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Audrey
@stoatno1.bsky.social
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Lots of details to discern, lots of details.

Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩St Paul
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Ad man: You finalize the toilet paper campaign for airport bathrooms? Intern: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Full bathroom stall ad for colored toilet paper brand Renova describes the product as “THE SEXIEST PAPER ON EARTH.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Classic Tweet: Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out. 10:37 AM - 11 Jul 2017
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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RESPECT
MY
DEWORMING AUTHORITY
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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@chrissteller.bsky.social spotting in North Loop
Hot dog in bun putting ketchup upon itself
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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@chrissteller.bsky.social Steller spotting in NOLA!
Bottles of wine and liquor on shelves behind a bar, including some from the Steller winery
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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One of the things I found frustrating is the staff directly responding to messages seemed not to have access to the train cameras, based on their responses.
To: Metro Transit Emergency Smoking in the back of westbound Green Line car 235A Thank you for contacting Metro Transit. We will respond momentarily. If this is an emergency, please call 911 if able. Can you describe them in terms of gender, race, age and the colors of their clothes? -Ryan Not sure who. You're the ones with cameras! I will alert our dispatch team to check the cameras. Could you also describe the situation from your perspective? | am updating officers. -Ryan Again, not sure. Maybe folks at the back of the car? A lot of people got off at Snelling, including me! Okay thanks for the heads up. Police dispatch has been informed. -Ryan To: Metro Transit Emergency I am wondering why you don't have direct access to the train cameras Thank you for contacting Metro Transit. We will respond momentarily. If this is an emergency, please call 911 if able. I will alert our dispatch team to check the cameras. However it is often difficult to discern exactly what is happening or who exactly is involved so your descriptions are critical. Thanks for your assistance. -Annie I understand. I just think it makes sense for you to be able to look at the cameras in a car when you are responding to these messages on the emergency line!
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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This low number may also be due to the number of people like me who pretty much gave up using the text line after it delivered few results. Here’s all my messages from a three-month period in 2021.
October 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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To the tune of “Harness Your Hopes”:
Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus, with speech balloon, as if singing the quote-skeet below.
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Full house to hear the public health master @mtosterholm.bsky.social cover the various maladies we’re currently facing @minnpost.bsky.social Festival.
A full room in audience to hear a speaker. The text on the screen reads: MINNPOST FESTIVAL The Next One Could Be Worse: One-on-One with Dr. Mike Osterholm Moderator: Shadi Bushra An easel in front of a conference room reads: MINNPOST FESTIVAL Session Schedule REC ROOM 1:25-2:05 p.m. Breakout Session The Next One Could Be Worse: One-on-One with Dr. Michael Osterholm 2:20-3 p.m. Breakout Session Minnesota Legislative Exchange: A Conversation with Rep. Dave Baker and Rep. Mary Frances Clardy 3:15-4 p.m. Breakout Session Cityscape LIVE: A Chat with Bill Lindeke
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Hey Vikings, come and get your assuredly non-street-legal boy
A doorless golf cart (?) adorned with American flags and Vikings gear driven by a smoking shirtless tanned middle-aged man, at the corner of Snelling and Randolph.
September 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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@dhmontgomery.com out here asking the tough questions
Screenshot of YouGov Daily Questions polling: Live results are not representative of the general population. Question 3/3 If the Rapture were to occur tonight, do you think you would be more likely to ascend to heaven or to be left behind? Ascend to heaven 45% Be left behind 25% Not sure 31%
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Also included this banger of a question:
Do you identify as a Democratic Socialist? Yes, strongly Yes, somewhat No
August 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Anyone else get push-polling for the upcoming St Paul mayoral election? Seems to be coming from the Her camp. Lots of drilling down about second choice.
Online survey question: Please read the following statement that could be used to describe one of the candidates for mayor. Please indicate whether this statement raises very serious doubts, serious doubts, minor doubts or no real doubts in your own mind about supporting Melvin Carter for mayor. While Mayor Carter focuses on expensive initiatives like medical debt forgiveness, businesses and residents are fleeing downtown due to crime, residents struggle with rising property taxes and a housing shortage, and we cannot even get our streetlights repaired, potholes filled, or garbage picked up. Very Serious Doubts Serious Doubts Minor Doubts No Real Doubts
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The Life of a Showgirl
Taylor Swift, cosplaying a showgirl, for her forthcoming Album, The Life of a Showgirl.
August 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Loon Car spotting at the Midway Cub
Clouds over the soon-closing Cub on University, American flag flying. In the foreground a white vehicle with custom paintjob of a loon (the bird) and words: Noo'ol - The Three-Eyed Loon from Another Moon! The backend of the same car, license plate LOOON, utterly covered in loon-related stickers, including: I’d rather be BIRDING READ LIVE, LAUGH, LOON SHOW YOUR LOOON LOOOVE! BEEP OR FLASH LIGHTS 3 TIMES Have a loontastic day! NOODLE SAYS Be safe, be well, be kind, and make good choices! The car implores you: Learn more about me! Share your thoughts! looon.carrd.co
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A stoat on its hind legs, eyes narrowed.
August 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Literally
OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD Grandpa Simpson headline meme
August 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Interesting that Becka is against deepfakes, when her TikTok profile pic is a catfish.
Becka Thompson @beckathompson31 424 Following 6,360 Followers 90.2K Likes
July 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Can confirm!
A cardboard produce box emblazoned with: FLAMM Orchards SOUTHERN ILLINOIS PEACHES FAMILY OWNED, LOCALLY GROWN A black cat is next to the box, which is on the floor.
July 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Goose chase meme asking Fetterman the important questions: Who's not a Democrat? Who's TECHNICALLY not a REAL Democrat?
July 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Had to send Amy ANOTHER fax via @resist.bot today!
To: Sen. Klobuchar JUL 11 2025 2:46PM Senator, once again I must inquire as to what you are thinking and doing. In terms of optics, why are you meeting and in a photo with Netanyahu? I understand you "support Israel," but the man is currently carrying out a genocide in plain view of the global community. If you intend to keep your job (or vie for an even higher office), you need to think about how this is going to look, even a year from now! History will not treat American politicians cozying up to a genocidaire kindly. Stop participating in photo ops with war criminals and focus on loudly decrying and actively working against fascism and authoritarians in our own country! Audrey VERIFIED VOTER in RAMSEY COUNTY, MINN. TEXT RESIST TO 50409 TO WRITE YOUR OWN
July 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I had the same thought too!
An orange and white kitten is raised out of a window like Simba in The Lion King
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The power of @wedge.live compels you to yield to the cat tour hordes crossing the street.
Wedge Live cat beshirted tour lead makes the cars stop Wedge Live cat beshirted tour lead makes the cars stop, another view
June 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Not the Jake Johnson I want to get a random text from
Text message with image of a man that is decidedly not actor Jake Johnson: Hi Audrey - this is Jake Johnson, I'm a high school math teacher, union organizer, and a father of four, and I'm… Response to text: Stop
June 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Modified @DannyDeVito: Chuck Schumer retire bitch (12:40 AM • Mar 3, 2013)
June 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM