January spork
@strivingally.bsky.social
Trying to be better. Looking at how to pick apart kyriarchy. Intersectionality = win. Same handle on the Bird Hellsite (old Hellsite posts at @archivingally.bsky.social). He/him/his.
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Sweet jesus I forgot about people’s reading comprehension going down the toilet on here and dude who I have been posting in support of for months has now dragged me in front of his following and they are jumping to conclusions that are not validated.
I’m not encouraging violence against ICE.
I’m not encouraging violence against ICE.
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If you want the most bare bones primer:
Shortest possible version:
Most of the worst and loudest assholes of the last twenty years are people who came from, spent time on, or were inspired by the toxic conversations that happened on 4chan's /pol/ board.
/Pol/ was an imageboard for "politically incorrect." It wasn't just politics, but /
Most of the worst and loudest assholes of the last twenty years are people who came from, spent time on, or were inspired by the toxic conversations that happened on 4chan's /pol/ board.
/Pol/ was an imageboard for "politically incorrect." It wasn't just politics, but /
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
If you want the most bare bones primer:
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Okay, I'm trying to follow along at home.
So if i understand correctly.... the guy who launched /pol/ on 4chan - home of the QAnon and Child sex trafficking rumors - launched it around teh same time he hung out with Epstein?
Do i have that right?
So if i understand correctly.... the guy who launched /pol/ on 4chan - home of the QAnon and Child sex trafficking rumors - launched it around teh same time he hung out with Epstein?
Do i have that right?
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Okay, I'm trying to follow along at home.
So if i understand correctly.... the guy who launched /pol/ on 4chan - home of the QAnon and Child sex trafficking rumors - launched it around teh same time he hung out with Epstein?
Do i have that right?
So if i understand correctly.... the guy who launched /pol/ on 4chan - home of the QAnon and Child sex trafficking rumors - launched it around teh same time he hung out with Epstein?
Do i have that right?
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I feel like we should make all the old heads Xanax-laced tea and wrap them in ambulance blankets or something
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I feel like we should make all the old heads Xanax-laced tea and wrap them in ambulance blankets or something
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We had a really unspeakable shock hit our high school community once and they made those of us directly impacted go sit in trauma processing therapy circles and I feel like someone needs to do this for internet extremism researchers right now
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
We had a really unspeakable shock hit our high school community once and they made those of us directly impacted go sit in trauma processing therapy circles and I feel like someone needs to do this for internet extremism researchers right now
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I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
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The terrible thing about living in the UK is that the most fucked up shit happens when you’re asleep. Now I’m gonna have to explain this once Adam wakes up and they’re gonna wonder if they’re having a weird dream
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 AM
The terrible thing about living in the UK is that the most fucked up shit happens when you’re asleep. Now I’m gonna have to explain this once Adam wakes up and they’re gonna wonder if they’re having a weird dream
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"In 1990, Dustin Hoffman attempted to purchase the rights to produce a film with himself as Mario, Danny DeVito as Luigi, and Barry Levinson directing."
CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE
CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_M...
The development section on the wiki page about the Super Mario Brothers movie (1993) is amazing.
The development section on the wiki page about the Super Mario Brothers movie (1993) is amazing.
Super Mario Bros. (film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"In 1990, Dustin Hoffman attempted to purchase the rights to produce a film with himself as Mario, Danny DeVito as Luigi, and Barry Levinson directing."
CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE
CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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we're all in this together and we can't think of anyone we'd rather be in it with if we have to be in it
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 AM
we're all in this together and we can't think of anyone we'd rather be in it with if we have to be in it
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we love to have fun on line
We love our bsky friends. we're not glad to be where we are in a broad sense, but if we're gonna be here we're glad you're with us.
Wait no that's not
fuckin shit you know what we mean
We love our bsky friends. we're not glad to be where we are in a broad sense, but if we're gonna be here we're glad you're with us.
Wait no that's not
fuckin shit you know what we mean
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
we love to have fun on line
We love our bsky friends. we're not glad to be where we are in a broad sense, but if we're gonna be here we're glad you're with us.
Wait no that's not
fuckin shit you know what we mean
We love our bsky friends. we're not glad to be where we are in a broad sense, but if we're gonna be here we're glad you're with us.
Wait no that's not
fuckin shit you know what we mean
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Amazing all these rich and powerful men who knew Epstein and partied with Epstein and loved visiting Epstein's island and have been accused of sex crimes by Epstein's victims but who are all totally innocent and didn't know anything about the criminal stuff
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Amazing all these rich and powerful men who knew Epstein and partied with Epstein and loved visiting Epstein's island and have been accused of sex crimes by Epstein's victims but who are all totally innocent and didn't know anything about the criminal stuff
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Abolish ICE is the floor, not the ceiling.
You can't reform something which is completely broken and corrupt. You need to tear it down.
Democrats not on board with this aren't your allies. They will betray you and your communities in the future.
You can't reform something which is completely broken and corrupt. You need to tear it down.
Democrats not on board with this aren't your allies. They will betray you and your communities in the future.
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Abolish ICE is the floor, not the ceiling.
You can't reform something which is completely broken and corrupt. You need to tear it down.
Democrats not on board with this aren't your allies. They will betray you and your communities in the future.
You can't reform something which is completely broken and corrupt. You need to tear it down.
Democrats not on board with this aren't your allies. They will betray you and your communities in the future.
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Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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The QAnon and Pizzagate conspiracy theories on /pol/ were such strange distortions of reality because they were limited hangouts by the actual child sex traffickers trying to mislead the public and deflect blame from themselves. Just... mull that over.
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 AM
The QAnon and Pizzagate conspiracy theories on /pol/ were such strange distortions of reality because they were limited hangouts by the actual child sex traffickers trying to mislead the public and deflect blame from themselves. Just... mull that over.
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So 100% a lot of the gamergate and the alt-right nerd culture stuff was definitely planted by a lot of these conservative think tanks and lib tech industry folk to groom a whole generation to get onboard with fascism. Good to know.
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 AM
So 100% a lot of the gamergate and the alt-right nerd culture stuff was definitely planted by a lot of these conservative think tanks and lib tech industry folk to groom a whole generation to get onboard with fascism. Good to know.
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well. "literally everything that's happening right now all weaves through this one pedophile and his group of pedophile friends who run everything" sounded like an insane conspiracy theory until it was true
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
well. "literally everything that's happening right now all weaves through this one pedophile and his group of pedophile friends who run everything" sounded like an insane conspiracy theory until it was true
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Further proof that I was always right saying "containment sites" don't work. Been tired of people saying 4chan and kiwifarms need to exist as containment sites to keep those people away from the rest of the internet, not realizing that they're incubation sites, not containment.
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Further proof that I was always right saying "containment sites" don't work. Been tired of people saying 4chan and kiwifarms need to exist as containment sites to keep those people away from the rest of the internet, not realizing that they're incubation sites, not containment.
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It’s really getting to something that ties a bunch of loose threads together.
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It’s really getting to something that ties a bunch of loose threads together.
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The United States is not actually in a constitutional crisis. Our Constitution works just fine.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The United States is not actually in a constitutional crisis. Our Constitution works just fine.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
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The character of our leaders has been bought and destroyed by fascist billionaires.
The United States is not actually in a constitutional crisis. Our Constitution works just fine.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
We are in a crisis of character — where nearly every single person who has sworn an oath to uphold our Constitution and enforce the law lacks the courage, moral fiber, and decency to do what is right.
the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The character of our leaders has been bought and destroyed by fascist billionaires.
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"what radicalized you?"
nothing, bro. it's you who sees empathy as radical.
we just care about other people.
nothing, bro. it's you who sees empathy as radical.
we just care about other people.
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
"what radicalized you?"
nothing, bro. it's you who sees empathy as radical.
we just care about other people.
nothing, bro. it's you who sees empathy as radical.
we just care about other people.
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Qanon was like this story I read in Marlon Brando's autobiography. While at military school, he hated the sound of a clocktower bell, so he stole it, buried it, then acted outraged and volunteered to lead the search party to find it and the culprit. The culprit, lol, was never found.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon was like this story I read in Marlon Brando's autobiography. While at military school, he hated the sound of a clocktower bell, so he stole it, buried it, then acted outraged and volunteered to lead the search party to find it and the culprit. The culprit, lol, was never found.
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Qanon never stopped any CSAM production, never saved any kids, but did help keep a guy in power who probably raped kids with his best friend The World's Most Famous Pedophile. So, in the end, I guess the real Qanon was the friends they met along the way, on the CSAM enthusiast website.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon never stopped any CSAM production, never saved any kids, but did help keep a guy in power who probably raped kids with his best friend The World's Most Famous Pedophile. So, in the end, I guess the real Qanon was the friends they met along the way, on the CSAM enthusiast website.
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Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.