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MaTT FLaMMaBLe
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PoliSci & ConLaw || Rejected by the CIA (Farsi is hard!) || Husband & Dad x4 || Banking Policy & Tech || Mt. Dew Connoisseur/Addict || Digital Democracy Defender

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Thank you all SO much for helping me hit 60,000 followers!

I hope I’ve made you laugh, question, and think critically.

I’m grateful for you all!
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Senile Satan: “Do I have to do all the work in this town?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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The bad news is that it appears CBS News has fallen.

The good news is that independent media has been ready for this moment.

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January 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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It's now 2026..and I still do not believe that an intact bullet struck Trump's ear. I believe he lied, "locked down" (through NDA's, intimidation, etc.) anyone who could reveal the FACTS about his injury, and then milked his MAGA for all it was worth.

YOU don't believe him...either. #PureBS
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Lee: As a Black woman, there’s no way I don’t have hope. I’ve seen a lot in my life, and we have these moments of backward steps. But we have hope. I see hope. I see our young people—they have hope. I see them fighting hard for our democracy and for a better life.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Basic cognitive test Trump could be given:

Read a sentence, understand it, don’t invent a conspiracy.
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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The Bari Weiss effect
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Three cognitive exams in in one year?

It’s not normal and it’s not routine care. Most likely, it’s risk management. But management of what?

It’s either:

• Inconsistent results — always “borderline” scores

• Medical event — a minor stroke or TIA

Trump is impaired and needs to resign.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
While Trump shops for meaningless luxury, one out of every four Americans is spending >95% of their monthly income on basic essentials.
Trump is golfing and literally shopping for marble today while nearly two weeks in to vacationing at his private club but okay
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Trump is golfing and literally shopping for marble today while nearly two weeks in to vacationing at his private club but okay
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Three cognitive exams in in one year?

It’s not normal and it’s not routine care. Most likely, it’s risk management. But management of what?

It’s either:

• Inconsistent results — always “borderline” scores

• Medical event — a minor stroke or TIA

Trump is impaired and needs to resign.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
She’s already a little beast.
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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HUNTER BIDEN: “Tell me what you think the laptop is… There is no laptop.”

He tells Shawn Ryan Giuliani/Bannon used stolen files to “concoct” a Laptop story— with literal Russian agents. (Bannon bragged about it on tape) and it shows no crimes.

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DTBDeVg...
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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While millions go without healthcare…

Trump claims that construction of the “Triumphal Arch” in DC is set to begin in the next two months. “It’ll be great. Everyone loves it. They love the ballroom too. But they love the Triumphal Arch.”
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I’m not really that shocked that Donald Trump is thin-skinned.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.

America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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As the election year begins, my law firm is currently litigating 78 voting and election cases in 39 states.

The 2026 midterm elections are shaping up to be a fight to protect free and fair election. I started Democracy Docket to keep you informed. Sign up now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I’m not really that shocked that Donald Trump is thin-skinned.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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In this upcoming year, I wish for a steady stream of mildly annoying events for Merrick Garland that make him question his own sanity.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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“I have the greatest blinks, people say the best blinks. Sometimes my blinks go on for hours.”
Trump also denied falling asleep during Cabinet meetings, claiming that reporters only catch him while he’s “blinking.”

“I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me. Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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The Jack Smith testimony is *devastating* for Trump, his cronies, and the entire MAGA movement.

The office of the presidency is occupied by an absolute horrific human and treasonous criminal.
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Worth noting: Jack Smith Says Trump Allies Were Willing to Testify Against Him

So much for “loyalty,” Donald.
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM