Nina 🐈⬛ 🎵 🖤
@ninawils.bsky.social
Cat botherer, music lover, food eater, cricket watcher.
Used to be a barbird and a shit_ninja.
Used to be a barbird and a shit_ninja.
I was carried
To Ohio in a swarm of bees
To Ohio in a swarm of bees
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I was carried
To Ohio in a swarm of bees
To Ohio in a swarm of bees
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fella we call Spider because he was spotted in Penney's one time buying four pairs of jeans
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
fella we call Spider because he was spotted in Penney's one time buying four pairs of jeans
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New favourite example of structural ambiguity
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
New favourite example of structural ambiguity
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I’m not saying I’ve had a bad day but I splashed hot oil when I was making dinner and it landed on a graze from yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m not saying I’ve had a bad day but I splashed hot oil when I was making dinner and it landed on a graze from yesterday.
Tom Hollander would make such a good Doctor.
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tom Hollander would make such a good Doctor.
Unhinged emails from the riding school
Pt 1
Pt 1
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Unhinged emails from the riding school
Pt 1
Pt 1
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The best bit of any Friday is the Dogs of the Week
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The best bit of any Friday is the Dogs of the Week
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
Carl is a mood. The mood being the one I’ve been in this week.
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Carl is a mood. The mood being the one I’ve been in this week.
Took a dog for a walk and spotted this chap. Also a teeny tiny wren and a thrush.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Took a dog for a walk and spotted this chap. Also a teeny tiny wren and a thrush.
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
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My first day as Entertainment Coordinator for a cross channel ferry company went well I thought, other than one minor kerfuffle
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Ferry company apologises after children left ‘screaming’ by pornographic film
DFDS says film was broadcast mistakenly to passengers who had been watching F1 race on France-UK service
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My first day as Entertainment Coordinator for a cross channel ferry company went well I thought, other than one minor kerfuffle
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
It’s so cold in the office that I went to Sainsbury’s and bought a wearable hot water bottle that straps around my waist and
HAS A POCKET ACROSS IT FOR MY HANDS.
It is the best thing ever.
HAS A POCKET ACROSS IT FOR MY HANDS.
It is the best thing ever.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s so cold in the office that I went to Sainsbury’s and bought a wearable hot water bottle that straps around my waist and
HAS A POCKET ACROSS IT FOR MY HANDS.
It is the best thing ever.
HAS A POCKET ACROSS IT FOR MY HANDS.
It is the best thing ever.
Turns out B cat developed bout of stress-induced cystitis after this and he’s just very good at pretending to be calm.
Mr W accidentally let B cat out just before the fireworks started last night and I was v worried. He sauntered in after it was all over like it was just a normal evening but absolutely BRICKED it when I sneezed.
Nancy thinks my sneezes are more scary than fireworks
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Turns out B cat developed bout of stress-induced cystitis after this and he’s just very good at pretending to be calm.
7. I’m working til 10 so will be a 5 quite soon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
7. I’m working til 10 so will be a 5 quite soon.
Today I have been witness to possibly the finest office based flirting to ever have occurred outside a sit com. I was holding onto the water cooler for dear life by the end and deserve an award for the way I held in my laughter.
A visual representation:
A visual representation:
a peacock is standing in the grass with its feathers spread in front of a national geographic wild logo
ALT: a peacock is standing in the grass with its feathers spread in front of a national geographic wild logo
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Today I have been witness to possibly the finest office based flirting to ever have occurred outside a sit com. I was holding onto the water cooler for dear life by the end and deserve an award for the way I held in my laughter.
A visual representation:
A visual representation:
Does anyone else have a magical bladder that makes goals happen when they go for a wee? I think Mr W could monetise his. He’s missed three goals today.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Does anyone else have a magical bladder that makes goals happen when they go for a wee? I think Mr W could monetise his. He’s missed three goals today.
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I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
I’ve seen very mixed reviews of American Monster: Ed Gein but if nothing else Tom Hollander is absolutely fucking perfect as Alfred Hitchcock
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ve seen very mixed reviews of American Monster: Ed Gein but if nothing else Tom Hollander is absolutely fucking perfect as Alfred Hitchcock
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![[Scene is a GUY on the top of an unlit bonfire. A CROW is sitting on his outstreched arm.]
GUY:
This is so messed up.
GUY:
I was really looking forward to this party.
GUY:
I mean, you don't expect it, do you?
CROW:
Expect what
GUY:
Well like, you spend all day with your friends getting dressed up for a nice party,
GUY:
And when you get there you find out they've only invited you as an effigy of a 17th century terrorist!
CROW:
That is rude.
GUY:
It's *weird*.
CROW:
Yeah
CROW:
It's almost like... *Wicker Man-ish*.
GUY:
It's very Wicker Man!
GUY:
It really is a lot like that film.
CROW:
Don't worry.
CROW:
It's probably just like a folk-horror themed soirée or something
[Silent panels as the crow looks down at the guy's feet, off-scene].
CROW:
Oop.
[Silent pause. We se a flicker of light begin to grow at the base of the guy's feet].
CROW:
Nope
CROW:
Yeah they really are going to burn you.
GUY:
YOU WEIRD PAGAN SHITS
[Crow flies off]
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Ate too much lunch and now I’m all sleepy
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ate too much lunch and now I’m all sleepy
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