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Jess
@sylviej25.bsky.social
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31. She/They. Non-binary trans woman. 🏳️‍⚧️

Aspiring meteorologist. Motorsports and baseball fan.
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · Oct 2
Hey, I could use some help, I'm in a bad spot. I haven't been able to pay student loans in months, and now I have to repay previous unemployment overpayment, on top of usual bills and everything. Any help would be appreciated so much.

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Fivefold Daily Puzzle #5 (Nov 15, 2025) solved in 11:39 with 0 hints! fivefold.ca
Fivefold: Daily Puzzle
A daily logic puzzle game where the rules are different every day!
fivefold.ca
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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quoproquid.bsky.social
listen, it's very important that you respect the office of the president, an institution created by slaveowners and reinforced by cold war era butchers, which just so happens to be occupied by a senile pedophile who can't string together three sentences and keeps stealing money out of your pockets
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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tufftitty.bsky.social
Goddamnit I should have known.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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codyvella.bsky.social
Peggy is terrified by the idea of an all new Simpsons
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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flaviorcosta.bsky.social
Foto histórica de Bill Clinton e Trump no Salão Oval.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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innes.bsky.social
"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II

www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
10. The baby announcement At the end of a meeting, a colleague asked their boss to stay on the line for a couple of minutes. The colleague then confidentially shared the great news that they were expecting a baby, and they and their boss talked about a few next steps to plan for parental leave. The AI notetaker then sent out notes to everyone who had attended the meeting with the headline, “Colleague Is Having a Baby.” 19. The equipment I recently saw a ~$50,000 piece of industrial equipment damaged and taken out of commission for about a month because Google AI search told a worker that the tightening torque of a screw was 50 ft*lb instead of 50 in*lb. This resulted in them over-tightening the screw by a factor of 12, which unfortunately didn’t strip the threaded hole (which would have been a smaller problem) but instead warped a bearing assembly that required a full rebuild at considerable difficulty and expense. The kicker is that the correct torque value was clearly printed in the service manual that is stored in the machine. 1. The fake initiative Our execs usually send out a hype email right before the annual employee morale survey, emphasizing wins from the past year, basically trying to put people in a positive frame of mind. Last year’s included the announcement of a major new program we knew employees really wanted. But it was a bit surprising, because it fell in an area my team was responsible for, and we were out of the loop, despite advocating strenuously for this over the years. So I went to the exec to a) convey enthusiasm for his newfound dedication to launching this program and b) ask what support he needed from my team/get us involved again. It turned out the program wasn’t launching at all; he had just asked AI to edit the email to make it sound more exciting and appealing, and it had done so by … launching my initiative. 16. The scam We work with a lot of small businesses just starting up, and as a result are asked to recommend professional services often. Knowing this, a client passed on a discreet warning about the bookkeeping firm we’d recommended to them. They had issues with their accounting software, Quickbooks, and called for help. It was right when Google started providing AI summaries for everything, and apparently their account rep pulled the phone number for Quickbooks’ support out of the AI summary, rather than off the website. You can probably guess where this is going. The number wasn’t legit, but instead put him in contact with a scammer who’d managed astroturf their way into the AI summary. The account rep gave the scammer full access to our client’s accounting software before he realized his error. Our client didn’t share a lot of details about the damages — I got the sense that they were saying very little because they were planning legal action — but they wanted to let us know so we wouldn’t recommend them again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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antlervel.vet
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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historyfacts.com/world-histor...
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Honkballer Ohtani
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus
i went to doll tree and they all said they miss and love u, and hope you're well
a dollar tree but the "ar" is burnt out
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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silly.bsky.social
today is wallace shawn
today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Did I just argue with a joke, a man puts a hand on the mirror and asks himself a question he already knows the answer to, which is that yes, he just did, and missed the overall thrust of entire conversation, key and tone and vibe and all, but yet felt they had to signal their existence for some reason? Maybe emptiness. Maybe a need to triangulate themselves into an assumed postion of authority, and thus feeling something like power in a world where they are powerless? Did they not take a med? Did they feel like stumbling into an operating room where a patient lies open, the gunshot wound open and the surgeon hard at work, and yelling "I think the problem is that this person's been shot!" had some value? In a world of convivial play, where does fact-man find his place when everyone has built a lattice of meaning far above him? Why don't I just block this guy for being tedious and making my day worse? That's probably what I should do. If you read all this: Wow.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Fivefold Daily Puzzle #3 (Nov 13, 2025) solved in 7:23 with 0 hints! fivefold.ca
Fivefold: Daily Puzzle
A daily logic puzzle game where the rules are different every day!
fivefold.ca
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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oblivionloading.bsky.social
A mudcrab from Morrowind was almost appointed the minister of commerce in the Imperial City, but the minister of surf and turf accidentally ate him.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an elf woman looking at the viewer and smiling, while walking around the Imperial City market district. She has swept back silver hair and long pointed ears. Behind her are two human women walking around, as well as a Dunmer man in an upper-class and fancy out with fur-trimmed robes. His skin is a grey-blue, and his black hair is swept upwards in a poofy shape, ending with multiple points.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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cochu.bsky.social
The meme where the calendar turns into an unexpected year turning into February 1804 after the other person says "they just announced the steam machine!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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samthielman.com
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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capture907.bsky.social
For those that wanted it with the airplane sound. 🎧
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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earlgreymemes.club
"The probe has discovered an extra ball."

Worf:
Worf of TNG (Klingon Bob era) wondering if he left the gas on
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Anyway, South Park is arguably a homeless narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the slut-shaming tsundere a Sunni icon.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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deanw.xyz
Photoshoped image not actual promotional material. White quote text on black as the header image: "The war in Vietnam is going well and will succeed." -Robert McNamara Lower image: Picture of Robert McNamara combed thinning hair, wearing glasses and giving a thumbs up next to a picture of the KFC Zinger Bánh mì and the KFC Logo
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. Harry Kim, famous lieutenant, is talking to a Borgs. Borgs are half robot half regular human or alien hive mind folk. They have sickly looking skin usually and lots of gadgetry and tubules coming in and out of them and sometimes like a full fake arm instead of an arm but instead it's like a big multipurpose tool with terrifying stuff attached used to turn other non Borgs into Borgs. Ok, so now that we know this, we're back to Harry. Picture one: looking earnest, Harry is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I guess the Borg meet a lot of people, don't they?" Picture two, Harry now looking quite embarrassed. Closed caption reads, "(quietly): stupid question." All the alts are found in picture one but thank you for checking and being thorough. Thoroughness is a quality, I feel.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM