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Theora Jones 🎉
@theorajones.bsky.social
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color image of Paris Hilton in blue satin looking at the camera with pink text over her that reads "'Wow you're so resilient!' Thanks! It was either that or die"
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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color screenshot from "Return of the Living Dead" with text that reads "JULY 3, 1984, 5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"
July 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those who celebrate
color image of Bobby Bonilla a New York Mets uniform with blue and orange confetti and balloons, with text that reads "HAPPY BONILLA DAY!"
July 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Happy Captain Picard Day, nerds!
image from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" featuring Captain Jean-Luc Picard holding a paper doll of himself, standing next to Commander Deanna Troi in front of a banner that says "Captain Picard Day" - Commander William T. Riker stands to the side, looking down at the table in front of them with children's drawings and models of Captain Picard
June 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This is who you're being mean to when you don't like my skeets:
image of a brown horse wearing white headphones seated in front of an ergonomic keyboard with a pile of clothes in the background
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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color image of Bridget Marquardt in all pink, in a pink room, with lime green text over her that reads "what a year this week has been"
June 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The Internet truly peaked with Mr. T Ate My Balls, and everything since has simply been chasing that high
pixelated drawing of Mr. T in a denim vest with a text bubble that reads "I Pity the Fool who don't like BALLS!"
June 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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We back on two wolves posting yet?
color image of Holly Madison with her back to the camera in black Capri tights and a black Killer Klowns from Outer Space shirt and Bridget Marquardt facing to the side in a pink patterned dress
May 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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image from a Batman comic the first panel reads "MEANWHILE, AT THE JOKER'S HIDEOUT"and the image is of the Joker pounding angrily on a newspaper which reads "chortle at Joker's boner" as he says "So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!" the second panel is a close-up of the Joker's face as he says "This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word boner!"
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The average American has three friends
color promo image from "Max Headroom" featuring Matt Frewer (Edison Carter) in a black leather jacket, Amanda Pays (Theora Jones) in a spotted blouse, and Jeffrey Tambor (Murray) in a white shirt with black vest
May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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To sum up:
April 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Post a warning
lab safety sign featuring a woman with a cane and dark glasses with text that reads "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she doesn't need them." and "Flinn Scientific Inc. 'Your safer source for science supplies'"
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Happy Rex Manning Day to those who celebrate
image of Liv Tyler in "Empire Records" facing the camera and smiling while saying "It's Rex Manning Day."
April 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Are you telling me this is incorrect?
image from "Richard Scarry's Best Story Book Ever" by Richard Scarry - featuring an airplane being piloted by a leopard - wrapped around the plane is a large snake wearing a straw hat
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Advertise your account with just one image
image of a forest with a large sign that reads "you are now entering a stress free zone" with a smaller sign underneath that reads "enforced by sniper"
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the Holy Trinity
image from Match Game featuring Brett Somers, Gene Rayburn, and Charles Nelson Reilly - Brett is holding a card that reads "Charles" with an arrow pointing toward him, and Charles is holding a card that reads "Brett" with an arrow pointing toward her
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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image of Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in "Real Genius" in a black t-shirt, doing a handstand and saying "Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?"
April 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Bring back vagueposting (vagueskeeting?) via song lyrics, you cowards
text that reads "tell me everything is not about me - but what if it is?"
March 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Mood
image taken at Other World Columbus featuring a sign that reads "PLEASE NO CLIMBING ON MISS SCHMUFFLY! THANK YOU" with an image of Miss Schmuffly (a blue creature with a long tail)
March 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Bring back one canceled TV show
promo image from "max headroom" featuring Matt Frewer as Edison Carter, standing, holding a vidicam; amanda pays as Theora Jones, atop a TV; with max headroom inside the TV. text reads "bringing you the truth in a world gone max" "max headroom: twenty minutes into the future" "new series march 31, ABC television".
March 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
image of Thomas Dolby as Stanley in "Rockula" - wearing a blue suit with stars, a blue Gerber daisy in his lapel, and rectangular sunglasses
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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What's your sign?
zoo sign that reads "animal experience: cougar enrichment; 2:00 pm; Saturdays & Sundays)
February 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Don't cheat. Your last saved
celebrity pic is your
therapist.
"do it for her" image from "the simpsons" with images of carrie fisher in place of images of maggie simpson
February 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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front of a valentine's day card featuring a blonde girl looking thoughtful with pen to paper. text reads "if you really knew how I felt about you (see back)" back of a valentine's day card with the same girl as the front, with a raised fist, going toward a boy who has a man in a trenchcoat between them. text reads "...you'd hire a bodyguard!" bottom text reads "45a funny valentine to"
February 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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image of a valentine's day card featuring gene rayburn on the set of "match game 76" with text that reads "hey valentine - I'd love to take you home and blank you"
February 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM