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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this song feels like eating the best bacon egg and cheese in a croissant. I’m sorry, this is just how i give compliments youtu.be/DfNcDMhtnuA
Mariah the Scientist - No More Entertainers (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by MTSVEVO
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December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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It really is the purest encapsulation of this movement in terms of both its leaders and adherents: an old angry guy who can’t do pull ups making everyone watch him try to do pull ups
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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“Trailer Park Criterion” took me smooth out.
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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if you have a man, tell him I said shut up
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Relatable king.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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put 👏 sports 👏 betting 👏 back 👏 in 👏 the 👏 hands 👏 of 👏 the 👏 mob 👏
I am 100% convinced that the mafia has more ethics than FIFA, probably by a wide margin.
FIFA removing Infantino for inventing a fake award is like the mafia firing someone for “ethical concerns.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
someone please aim a cannon at my uterus, i am tired from raising my mother holy fucking shit
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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do i watch porn? yes, i do watch clips of marlon brando's scenes from 'a streetcar named desire' (1951), yes, i do.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.

There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.

You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.

People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
‘What did you get for Christmas?’ HANTAVIRUS!
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.

And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
people enjoy the holidays with family?????? i could never
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over her chest like someone might try to steal her boobs, is an expert in making new feline friends without exchanging a single word.
Autistic woman only good at body language when she’s talking to cats
An autistic woman whose resting body language says “any second I will snap and rain down fire and brimstone upon you” reportedly has no such issues when it comes to unspoken communication with cats. …
thedailytism.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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yep. no mention in the article of right wing billionaires ruining the WaPo and CBS. no mention of Murdoch outlets spreading right wing bullshit for decades. no mention of the clear biases of nuzzi and tapper and so many other famous journalists. no mention of destruction of teen vogue.
I’m not sure what to make of this survey, honestly? If you’re a young person in solidarity with Gaza, or against police killings, or you’re trans or queer, would you have reason to trust the news?
A lost generation of news consumers? Survey shows how teenagers dislike the news media
You don't have to tell Cat Murphy or Lily Ogburn about the attitudes of young people toward journalists.
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM