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Woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep so I get it serial killers
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Today's divine punishment for owning (and moving) too many things whilst being over 40 has manifested itself as "whole upper musculoskeletal structure is trying to free itself from its skin bag"
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Yeah, I got ADHD

Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today in the Unpacking Saga, sorting out books!
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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A deer stood in the lane this morning and stared at me so I stopped too and allowed myself to wonder if it was beckoning me to follow, to return to my forest, to shed the facade and allow moss to grow on my skin and - but then it pissed and screamed and ran away so who even knows what that means
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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He is a very powerful wizard....
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Florence doesn’t like to talk about this but her Machine is just an electric can opener
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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A beautiful thought to lead us into Tuesday...
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Father McKenzie
Traded his assets for crypto
But soon it went wrong
Apes are all gone
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I know but LOOK at his little paàŵwwwww
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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There was actually a fifth mutant turtle called Van Gogh, but he found the idea of being trained by a giant ninja rat too eerie.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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sublime
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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In the late 80s early 90s, all the kids had page boy haircuts. And yet, none of us found work as a page boy. The industry is dead.
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It appears to be Monday
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Dormice, Archibald Thorburn.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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SON: Daddy, look at this picture of an ancient Celtic priest.

ME: Druid?

HIM: No, I printed it off the internet.
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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“On a willow twig a kingfisher perches. It watches the eels with interest, but these are well-grown and too big for him to catch”

‘What to Look for in Autumn’
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer:
EL Grant Watson
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM