle around the first word of the quoted post and the first word of the poster's username. Together these spell "Dr. Haus" which sounds very similar to Dr. House of the hit medical drama House MD
June 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Nothing could've prepared me for this being the top comment
An Instagram reel titled "Random Towns of the World Part 27: Bethesda, Maryland" with a comment from Maryland governor saying "fyp locked in"
May 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Hell yeah
The popular rapper Baby No Money standing in a spotlight that casts a beam of light labeled "boobs"
May 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Got to see one of my favorite paintings today at the Brandywine Museum of Art. Portrait of Pig by Jamie Wyeth. I love how it's just a really fat and happy pig. Beautiful stuff
Portrait of Pig (1970) by Jamie Wyeth depicts a large pink and hairy pig named Den Den in her hay filled enclosure. She looks very content
May 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is me if you even care...
A Frieren plushie buckled into a car seat with a blue cap that says "Autistic Psycho" on it.
April 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Oh myyy look at all these lovely people. :)))
My circle of people I most commonly interact with including Mys. Delphi, Jerry, Yuri Miscreant, The Onion, and many many others.
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Viktor from Arcane with his hands up saying "Glorious Cinema"
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Guy in a white shirt and tie says "Sit down. Let's talk about that iFunny watermark"
March 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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New reaction image dropped
A picture of Nancy from the above comic with a devilish grin
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Not redditors posting softcore porn on an sfw subreddit "in honor of" International Women's Day 💀
#ally lmao
Reddit post in r/FavoriteCharacter titled "In honor of women's day share your favorite female character." The post includes 20 images of very sexualized fan art depictions of female characters including the one shown in this screenshot which is a fan art of Elasti-Girl which has enlarged her breast, hips, and butt.
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Least deranged Reddit notification
Gmail notification from Reddit saying "u/SexRapistOfficial replied to you..."
March 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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A crude black and white digital drawing of the cat in the original post. Here it is depicted as chicken nugget shaped blob with cat ears and a cat face
March 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Okay google can go and fuck ALL THE WAY off. I'm so fucking done with this bullshit fucking browser. It sucks so fucking bad in every way and the only reason why continue to use it is because I'm too lazy to research a viable alternative. This is getting ridiculous. Luigi was right.
Screenshot showing that two Google Chrome extensions are no longer supported. uBlock Origin and Redditsave
March 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Girl 😭
Skeet from Delphi saying "hi" except for some reason her name is "fagsmoker9000"
March 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM