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@npeg.bsky.social
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relational astrologer ✨ card slinger ✨ word nerd
traditions: hellenistic (natal, horary)
skills: natal, timing (retrospective & predictive)
offerings, testimonials, teachers & “lineages” on my site 🥰
🔗🌳: https://linktr.ee/npe_g
relational astrologer ✨ card slinger ✨ word nerd
traditions: hellenistic (natal, horary)
skills: natal, timing (retrospective & predictive)
offerings, testimonials, teachers & “lineages” on my site 🥰
🔗🌳: https://linktr.ee/npe_g
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@npeg.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Honorary Celestial Mage
hcm.squarespace.com
psssst, my books are open for natal, predictive and retrospective chart readings (and tarot too!) aaaaand i offer sliding scale and payment in installments 😈🕯️🌸🔮
hcm.squarespace.com
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The wizard sleeps well. A jackdaw calls out.
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The wizard sleeps well. A jackdaw calls out.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) a bottle of spiced rum
2) a burgundy/dark cherry-coloured clothing item [randomised]
3) a pack of Mr Kipling’s viennese whirls
3) a nail file
4) a piece of fluorite
5) a +20 damage buff when you use “karaoke dance party” 👹
1) a bottle of spiced rum
2) a burgundy/dark cherry-coloured clothing item [randomised]
3) a pack of Mr Kipling’s viennese whirls
3) a nail file
4) a piece of fluorite
5) a +20 damage buff when you use “karaoke dance party” 👹
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) a pile of books on occultism
2) an inhaler
3) a large dildo
3) cat hair, so much cat hair
4) a dozen energy drinks
5) pens with random colors of ink
1) a pile of books on occultism
2) an inhaler
3) a large dildo
3) cat hair, so much cat hair
4) a dozen energy drinks
5) pens with random colors of ink
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) A two pack of epipens
2) A handful of loose Benadryl gelcaps
3) An avalanche of glasses frames
4) Sheet Music
5) Steel Collar
1) A two pack of epipens
2) A handful of loose Benadryl gelcaps
3) An avalanche of glasses frames
4) Sheet Music
5) Steel Collar
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) a bottle of spiced rum
2) a burgundy/dark cherry-coloured clothing item [randomised]
3) a pack of Mr Kipling’s viennese whirls
3) a nail file
4) a piece of fluorite
5) a +20 damage buff when you use “karaoke dance party” 👹
1) a bottle of spiced rum
2) a burgundy/dark cherry-coloured clothing item [randomised]
3) a pack of Mr Kipling’s viennese whirls
3) a nail file
4) a piece of fluorite
5) a +20 damage buff when you use “karaoke dance party” 👹
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welcome to my hot hot takes:
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
welcome to my hot hot takes:
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
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6. advocating for mental health means even when it’s ugly and hard and not just when it’s art therapy colouring books
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
6. advocating for mental health means even when it’s ugly and hard and not just when it’s art therapy colouring books
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win
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11. everyone responds differently to everything
12. everyone’s 24 hours in a day are not the same
13. grief is never done
14. “i saw this and thought of you” is the most sincere and honest exchange
15. there’s no such thing as a waste of time
12. everyone’s 24 hours in a day are not the same
13. grief is never done
14. “i saw this and thought of you” is the most sincere and honest exchange
15. there’s no such thing as a waste of time
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
11. everyone responds differently to everything
12. everyone’s 24 hours in a day are not the same
13. grief is never done
14. “i saw this and thought of you” is the most sincere and honest exchange
15. there’s no such thing as a waste of time
12. everyone’s 24 hours in a day are not the same
13. grief is never done
14. “i saw this and thought of you” is the most sincere and honest exchange
15. there’s no such thing as a waste of time
hearing “what’re you crying for? stop crying baby” (in a nice tone, but still)
and the tiny crying voice replying “okay”
…
parenting is not for the weak
(lil miss has a plaster on and she’s worried about taking it off for the bath)
and the tiny crying voice replying “okay”
…
parenting is not for the weak
(lil miss has a plaster on and she’s worried about taking it off for the bath)
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 AM
hearing “what’re you crying for? stop crying baby” (in a nice tone, but still)
and the tiny crying voice replying “okay”
…
parenting is not for the weak
(lil miss has a plaster on and she’s worried about taking it off for the bath)
and the tiny crying voice replying “okay”
…
parenting is not for the weak
(lil miss has a plaster on and she’s worried about taking it off for the bath)
anyone else feeling like they need to lie down for a YEAR to recover from the last six weeks what the FUCK
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
anyone else feeling like they need to lie down for a YEAR to recover from the last six weeks what the FUCK
[tries to clench fist and realises her fingers feel stiff and fat]
oh shit bro i gotta hydrate and get some salts in me ✌🏻🥲
oh shit bro i gotta hydrate and get some salts in me ✌🏻🥲
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
[tries to clench fist and realises her fingers feel stiff and fat]
oh shit bro i gotta hydrate and get some salts in me ✌🏻🥲
oh shit bro i gotta hydrate and get some salts in me ✌🏻🥲
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as well as a reminder to actively do more things that are good for you, that nurture yourself and the ones around you
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
as well as a reminder to actively do more things that are good for you, that nurture yourself and the ones around you
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Do you hear the people sing?
