Audrey
@stoatno1.bsky.social
Lots of details to discern, lots of details.
Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩St Paul
Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩St Paul
Ad man: You finalize the toilet paper campaign for airport bathrooms? Intern: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Ad man: You finalize the toilet paper campaign for airport bathrooms? Intern: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked.
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Good morning!
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Good morning!
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Just an absolute banger of an animal family
June 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just an absolute banger of an animal family
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GOD I love a mustelid
June 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
GOD I love a mustelid
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Every chief of staff for an elected official over 75 should be arrested for elder abuse.
These ancient dementia riddled props wouldn’t be able to pretend that they were still legally competent without legions of staffers propping them up like weekend at Bernie’s.
These ancient dementia riddled props wouldn’t be able to pretend that they were still legally competent without legions of staffers propping them up like weekend at Bernie’s.
D.C. police described Eleanor Holmes Norton, 88, as having "early stages of dementia," and said Norton has a caretaker with power of attorney after she was scammed in her home by suspects who charged almost $4,400 for work they did not perform. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton scammed at home by group claiming to be cleaning crew
A police report about the crime says Norton has “early stages of dementia.” Her office said: “The medical diagnosis included in the police report was based on an assumption the reporting officer was u...
www.nbcwashington.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Every chief of staff for an elected official over 75 should be arrested for elder abuse.
These ancient dementia riddled props wouldn’t be able to pretend that they were still legally competent without legions of staffers propping them up like weekend at Bernie’s.
These ancient dementia riddled props wouldn’t be able to pretend that they were still legally competent without legions of staffers propping them up like weekend at Bernie’s.
@chrissteller.bsky.social spotting in North Loop
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
@chrissteller.bsky.social spotting in North Loop
Who the fuck keeps chanting “the people united will never be defeated”? Get the well-known expression right, or at least pronounce “united” as “you-neet-ed”! #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Who the fuck keeps chanting “the people united will never be defeated”? Get the well-known expression right, or at least pronounce “united” as “you-neet-ed”! #nokings
@chrissteller.bsky.social Steller spotting in NOLA!
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@chrissteller.bsky.social Steller spotting in NOLA!
Woooooooooooo
a cartoon drawing of a dog with the words awoooo written below it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dog with the words awoooo written below it
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Woooooooooooo
To the tune of “Harness Your Hopes”:
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
To the tune of “Harness Your Hopes”:
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Why was this in the reduced section?? It's such a great...
(squints)
.....meerkat
(squints)
.....meerkat
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why was this in the reduced section?? It's such a great...
(squints)
.....meerkat
(squints)
.....meerkat
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Just heard a screaming noise coming out of the hedgerows and saw a young Rabbit and its mum. Thought the mum was attacking the baby until I saw this Stoat peering at me. Mum must have been trying to protect it
September 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Just heard a screaming noise coming out of the hedgerows and saw a young Rabbit and its mum. Thought the mum was attacking the baby until I saw this Stoat peering at me. Mum must have been trying to protect it
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Wonderful wildlife walk this morning in Marbury. The Stoat was the highlight. Also Song & Mistle Thrushes, a posing Greenfinch, Little & Great-Crested Grebes, Teal, Great White Egret, Tufted Duck, Pinkies, Kingfisher, heard my first Siskins of the Autumn, Blackcap, Chiffchaffs, Ravens #ukbirding
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wonderful wildlife walk this morning in Marbury. The Stoat was the highlight. Also Song & Mistle Thrushes, a posing Greenfinch, Little & Great-Crested Grebes, Teal, Great White Egret, Tufted Duck, Pinkies, Kingfisher, heard my first Siskins of the Autumn, Blackcap, Chiffchaffs, Ravens #ukbirding
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Weston Moor - 7 Stonechat and a flyover Red Kite but brief views of a Stoat were more enjoyable even if the camera settings were all wrong....
Weston Big Wood/Blackrock Portishead - c30 Raven.
Weston Big Wood/Blackrock Portishead - c30 Raven.
September 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Weston Moor - 7 Stonechat and a flyover Red Kite but brief views of a Stoat were more enjoyable even if the camera settings were all wrong....
Weston Big Wood/Blackrock Portishead - c30 Raven.
Weston Big Wood/Blackrock Portishead - c30 Raven.
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[ sona ]
when I say I am a stoat I mean this
when I say I am a stoat I mean this
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[ sona ]
when I say I am a stoat I mean this
when I say I am a stoat I mean this
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STOAT
Ermine figurine, porcelain, vintage. ZIK Konakovo, USSR, 1974-1991. Author is Sh. Shukvani.
September 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
STOAT
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Stoat Fact: i found a website claiming a stoat's top speed is 20kmph. On the Beaufort scale this is equivalent to a Moderate Breeze.
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stoat Fact: i found a website claiming a stoat's top speed is 20kmph. On the Beaufort scale this is equivalent to a Moderate Breeze.
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WHAT DID THE CREATURE DO TO WARRANT THIS ATTENTION
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
WHAT DID THE CREATURE DO TO WARRANT THIS ATTENTION
Full house to hear the public health master @mtosterholm.bsky.social cover the various maladies we’re currently facing @minnpost.bsky.social Festival.
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Full house to hear the public health master @mtosterholm.bsky.social cover the various maladies we’re currently facing @minnpost.bsky.social Festival.
Hey Vikings, come and get your assuredly non-street-legal boy
September 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey Vikings, come and get your assuredly non-street-legal boy
@dhmontgomery.com out here asking the tough questions
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@dhmontgomery.com out here asking the tough questions
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People keep trying to draw this distinction and I get it in terms of culpability but the system is what the system does; a system that put people with courage and moral clarity into positions of power would be a different system than the one we have.
The individuals in power in our system *refuse* to stop him.
It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
People keep trying to draw this distinction and I get it in terms of culpability but the system is what the system does; a system that put people with courage and moral clarity into positions of power would be a different system than the one we have.
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It's not even quite "the military can do whatever" because it's more a matter of just averting their eyes from the fact that the military is doing things
It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him
I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.
September 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's not even quite "the military can do whatever" because it's more a matter of just averting their eyes from the fact that the military is doing things