Theora Jones 🎉
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
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Theora Jones 🎉
@theorajones.bsky.social
· Dec 26
On one hand, I should interact with people more. On the other hand, knowing that I could die tomorrow and no one would notice is an absolute vibe
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
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Bsky is now accepting applications
February 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bsky is now accepting applications
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I've not seen anyone get their dicks out for Harambe in quite some time, but somehow we still wonder where it all went wrong.
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I've not seen anyone get their dicks out for Harambe in quite some time, but somehow we still wonder where it all went wrong.
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You're telling me these balls are based?
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You're telling me these balls are based?
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If I call someone a fuckin piece of trash, it's meant lovingly. Try explaining that to HR though.
September 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I call someone a fuckin piece of trash, it's meant lovingly. Try explaining that to HR though.
The greatest movie ever made was released 30 years ago today: youtu.be/Rn2cf_wJ4f4?...
Hackers Official Trailer #1 - Matthew Lillard Movie (1995) HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
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September 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The greatest movie ever made was released 30 years ago today: youtu.be/Rn2cf_wJ4f4?...
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
Make a band singular
1 Non Blonde
1 Non Blonde
Make a band singular
The Doobie Only-Child
The Doobie Only-Child
Make a band singular
The Thompson
The Thompson
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Make a band singular
1 Non Blonde
1 Non Blonde
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Calls for civility are often weaponized by abusers, by bigots, by those who would oppress you. If it is considered impolite to speak out against dishonor, then it is time for a true warrior to be rude.
July 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Calls for civility are often weaponized by abusers, by bigots, by those who would oppress you. If it is considered impolite to speak out against dishonor, then it is time for a true warrior to be rude.
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A MIDI to HACK THE PLANET to.
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(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
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(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
May 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A MIDI to HACK THE PLANET to.
🔊🎵💾🌎
(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
🔊🎵💾🌎
(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
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happy Ted Cruz Faved Porn day to all who celebrate
September 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
happy Ted Cruz Faved Porn day to all who celebrate
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Just another totally normal day on BlueSky.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just another totally normal day on BlueSky.
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Do you even "yes and" bro?
September 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Do you even "yes and" bro?
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Though once a brilliant scientist, everything changed for Jeremiah McCheese the day he stepped into the teleportation pod still clutching his burger.
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Though once a brilliant scientist, everything changed for Jeremiah McCheese the day he stepped into the teleportation pod still clutching his burger.
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My dream house has a bathtub deep enough for the water to cover my boobs and my knees at the same time
September 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My dream house has a bathtub deep enough for the water to cover my boobs and my knees at the same time
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Blocking me will give you post-nut clarity
August 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Blocking me will give you post-nut clarity
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Instagram cooking account: here's how to make the most amazing sausage egg and cheese sandwich!
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
August 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Instagram cooking account: here's how to make the most amazing sausage egg and cheese sandwich!
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
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greetings, new followers
August 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
greetings, new followers
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Today I’m going to skeet like no one is reading them.
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today I’m going to skeet like no one is reading them.
Happy birthday, "Pump Up the Volume" youtu.be/uo-km-qfJe8?...
Trailer HD | Pump Up The Volume | Warner Archive
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics
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August 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy birthday, "Pump Up the Volume" youtu.be/uo-km-qfJe8?...
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A drunk man outside my motel last night kindly informed me that this place poopin' piss the shits and that is a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A drunk man outside my motel last night kindly informed me that this place poopin' piss the shits and that is a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life