Jenny Duceour
@jennyduceour.bsky.social
Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, media manager, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.
This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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How does this week hit dear leader? Dead on.
Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
How does this week hit dear leader? Dead on.
Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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Things I said to my son this morning:
“Oh yeah? Do you have to go to the hospital because your mommy kicked you in the butt?”
“Oh yeah? Do you have to go to the hospital because your mommy kicked you in the butt?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Things I said to my son this morning:
“Oh yeah? Do you have to go to the hospital because your mommy kicked you in the butt?”
“Oh yeah? Do you have to go to the hospital because your mommy kicked you in the butt?”
Here’s a story about a girl named, Revenge. Ever heard of her?
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SECRETS, LIES, AND BREAKDOWNS: The SCORPIO Week NO ONE Can Dodge.
HOROSCOPES for Nov 16-22, 2025
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November 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Here’s a story about a girl named, Revenge. Ever heard of her?
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The upcoming week will be filled with salacious stories and tabloid cinema. How it affects you is up to you. Read more now to see how to prepare. ⬇️
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SECRETS, LIES, AND BREAKDOWNS: The SCORPIO Week NO ONE Can Dodge.
HOROSCOPES for Nov 16-22, 2025
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November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The upcoming week will be filled with salacious stories and tabloid cinema. How it affects you is up to you. Read more now to see how to prepare. ⬇️
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Let me stop you there, Brian Schatz.
Realizing they’ve been had doesn’t mean they’re suddenly embracing liberal values, like “people should be able to exist.”
These people are pissed because Trump’s policies finally affected them directly when they expected to be special exceptions to the rules.
Realizing they’ve been had doesn’t mean they’re suddenly embracing liberal values, like “people should be able to exist.”
These people are pissed because Trump’s policies finally affected them directly when they expected to be special exceptions to the rules.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Let me stop you there, Brian Schatz.
Realizing they’ve been had doesn’t mean they’re suddenly embracing liberal values, like “people should be able to exist.”
These people are pissed because Trump’s policies finally affected them directly when they expected to be special exceptions to the rules.
Realizing they’ve been had doesn’t mean they’re suddenly embracing liberal values, like “people should be able to exist.”
These people are pissed because Trump’s policies finally affected them directly when they expected to be special exceptions to the rules.
I’m not kidding when I say I 100% missed my calling to be a lawyer. Imagine getting paid for just being the most difficult person in the room. What a joy.
Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
![A page from a deposition involving an Epstein Jane Doe and the attorneys taking it and her attorney are wildcattin’.
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professional manner, we will leave.
I will not allow her to be berated like that.
MR. GOLDBERGER: Actually, we're very happy with the answer.
MR. LEOPOLD: That's great.
MR. GOLDBERGER: Do you want us to get into that?
MR. TEIN: Ted --
MR. LEOPOLD: This is really big stuff that
you're going through, but that's fine; just ask your question and move on. But do it one time. If you don't understand it. I'll let you follow up, but. I'm not going to allow you to ask the same question the time and again and then call her a liar. Just ask the question, get the answer and move to the next subject matter.
MR. TEIN: Ted. I'm sitting right across the table from you.
MR. LEOPOLD: Yes, sir.
MR. TEIN: Please be quiet. Don't yell.
MR. LEOPOLD: I will not be quiet.
MR. TEIN: Stop yelling.
MR. LEOPOLD: Lewis, when I'm yelling you'll know it. I will not --
MR. TEIN: My name is not Lewis.
MR. LEOPOLD: I thought your first name was
Lewis, Mr. Tein.
MR. TEIN: You watched me for three days at
the evidentiary hearing where you sat in the back of the courtroom. You should know who I am.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/bafkreifmrp3bciscwsjcjygc3plu4xaz2c2e4oouvwgutytqvgtazcid54@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m not kidding when I say I 100% missed my calling to be a lawyer. Imagine getting paid for just being the most difficult person in the room. What a joy.
Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
You guys… it’s happening.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You guys… it’s happening.
The internet remains undefeated.
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The internet remains undefeated.
Something I haven't seen discussed about the 20,000 documents released by House Oversight and the Epstein Estate this week is the transcripts of victim interviews.
What these girls had to go through is regrettably relatable and deplorable. They were taken advantage of and made to feel powerless.
What these girls had to go through is regrettably relatable and deplorable. They were taken advantage of and made to feel powerless.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Something I haven't seen discussed about the 20,000 documents released by House Oversight and the Epstein Estate this week is the transcripts of victim interviews.
What these girls had to go through is regrettably relatable and deplorable. They were taken advantage of and made to feel powerless.
What these girls had to go through is regrettably relatable and deplorable. They were taken advantage of and made to feel powerless.
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"When I launched the campaign, I said that phrases like ‘sex scandal’ and ‘child porn’ conceal the six crimes typically hidden underneath: rape, torture, murder, abduction, trafficking, and blackmail." #opdeatheaters #3E #Epstein #Maxwell
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"When I launched the campaign, I said that phrases like ‘sex scandal’ and ‘child porn’ conceal the six crimes typically hidden underneath: rape, torture, murder, abduction, trafficking, and blackmail." #opdeatheaters #3E #Epstein #Maxwell
You know how weird cultists will buy highway billboards and be like “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU DONT GO TO HELL” I’m gonna do that but it’s generic ads for therapy. “Considering mass murder? Try talking instead.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You know how weird cultists will buy highway billboards and be like “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU DONT GO TO HELL” I’m gonna do that but it’s generic ads for therapy. “Considering mass murder? Try talking instead.”
I’m sure he’s handling this about as well as a sports fan base on Twitter when their team loses.
It’s been 28 hours since Trump’s last post on Truth Social. I don’t know if this is a record for a weekday in 2025, but I would guess it is.
There’s usually at least some filler content that’s random bullshit he clearly didn’t write, like links to articles about what a great job he’s doing.
There’s usually at least some filler content that’s random bullshit he clearly didn’t write, like links to articles about what a great job he’s doing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m sure he’s handling this about as well as a sports fan base on Twitter when their team loses.
This is from an article published by WaPo the day after Epstein was found dead in his jail cell.
If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
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If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is from an article published by WaPo the day after Epstein was found dead in his jail cell.
If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
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Virginia Giuffre on what she came forward:
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Virginia Giuffre on what she came forward:
A man who owned a modeling agency sued Jeffrey Epstein for $15,000, citing emotional distress caused by Epstein's illegal conduct with underage girls.
A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.
You can't make this shit up.
A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.
You can't make this shit up.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A man who owned a modeling agency sued Jeffrey Epstein for $15,000, citing emotional distress caused by Epstein's illegal conduct with underage girls.
A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.
You can't make this shit up.
A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.
You can't make this shit up.
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Update about the Epstein emails that were released today.
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Epstein Emails Update
What the 2011 timestamp reveals.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Update about the Epstein emails that were released today.
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The 218th Signature: An explanation of events that are triggered when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
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The 218th Signature
An explanation of events that are triggers when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The 218th Signature: An explanation of events that are triggered when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
Update about the Epstein emails that were released today.
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
Epstein Emails Update
What the 2011 timestamp reveals.
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Update about the Epstein emails that were released today.
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
The 218th Signature: An explanation of events that are triggered when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
The 218th Signature
An explanation of events that are triggers when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The 218th Signature: An explanation of events that are triggered when Adelita Grijalva is finally seated.
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
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It’s 6pm going on three HUNDRED o’clock.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s 6pm going on three HUNDRED o’clock.
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Ok. So yesterday I was talking to a former Democrat turned kool-aid drinker who wanted to debate me at the polls while his poor wife was shivering and waiting for him to shut up. He cited “corruption” as the reason he changed parties and refused to believe there was any common ground between us. 1/
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ok. So yesterday I was talking to a former Democrat turned kool-aid drinker who wanted to debate me at the polls while his poor wife was shivering and waiting for him to shut up. He cited “corruption” as the reason he changed parties and refused to believe there was any common ground between us. 1/
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I want to roll with this but Trump has Russian backing now. He could actually be mentally unwell enough to continue on the path he’s on because of drugs he’s used in the past.
Just like Hitler’s amphetamine and cocaine use.
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Just like Hitler’s amphetamine and cocaine use.
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February 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want to roll with this but Trump has Russian backing now. He could actually be mentally unwell enough to continue on the path he’s on because of drugs he’s used in the past.
Just like Hitler’s amphetamine and cocaine use.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Just like Hitler’s amphetamine and cocaine use.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
This was good advice. I should have taken it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This was good advice. I should have taken it.