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this is how we save malls in america
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this is how we save malls in america
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we don't know what his lungs look like but they're canonically prehistoric. for all we know, holding it in may indeed do something for him
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
we don't know what his lungs look like but they're canonically prehistoric. for all we know, holding it in may indeed do something for him
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i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
Thomas Massie’s wife died in June 2024. And Trump has opinions about his new marriage.
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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The people who cling to the Woody Allens of this world will never understand the people who drop the Neil Gaimans like they’re on fire.
Some of us are allergic to joining cults.
Some of us are allergic to joining cults.
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The people who cling to the Woody Allens of this world will never understand the people who drop the Neil Gaimans like they’re on fire.
Some of us are allergic to joining cults.
Some of us are allergic to joining cults.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
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After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952
November 13,1952
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952
November 13,1952
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"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
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that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
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this post has been in my head for fucking weeks
June 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this post has been in my head for fucking weeks
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
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My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
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