Jenny Duceour
@jennyduceour.bsky.social
Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, media manager, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.
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I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.
This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING
HOROSCOPES FOR DEC 1-7, 2025
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November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Team Pitt Holiday Day Playlist
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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Paid Subscriber AMA
Answering Questions about Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi
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November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.
Last night, I wrote MTG could abandon the Republican Party altogether. This morning @meidastouch.com says Dems could flip the House before the midterms.
Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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MTG Announces Resignation
L-O-fkg-L
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November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Last night, I wrote MTG could abandon the Republican Party altogether. This morning @meidastouch.com says Dems could flip the House before the midterms.
Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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It’s wild that people from MAGA voters to MTG, to FOX News hosts have watched Trump fuck over person after person and none of them thought, “Hey, that could be me.”
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It’s wild that people from MAGA voters to MTG, to FOX News hosts have watched Trump fuck over person after person and none of them thought, “Hey, that could be me.”
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social shows if you stand on principle from a deep place, the world including Trump will move to you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social shows if you stand on principle from a deep place, the world including Trump will move to you.
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...
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A wild moment
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A wild moment
This man is so smooth.
Reporter to Mamdani (mocking): "Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?"
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This man is so smooth.
“Mr. Mamdani, how do you respond to the fact that President Trump’s natal 10th House is currently hosting a very unruly Uranus Retrograde and this moment is triggering perceptions of upheaval in his public office?”
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Mr. Mamdani, how do you respond to the fact that President Trump’s natal 10th House is currently hosting a very unruly Uranus Retrograde and this moment is triggering perceptions of upheaval in his public office?”
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
Argumentum ad ignorantiam. This is a rhetorical device, not scientific justification.
I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄
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I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄
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November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Argumentum ad ignorantiam. This is a rhetorical device, not scientific justification.
I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
Jupiter has finally moved off the 25th Degree of Cancer, but not before revealing Trump’s motivations dating back to 2015. Read the cautionary tale now. ⬇️
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November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jupiter has finally moved off the 25th Degree of Cancer, but not before revealing Trump’s motivations dating back to 2015. Read the cautionary tale now. ⬇️
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Donald Trump has always been the easiest person in history to manipulate. Europe wasn’t corrupt enough to kowtow to him, but guess who is?
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The 25th Degree
How Astrological Degree Theory Tells The Cautionary Tale of Donald Trump
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November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Donald Trump has always been the easiest person in history to manipulate. Europe wasn’t corrupt enough to kowtow to him, but guess who is?
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/the-25th-d...
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Trump is flying B52 bombers to Venezuela to distract from the Epstein Files.
We’ve heard Congress remind our military of their oath and not to follow unlawful orders.
Today is the day we find out how far will he go.
We’ve heard Congress remind our military of their oath and not to follow unlawful orders.
Today is the day we find out how far will he go.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trump is flying B52 bombers to Venezuela to distract from the Epstein Files.
We’ve heard Congress remind our military of their oath and not to follow unlawful orders.
Today is the day we find out how far will he go.
We’ve heard Congress remind our military of their oath and not to follow unlawful orders.
Today is the day we find out how far will he go.
Donald Trump has always been the easiest person in history to manipulate. Europe wasn’t corrupt enough to kowtow to him, but guess who is?
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/the-25th-d...
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/the-25th-d...
The 25th Degree
How Astrological Degree Theory Tells The Cautionary Tale of Donald Trump
jennydeeastrology.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Donald Trump has always been the easiest person in history to manipulate. Europe wasn’t corrupt enough to kowtow to him, but guess who is?
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/the-25th-d...
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/the-25th-d...
I don’t think what we’re seeing here is dementia. I think we’re witnessing the most public narcissistic collapse of all time.
What does a con artist do when he runs out of cons? He cons himself.
What does a con artist do when he runs out of cons? He cons himself.
Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I don’t think what we’re seeing here is dementia. I think we’re witnessing the most public narcissistic collapse of all time.
What does a con artist do when he runs out of cons? He cons himself.
What does a con artist do when he runs out of cons? He cons himself.
I got some W I L D ideas about what’s gonna happen over the next 24 hours.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got some W I L D ideas about what’s gonna happen over the next 24 hours.
New on the Stack: The Astrology Behind Schumer’s Sneak Attack
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The Astrology Behind Schumer’s Sneak Attack
How HR 4405 turned into a political plot twist no one saw coming.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
New on the Stack: The Astrology Behind Schumer’s Sneak Attack
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