Henderson Pickles
@surlyucantbserious.bsky.social
I enjoy ⚽️, in particular Orlando City 🦁, as well as both nuanced takes on complex topics and visceral fear-mongering that is the backbone of social media
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Senate Democrats asked for a year of ACA subsidies and were told to fuck off.
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Children still undefeated in flaming people without even knowing it.
My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂
My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂
Steve [to our children]: “My Substack newsletter is about to reach 100k subscribers. Isn’t that cool?”
7-YO: “How is that even possible? Who on earth would want to read that thing?!?”
The Vladeck Girls — keeping @stevevladeck.bsky.social humble always
7-YO: “How is that even possible? Who on earth would want to read that thing?!?”
The Vladeck Girls — keeping @stevevladeck.bsky.social humble always
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Children still undefeated in flaming people without even knowing it.
My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂
My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
Watched John Carpenter’s The Thing on 4K and it is as gloriously beautiful as @jamellebouie.net said it was. I also watched The Crow on 4K, and it looks very nice. Both feel like entirely new movies, with crisp and clear film scans.
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Watched John Carpenter’s The Thing on 4K and it is as gloriously beautiful as @jamellebouie.net said it was. I also watched The Crow on 4K, and it looks very nice. Both feel like entirely new movies, with crisp and clear film scans.
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Leadership.
from sarah gorden:
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Leadership.
You know eventually they run out of military leaders to force out because the leaders they’ve promoted to fill those gaps go along with what the administration wants…and that is very bad for our country to put it mildly.
Purges of senior military officers.
If this were happening elsewhere, we'd understand right away what was happening.
It's hard to grasp that it's happening here. But it is...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...
If this were happening elsewhere, we'd understand right away what was happening.
It's hard to grasp that it's happening here. But it is...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...
Exclusive: Three-star general pushed out amid tensions with Hegseth | CNN Politics
A three-star general serving on the Pentagon’s Joint Staff has been pushed out of his position following months of sustained tensions with Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, according to people famili...
www.cnn.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You know eventually they run out of military leaders to force out because the leaders they’ve promoted to fill those gaps go along with what the administration wants…and that is very bad for our country to put it mildly.
This is one of his movies I’ve yet to watch. Might be giving it a watch tonight.
first halloween season in awhile where i have not watched PRINCE OF DARKNESS (my favorite carpenter?) but i am watching THE THING right now so i can’t really complain
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is one of his movies I’ve yet to watch. Might be giving it a watch tonight.
Ok but I will take him in Orlando….
🇨🇦 Toronto FC surprisingly declined the 2026 contract option on GK Sean Johnson, but per sources, the sides remain in talks for a new deal.
No guarantee an agreement is reached, but talks happening.
That + news/analysis of TFC's contract decisions:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
No guarantee an agreement is reached, but talks happening.
That + news/analysis of TFC's contract decisions:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
MLS contract decision tracker: Running updates on end-of-season roster moves
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ok but I will take him in Orlando….
The team is busy looking for another head coach….
This is genuinely shocking from Orlando – in a playoff game with their season on the line.
No interest in defending. No ability to generate anything in attack. Zero presence in midfield. Inviting Chicago to play through them all night.
What are they trying to do here??
No interest in defending. No ability to generate anything in attack. Zero presence in midfield. Inviting Chicago to play through them all night.
What are they trying to do here??
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The team is busy looking for another head coach….
Wow. I remember seeing the point totals and thinking how tight it was, but I did not know the point total fact. Absolutely brutal.
The Eastern Conference playoff picture is settled. It's an absolute buzzsaw.
Orlando is a 9th seed and going on the road in a wild card game on 53 points. Last season, that point total would have been a 4th seed. Wild.
Orlando is a 9th seed and going on the road in a wild card game on 53 points. Last season, that point total would have been a 4th seed. Wild.
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wow. I remember seeing the point totals and thinking how tight it was, but I did not know the point total fact. Absolutely brutal.
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The GOP is lying. They are distracting from their failures to address the health care crisis that they created.
