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and now it’s time for morrissey’s new single
Sucking off dogs for Quavers
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
and now it’s time for morrissey’s new single
Our work Secret Santa guidelines are:
- a crap present
- maximum £3
I’ve ordered a 500ml spray top bottle of Zoflora Winter Spice 👍
- a crap present
- maximum £3
I’ve ordered a 500ml spray top bottle of Zoflora Winter Spice 👍
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Our work Secret Santa guidelines are:
- a crap present
- maximum £3
I’ve ordered a 500ml spray top bottle of Zoflora Winter Spice 👍
- a crap present
- maximum £3
I’ve ordered a 500ml spray top bottle of Zoflora Winter Spice 👍
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I’ve attempted to wash the day away with my new GREEN Pears soap.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve attempted to wash the day away with my new GREEN Pears soap.
If you’d asked for some clarity/ direction on something at work that’s really important “, how would you react if an email about that thing was sent to everyone saying that “we” have to “park it”.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you’d asked for some clarity/ direction on something at work that’s really important “, how would you react if an email about that thing was sent to everyone saying that “we” have to “park it”.
It’s time to drive to Swansea.
a car is driving down a highway with a sign that says 50
ALT: a car is driving down a highway with a sign that says 50
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It’s time to drive to Swansea.
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In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
First evidence of a straight fringe 👍
Well, it's kind of straight - which is more than can be said for my tie!
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
First evidence of a straight fringe 👍
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Did *anyone* in the 70’s have a straight fringe?
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Did *anyone* in the 70’s have a straight fringe?
My mum took me for a Purdey haircut in the 70s.
Purdey era Lumley 😍 I was watching #AbFab earlier too #CallMyBluff
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My mum took me for a Purdey haircut in the 70s.
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That sounds like an old music hall song. ‘When Mother Was Stuck To The Settee We Never Got Nothing To Eat’.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That sounds like an old music hall song. ‘When Mother Was Stuck To The Settee We Never Got Nothing To Eat’.
I need to feed the children but I’m stuck to the sofa.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I need to feed the children but I’m stuck to the sofa.
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The Big Green Books Advent Calendar.
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Unwrap a surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
Each book will be individually picked based on what you enjoy reading.
Info HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
PLEASE SHARE
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Unwrap a surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
Each book will be individually picked based on what you enjoy reading.
Info HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
PLEASE SHARE
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Big Green Books Advent Calendar.
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Unwrap a surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
Each book will be individually picked based on what you enjoy reading.
Info HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
PLEASE SHARE
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Unwrap a surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
Each book will be individually picked based on what you enjoy reading.
Info HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
PLEASE SHARE
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I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
Pope Leo doing the Friday Cat.
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pope Leo doing the Friday Cat.
F has been to Comicon in London today. He just sent me a photo he had taken with David Tennant 💜
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
F has been to Comicon in London today. He just sent me a photo he had taken with David Tennant 💜
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I see the Americans have decided to declare war on Italy.
Tiramisù doesn’t require baking, feeds a crowd and actually needs to be prepared in advance, making it a great contender for a Thanksgiving dessert. Cranberry, pumpkin and apple give this creamy no-bake classic a fall makeover with festive flavors.
These Tiramisù Are the Best Make-Ahead Thanksgiving Desserts
Cranberry, pumpkin and apple give the creamy no-bake classic a fall makeover with festive flavors.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I see the Americans have decided to declare war on Italy.
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What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
@robcruickshank The Triffids.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@robcruickshank The Triffids.
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
Last night, I had a Jacob Elordi dream. The cat woke me up at a very inconvenient moment.
In related news, I keep seeing trailers for Wuthering Heights.
In related news, I keep seeing trailers for Wuthering Heights.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Last night, I had a Jacob Elordi dream. The cat woke me up at a very inconvenient moment.
In related news, I keep seeing trailers for Wuthering Heights.
In related news, I keep seeing trailers for Wuthering Heights.
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The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.