Stephanie Allen
@stephallen.bsky.social
YA & NA fantasy writer, educator, collector of houseplants and lipstick. Former elementary school teacher and middle school library assistant, current paraeducator. Probably trying to find coffee right now. She/her.
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✨I'm a YA & NA fantasy writer. My current WIP is full of demons and pretty dresses, and everyone is anxious and queer.
✨I, too, am queer and full of anxiety (and caffeine, usually).
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✨I'm a YA & NA fantasy writer. My current WIP is full of demons and pretty dresses, and everyone is anxious and queer.
✨I, too, am queer and full of anxiety (and caffeine, usually).
#WritingCommunity
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This is your regular reminder that the idea that Christianity is a thing uniform beliefs that everyone within “Western Civilization” believed and agreed on is a fiction that just ignores centuries of Christians killing each other and fighting literal wars over their different beliefs.
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
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February 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Henry VIII has entered the chat.
I was trying to explain various sports to my kids (skeleton, luge, curling) and they didn't believe me until I showed them.
Also, what is the most unhinged Winter Olympics sport, and why is it skeleton?
Also, what is the most unhinged Winter Olympics sport, and why is it skeleton?
2/3 of Winter Olympic sports sound like something i made up after four glasses of wine
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I was trying to explain various sports to my kids (skeleton, luge, curling) and they didn't believe me until I showed them.
Also, what is the most unhinged Winter Olympics sport, and why is it skeleton?
Also, what is the most unhinged Winter Olympics sport, and why is it skeleton?
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[flirting]
*you're
*you're
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
[flirting]
*you're
*you're
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What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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Incredible things are happening on BlueSky tonight
I’m down a rabbit hole on the swarovski website now please send help
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Incredible things are happening on BlueSky tonight
It's the Sims 4, and it's waaaaay more than 500 hours.
Like, that's rookie hours.
Like, that's rookie hours.
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It's the Sims 4, and it's waaaaay more than 500 hours.
Like, that's rookie hours.
Like, that's rookie hours.
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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
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Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
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gold medal skippity paps
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
gold medal skippity paps
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10/10 do not recommend
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
10/10 do not recommend
I'm supporting in a health class again this semester and it's going to be uncomfortable to count how many of the teacher's slides need to be revised.
For example, yesterday the class talked briefly about environmental factors impacting health...
For example, yesterday the class talked briefly about environmental factors impacting health...
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm supporting in a health class again this semester and it's going to be uncomfortable to count how many of the teacher's slides need to be revised.
For example, yesterday the class talked briefly about environmental factors impacting health...
For example, yesterday the class talked briefly about environmental factors impacting health...
I’m watching the men’s short program and did…someone just skate to…Minions…
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I’m watching the men’s short program and did…someone just skate to…Minions…
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
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I do want to remind folks today that I would guess at least half of the horrors people are posting about in the SAVE Act?
Already law in the much of south. They know it works because they did it to Black communities & everyone shrugged and made jokes about how we voted for every natural disaster.
Already law in the much of south. They know it works because they did it to Black communities & everyone shrugged and made jokes about how we voted for every natural disaster.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I do want to remind folks today that I would guess at least half of the horrors people are posting about in the SAVE Act?
Already law in the much of south. They know it works because they did it to Black communities & everyone shrugged and made jokes about how we voted for every natural disaster.
Already law in the much of south. They know it works because they did it to Black communities & everyone shrugged and made jokes about how we voted for every natural disaster.
I’m watching ice dancing. The rhythm dance is 90s themed. Everything has been over the top and I’m LIVING FOR IT.
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m watching ice dancing. The rhythm dance is 90s themed. Everything has been over the top and I’m LIVING FOR IT.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
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From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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the world is healing
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the world is healing
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
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King George, 1782:
Sorry, I'm not watching, but I just checked the score and need to ask if all of the Patriots died
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
King George, 1782:
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LOLOLOL
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
LOLOLOL
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Elmo is a comrade
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Elmo is a comrade