Stikkeman
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How many times do you reckon Andrew's shouted "oh you're fucking loving this, aren't you?" at Charlie Boy lately?
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How many times do you reckon Andrew's shouted "oh you're fucking loving this, aren't you?" at Charlie Boy lately?
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So not a leftist then? Huh. Who'd have thunk it?
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So not a leftist then? Huh. Who'd have thunk it?
That's it I'm voting for HypnoTits (and if the Greens don't bring a sticker out with that as their slogan then more fool them)
September 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That's it I'm voting for HypnoTits (and if the Greens don't bring a sticker out with that as their slogan then more fool them)
I mean that head to arm ratio is so off, unbelievable that anyone could try to make me believe this is a real person
September 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I mean that head to arm ratio is so off, unbelievable that anyone could try to make me believe this is a real person
I see one post and think, yup he's definitely dead.
Then I see the next one and think, don't be stupid, of course he's not dead.
I wasn't built for this. When I was little I used to think Lisa Stansfield and D.I. Burnside were the same person. I need to be told what's happened, not decipher
Then I see the next one and think, don't be stupid, of course he's not dead.
I wasn't built for this. When I was little I used to think Lisa Stansfield and D.I. Burnside were the same person. I need to be told what's happened, not decipher
September 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I see one post and think, yup he's definitely dead.
Then I see the next one and think, don't be stupid, of course he's not dead.
I wasn't built for this. When I was little I used to think Lisa Stansfield and D.I. Burnside were the same person. I need to be told what's happened, not decipher
Then I see the next one and think, don't be stupid, of course he's not dead.
I wasn't built for this. When I was little I used to think Lisa Stansfield and D.I. Burnside were the same person. I need to be told what's happened, not decipher
Watched Titanic again last night - it's so objectively crap. Clunky. Cardboardy. Yet it always makes me cry, and it's just so lacking in irony it hurts.
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Watched Titanic again last night - it's so objectively crap. Clunky. Cardboardy. Yet it always makes me cry, and it's just so lacking in irony it hurts.
Getting an age verification check so I can try and look at a page about tai chi, wtf.
Yes, we must save those kids from the terrors of *checks notes* gentle, low-impact movement practices
Yes, we must save those kids from the terrors of *checks notes* gentle, low-impact movement practices
August 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Getting an age verification check so I can try and look at a page about tai chi, wtf.
Yes, we must save those kids from the terrors of *checks notes* gentle, low-impact movement practices
Yes, we must save those kids from the terrors of *checks notes* gentle, low-impact movement practices
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Dude bros who are convinced they're having meaningful conversations with AI are basically a version of crystal girlies. Convince me otherwise....
The loneliness to psychosis pipeline is going to be overwhelmingly flooded
August 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Dude bros who are convinced they're having meaningful conversations with AI are basically a version of crystal girlies. Convince me otherwise....
Very judgey olive in me dinner tbh
August 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Very judgey olive in me dinner tbh
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It's fucking Poldark ffs, clearly
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's fucking Poldark ffs, clearly
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Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the files here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BIRTHDAY CARD! This is the bloke who got me on the card people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Wishing a birthday? A succulent birthday greeting?
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the files here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BIRTHDAY CARD! This is the bloke who got me on the card people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Wishing a birthday? A succulent birthday greeting?
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“As part of the focus on body positivity in the 2010s, it became unfashionable to talk about skinniness as a goal, so it just got rebranded as wellness, health or self-care, though the pressures to conform remained the same.”
The Unrepentant Return of Christian Diet Culture
The Unrepentant Return of Christian Diet Culture
Opinion | The Unrepentant Return of Christian Diet Culture
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“As part of the focus on body positivity in the 2010s, it became unfashionable to talk about skinniness as a goal, so it just got rebranded as wellness, health or self-care, though the pressures to conform remained the same.”
The Unrepentant Return of Christian Diet Culture
The Unrepentant Return of Christian Diet Culture
Just watched Kae Tempest on the iplayer - just beautiful.