October 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The GOP is lying. They are distracting from their failures to address the health care crisis that they created.
Americans are about to find out just how robust social media scrapping applications are within DHS. There are a lot of tools at their disposal they’ve just not been wielded in this way before.
NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...
ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team
Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.
www.wired.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Americans are about to find out just how robust social media scrapping applications are within DHS. There are a lot of tools at their disposal they’ve just not been wielded in this way before.
I honestly did not expect things to be such a shitshow the second time around while also seemingly being grade school cool (looking at you, Homeland Defender job posting).
We are still reporting. Do you have any information about the Office of Management and Budget or Russell Vought? You can reach Andy Kroll on Signal at 202-215-6203.
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
“Put Them in Trauma”: Inside a Key MAGA Leader’s Plans for a New Trump Agenda
Private videos reveal Trump adviser Russ Vought’s “shadow” plans for using the military on protesters, defunding the EPA and villainizing civil servants.
www.propublica.org
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I honestly did not expect things to be such a shitshow the second time around while also seemingly being grade school cool (looking at you, Homeland Defender job posting).
Honestly what Democrats need are more elected officials who will just say “Shut the fuck up you weirdo”. Like show some passion behind defending this country.
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Honestly what Democrats need are more elected officials who will just say “Shut the fuck up you weirdo”. Like show some passion behind defending this country.
Steven Miller’s tweet is why they renamed it 'Homelander.' They withdrew the original job posting at the last minute and re-released it with a childish title, still including the original in parentheses. They’re desperately trying to be cool, and it hurts.
This is a good argument for abolishing the Department of Homeland Security and replacing it with a number of smaller, independent agencies; or another umbrella organization without such a fascistic name.
How can we defend our culture against the white supremacists that have infiltrated our government?
October 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Steven Miller’s tweet is why they renamed it 'Homelander.' They withdrew the original job posting at the last minute and re-released it with a childish title, still including the original in parentheses. They’re desperately trying to be cool, and it hurts.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Plot twist: The government is not. They are doing everything they can to grant accommodations except for remote/telework. Every effort is being made to ensure that the accommodations granted are solely for in-office accommodations.
Members of a union representing federal workers said it has been waiting for guidance from the CDC and its parent agency on whether telework will be considered an accommodation under its revised policy.
CDC pauses remote work arrangements for employees with disabilities, union says
Members of a union representing federal workers said it has been waiting for guidance from the CDC and its parent agency on whether telework will be considered an accommodation under its revised policy.
n.pr
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Plot twist: The government is not. They are doing everything they can to grant accommodations except for remote/telework. Every effort is being made to ensure that the accommodations granted are solely for in-office accommodations.
But have we considered for a moment that is EXACTLY what he and his administration believe to be the case and also what the Supreme Court is upholding as they overrule lower courts.
Trump v. U.S. concerned immunity from criminal prosecution. It did not mean that every utterance of his becomes law.
My guess: Since tariffs are an official act, Trump can impose them even if unconstitutional because immunity.
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
But have we considered for a moment that is EXACTLY what he and his administration believe to be the case and also what the Supreme Court is upholding as they overrule lower courts.
I know we knownit but the administration wants to not afford the worst of the worst trials in this country.
Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."
September 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I know we knownit but the administration wants to not afford the worst of the worst trials in this country.
I like Tommy Scoops better when these were inbound transfers 😂😂😂
Sources: Saudi club Al-Kholood is finalizing deal to sign forward Ramiro Enrique from Orlando City.
Agreement is for third-highest outbound transfer in Orlando City history.
Agreement is for third-highest outbound transfer in Orlando City history.
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I like Tommy Scoops better when these were inbound transfers 😂😂😂
“We need a new place. A new place where you can do whatever you want. A new place called Endorphin Port. It's a new computer place that's gonna be absolutely beautiful.”
Outside is bad... Inside is bad... We need a Third Side
August 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“We need a new place. A new place where you can do whatever you want. A new place called Endorphin Port. It's a new computer place that's gonna be absolutely beautiful.”
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"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth"
ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight
ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight
August 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth"
ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight
ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight