Jess
@sylviej25.bsky.social
31. She/They. Non-binary trans woman. 🏳️⚧️
Aspiring meteorologist. Motorsports and baseball fan.
Aspiring meteorologist. Motorsports and baseball fan.
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Jess
@sylviej25.bsky.social
· Oct 2
Hey, I could use some help, I'm in a bad spot. I haven't been able to pay student loans in months, and now I have to repay previous unemployment overpayment, on top of usual bills and everything. Any help would be appreciated so much.
💲 : $jesswool93
V: @SylvieJ25
or just DM me
💲 : $jesswool93
V: @SylvieJ25
or just DM me
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restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
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TWIN CITIES -- CAREFUL WITH UBER & LYFT; VERIFY YOUR DRIVER WITH THE DETAILS OF VEHICLE PROVIDED IN APP
This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
TWIN CITIES -- CAREFUL WITH UBER & LYFT; VERIFY YOUR DRIVER WITH THE DETAILS OF VEHICLE PROVIDED IN APP
Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! anisota.net/harvest/
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! anisota.net/harvest/
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A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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Meet Couples Who Stay Together Because They Need Help Holding an Invisible Sandwich
August 2, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Meet Couples Who Stay Together Because They Need Help Holding an Invisible Sandwich
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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I was served a notice today. My mom is in the hospital and none of my friends can take me *and* Mocha in. I get paid later this week but it's only going to be enough to buy me a little time. I hate to have to ask for help like this but I'm scared and idk what else to do.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I was served a notice today. My mom is in the hospital and none of my friends can take me *and* Mocha in. I get paid later this week but it's only going to be enough to buy me a little time. I hate to have to ask for help like this but I'm scared and idk what else to do.
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venmo.com/code?user_id...
shout out to my uncle for giving me this!
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
shout out to my uncle for giving me this!
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this sure is all I'm doing right now
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
this sure is all I'm doing right now
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Terrible. Just terrible.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Terrible. Just terrible.
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
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(32 y/o lesbian dressed up like moè dracula) >w< who’s weady for her bloody fucky sucky suck
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(32 y/o lesbian dressed up like moè dracula) >w< who’s weady for her bloody fucky sucky suck
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
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EASA issues Emergency Airworthiness Directive for Airbus A320 family aircraft Elevator aileron computers (ELAC). ad.easa.europa.eu/ad/2025-0268-E
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
EASA issues Emergency Airworthiness Directive for Airbus A320 family aircraft Elevator aileron computers (ELAC). ad.easa.europa.eu/ad/2025-0268-E
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[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