How anyone can say the ability to transition – medically, socially, culturally – is anything other than an unalloyed good is beyond me. There's a man who is so much more comfortable in their own skin, and a visibly better artist as a result.
How anyone can say the ability to transition – medically, socially, culturally – is anything other than an unalloyed good is beyond me. There's a man who is so much more comfortable in their own skin, and a visibly better artist as a result.
June 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just watched Kae Tempest on the iplayer - just beautiful.
How anyone can say the ability to transition – medically, socially, culturally – is anything other than an unalloyed good is beyond me. There's a man who is so much more comfortable in their own skin, and a visibly better artist as a result.
How anyone can say the ability to transition – medically, socially, culturally – is anything other than an unalloyed good is beyond me. There's a man who is so much more comfortable in their own skin, and a visibly better artist as a result.
Today's enemies:
Ticketmaster
Apps (nearly all of them)
Ai (daily)
Windows 11 (repeat as needed throughout the day)
There's a theme forming. Never in my life have I known such general animosity to tech. Do they understand the discontent brewing?
Ticketmaster
Apps (nearly all of them)
Ai (daily)
Windows 11 (repeat as needed throughout the day)
There's a theme forming. Never in my life have I known such general animosity to tech. Do they understand the discontent brewing?
I nurture my spirituality by devoting the first 15 minutes of each day to silent contemplation of my enemies list.
June 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Today's enemies:
Ticketmaster
Apps (nearly all of them)
Ai (daily)
Windows 11 (repeat as needed throughout the day)
There's a theme forming. Never in my life have I known such general animosity to tech. Do they understand the discontent brewing?
Ticketmaster
Apps (nearly all of them)
Ai (daily)
Windows 11 (repeat as needed throughout the day)
There's a theme forming. Never in my life have I known such general animosity to tech. Do they understand the discontent brewing?
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We're gonna need a bigger Hague.
June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We're gonna need a bigger Hague.
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
I tried chatGPT for the first time today, as I was told it was good at translation. It was just wrong, but sounded so authoritative I nearly believed I was wrong. Gaslighting little shit. Experiment over, never again.
May 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I tried chatGPT for the first time today, as I was told it was good at translation. It was just wrong, but sounded so authoritative I nearly believed I was wrong. Gaslighting little shit. Experiment over, never again.
My wife has signed up for the RNLI Mayday Mile - raising money for the lifeboat service's busiest season by running or walking at least a mile a day. She's on track to cover 150-miles, but is Chronically Offline, so I'm sharing if anyone could sponsor her - fundraise.rnli.org/s/17537/1859...
Support the RNLI Mayday Mile
I’m taking on the Mayday Mile to support RNLI lifesavers during their busiest time of year. Will you help me fundraise and make a lifesaving difference?
fundraise.rnli.org
May 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My wife has signed up for the RNLI Mayday Mile - raising money for the lifeboat service's busiest season by running or walking at least a mile a day. She's on track to cover 150-miles, but is Chronically Offline, so I'm sharing if anyone could sponsor her - fundraise.rnli.org/s/17537/1859...
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Maybe the real island was the strangers we met along the way?
May 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Maybe the real island was the strangers we met along the way?
With that majority he could have done anything. Proportional representation. Universal Basic Income. Art for everyone.
Instead we get this, pandering to the worst ideas of what they think the working classes want. Get fucked, Starmer.
Instead we get this, pandering to the worst ideas of what they think the working classes want. Get fucked, Starmer.
May 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
With that majority he could have done anything. Proportional representation. Universal Basic Income. Art for everyone.
Instead we get this, pandering to the worst ideas of what they think the working classes want. Get fucked, Starmer.
Instead we get this, pandering to the worst ideas of what they think the working classes want. Get fucked, Starmer.
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When walking a tightrope, make sure the people at either end hate you.
May 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When walking a tightrope, make sure the people at either end hate you.