it's really convenient that ICE is supplying smoke to make this look like an 18th century battleground
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Do you hear the people sing?
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i understand that folks might feel the need to bear witness and watch the video, and that is understandable. and, also, i recommend turning off autoplay here on bluesky so that you can choose when, how, and how often to watch it.
settings > content & media > turn off autoplay for gifs & videos
settings > content & media > turn off autoplay for gifs & videos
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i understand that folks might feel the need to bear witness and watch the video, and that is understandable. and, also, i recommend turning off autoplay here on bluesky so that you can choose when, how, and how often to watch it.
settings > content & media > turn off autoplay for gifs & videos
settings > content & media > turn off autoplay for gifs & videos
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I wrote about fixed star synastry! Check it out and let me know what you think 🌷 azuradastra.substack.com/p/stellar-sy...
Stellar synastry: on star-supported compatibility
Delving into relational dynamics with fixed stars
azuradastra.substack.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I wrote about fixed star synastry! Check it out and let me know what you think 🌷 azuradastra.substack.com/p/stellar-sy...
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DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
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venus exalts in pisces, in the sign of jupiter, because knowledge is an essential element of love. love is not supposed to be mysterious- mystery harms love by portraying love as taking on any form, including ignorance. and ignorance is not love.
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
venus exalts in pisces, in the sign of jupiter, because knowledge is an essential element of love. love is not supposed to be mysterious- mystery harms love by portraying love as taking on any form, including ignorance. and ignorance is not love.
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me at almost any expression of cold in people: “do you like ginger”
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
me at almost any expression of cold in people: “do you like ginger”
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good news I’m not a fundamentally broken woman I just needed to wash my hair
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
good news I’m not a fundamentally broken woman I just needed to wash my hair
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The little treats cannot keep pace with the horrors
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The little treats cannot keep pace with the horrors
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🚨 If you're actively applying for jobs (as I am 😭), I've got a lucky date and time to submit job applications! Hint: it's coming up NEXT WEEK! 👀 anaastro.com/blog/best-ti...
January 2026 - When to apply for your next job using Astrology — Ana Armendariz | Medieval Islamicate Astrologer
Happy New Year, friends! This month’s election takes advantage of an exalted Moon in the 11th (the house of associates /networks) and she’s supported by a Venus in her own bound. Yes, it’s another C...
anaastro.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
🚨 If you're actively applying for jobs (as I am 😭), I've got a lucky date and time to submit job applications! Hint: it's coming up NEXT WEEK! 👀 anaastro.com/blog/best-ti...
Tell your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Tell your pet’s name in a gif
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Apparently the August solar eclipse will only be visible in…Iceland and Greenland.
a close up of a squirrel looking at the camera with a blue sky in the background .
ALT: a close up of a squirrel looking at the camera with a blue sky in the background .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Apparently the August solar eclipse will only be visible in…Iceland and Greenland.
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Sometimes the most radical thing you can do is educate normal people on complex subjects in ways that are engaging and digestible.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Sometimes the most radical thing you can do is educate normal people on complex subjects in ways that are engaging and digestible.
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Heads up that I added availability on my booking calendar in Feb and March! Come chat about the stars with me if you're so inclined 💫 calendly.com/azuradastra/
Azur
Bienvenue sur mon agenda en ligne ! Welcome to my online agenda!
calendly.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Heads up that I added availability on my booking calendar in Feb and March! Come chat about the stars with me if you're so inclined 💫 calendly.com/azuradastra/
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In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
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January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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