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The profile pic vs. who shows up to dinner
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So we’re going to pretend like this predator didn’t turn around to watch Kevin walk away?
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Quiet, Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Something Something Metaphor.
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s that time of year again!
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This beautiful, gentle, kind and loving old soul passed this morning.

She was loved beyond measure and will leave a hole in our hearts that could never be filled.

Rest easy, Molly Girl. No dog was as fiercely loved as she was.

Always.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM

November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
3-D printing a rocket!
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here we go again.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
G4 solar storm tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just workin’.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Only mental midgets can be convinced that in a nation of stupendous wealth being held by the 1%, poor folks are the enemy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Woke is over!”
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fact check: true.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This goodest girl doesn’t care that it’s just reheated Costco pizza.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Donald Trump is the worst president since Donald Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM