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Jenny Duceour
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Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, media manager, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Argumentum ad ignorantiam. This is a rhetorical device, not scientific justification.

I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jupiter has finally moved off the 25th Degree of Cancer, but not before revealing Trump’s motivations dating back to 2015. Read the cautionary tale now. ⬇️
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November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hump Day in Trump World isn’t what it used to be, and it’s just going to get worse from here.

Read more on the Stack now ⬇️
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November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This year’s Mercury Retrogrades and cazimis have been incredibly significant to the Epstein Files and Donald Trump’s timeline.

See how this story has been told since the beginning of February, I’ve been connecting the dots since then.

Read more here ⬇️
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November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
MAGA is falling apart while Donald Trump keeps running and hiding. Read how Marjorie Taylor Green will take over the party from here. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/5-reasons-...
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How does this week hit dear leader? Dead on.

Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Part 2: I’m fkg losing my mind 💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🌹🥀🥀🥀
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m not kidding when I say I 100% missed my calling to be a lawyer. Imagine getting paid for just being the most difficult person in the room. What a joy.

Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You guys… it’s happening.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is from an article published by WaPo the day after Epstein was found dead in his jail cell.

If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Virginia Giuffre on what she came forward:
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A man who owned a modeling agency sued Jeffrey Epstein for $15,000, citing emotional distress caused by Epstein's illegal conduct with underage girls.

A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.

You can't make this shit up.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You do not have to tell me twice, Co-Star.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I have no idea what’s going to happen when polls open in 3 hours, and since I don’t live in NYC, I probably shouldn’t be really emotionally invested in it — but I gotta say, I hate how this looks, and I hope I’m wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The Penguins face a tough customer in the Winnipeg Jets this afternoon. It’s a high stakes games against a good team.

Pens go down 2 early in the first period but rally back with smart special teams play in the second. Don’t be afraid to look for a Penguins SHG.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's another back-and-forth duel in Philly tonight as the Penguins meet the Flyers for the first time this season.

The Moon-Mercury sextile suggests the Pens get a hot start, but are contained as the Flyers outwork them.

They might steal a point, but I don't like it for PIT.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cult of personality

I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality

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October 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Forecast calls for a Barn Burner. #SNFonNBC is fast, flashy, and full of fireworks. Expect plenty of scores by air and some big gains from receivers.

Momentum swings more than once, but when the dust settles, the Steelers are the ones celebrating.

Possible OT. #HereWeGo
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Post a b&w
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Penguins are 6-2, and with that, there’s been talk of American Thanksgiving being an early indicator of playoff contention.

I’m hip-deep in researching what that means for the Penguins, so keep an eye out for that article coming soon!
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have an event in Murrysville tonight, 6-9pm at Brushes and Beans Cafe.

I’m reading cards, casting charts, throwing dice, and being generally awesome. Come see me!
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Pittsburgh, FYI:
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The destruction of the White House at the same time that French Crown Jewels were stolen from the Louvre is fascinating me.

Both stories are historically and culturally significant. Both countries have astro-historical ties to the current transits and involve displays of wealth.
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM