🎅 Santa Klaus Graf 🎄
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Get out of here, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit.
he/him 🏳️🌈
he/him 🏳️🌈
Pinned
They paved paradise and pooped in a parking lot.
Gene Simmons looking rough.
First look at Zack Snyder’s next film ‘THE LAST PHOTOGRAPH’
The film follows man searching for his missing niece & nephew after the murders of their parents. The only man who can help him is a photographer who saw the killers.
The film follows man searching for his missing niece & nephew after the murders of their parents. The only man who can help him is a photographer who saw the killers.
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gene Simmons looking rough.
Well fucking deserved. I'm not prepared to say it's A24's best, but it was the most fun I've had watching an A24 film.
‘MARTY SUPREME’ had the biggest opening ever for an A24 film, earning $28.3M domestically
Read our review: bit.ly/MartyDF
Read our review: bit.ly/MartyDF
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well fucking deserved. I'm not prepared to say it's A24's best, but it was the most fun I've had watching an A24 film.
When the function got glasses of cornbread and buttermilk (the function is my kitchen).
a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
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December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When the function got glasses of cornbread and buttermilk (the function is my kitchen).
Hell Awaits (Live At The Lakeland Coliseum / 1991)
YouTube video by Slayer - Topic
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December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The last book I read was the 2010 Honda Fit owners manual. I guess I'm a car now. Beep beep.
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The last book I read was the 2010 Honda Fit owners manual. I guess I'm a car now. Beep beep.
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The high today was like 75° so I used it as an excuse to hit up the big city of Mt. Airy. Two antique shops and one booth at the flea market made the whole trip worth it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The high today was like 75° so I used it as an excuse to hit up the big city of Mt. Airy. Two antique shops and one booth at the flea market made the whole trip worth it.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
Dick Clark's Chris Steak House
Is there a future date when ABC will stop calling it "Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest" or are we locked in perpetually on the most awkward possible name for a television broadcast?
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dick Clark's Chris Steak House
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Finna eat this gummy. Forget tripping, I'm taking a whole ass journey.
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Finna eat this gummy. Forget tripping, I'm taking a whole ass journey.
"What's the frequency, @donutroller.bsky.social?" Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"What's the frequency, @donutroller.bsky.social?" Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
I found the parking lot where they service Dave Moody.
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I found the parking lot where they service Dave Moody.
She henry on my winkler til I fonz.
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She henry on my winkler til I fonz.
Oh fuck it's Matt Doody.
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh fuck it's Matt Doody.
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
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The Christmas trees will checkmate on the next move
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Christmas trees will checkmate on the next move
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teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
Big Bill Disney is too scared to adapt this in the MCU.
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Big Bill Disney is too scared to adapt this in the MCU.
I didn't know she released this song already and thought I was going to have to wait for the album to drop in February. Guess not, and thank god. I love this song.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Chains of Love - Album by Charli xcx
Listen to Chains of Love by Charli xcx on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I didn't know she released this song already and thought I was going to have to wait for the album to drop in February. Guess not, and thank god. I love this song.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...