Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
I work for Penguin Random House. I put the books you love into the libraries you should visit more. Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.
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Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
· Dec 26
It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
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Just left the theater after seeing Marty Supreme and the guy in front of me who spent the entire time scrolling instagram at full brightness gave the movie five stars on Letterboxd. Everything is a lie.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just left the theater after seeing Marty Supreme and the guy in front of me who spent the entire time scrolling instagram at full brightness gave the movie five stars on Letterboxd. Everything is a lie.
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
This truck is doing the most insane amount of compensating I’ve ever seen in my life
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This truck is doing the most insane amount of compensating I’ve ever seen in my life
Super normal stuff to say out loud, man. Nobody is gonna think this is weird or creepy at all.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Super normal stuff to say out loud, man. Nobody is gonna think this is weird or creepy at all.
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky
My god, Rob Reiner. What an unbelievable tragedy. It is increasingly so hard to see the good in this dark world.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My god, Rob Reiner. What an unbelievable tragedy. It is increasingly so hard to see the good in this dark world.
This series is my favorite read of the last year. I am OBSESSED and anyone who goes "well, I don't think that's for me", WRONG. It's about resistance, found family, and a talking cat named Princess Donut that you would take a bullet for.
Matt Dinniman released “Dungeon Crawler Carl,” his book series about an Everyman who survives an alien invasion only to find he’s become a contestant on the deadly set of the galaxy’s most popular reality TV show, for free. Readers ate up the goofy humor, now to the tune of 6 million books sold.
How Matt Dinniman’s ‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ Became a Blockbuster
Matt Dinniman introduced his series about an alien reality TV show free on the web. But readers ate up the goofy humor, now to the tune of 6 million books sold.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This series is my favorite read of the last year. I am OBSESSED and anyone who goes "well, I don't think that's for me", WRONG. It's about resistance, found family, and a talking cat named Princess Donut that you would take a bullet for.
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Time Magazine: The Person of the Year is The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Time Magazine: The Person of the Year is The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Time Magazine: The Person of the Year is The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Time Magazine: The Person of the Year is The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
On top of the joke that these nerds should in any way be celebrated as people of the year and that they emulate the real people who did work in the original photo, it's really amazing how incredibly shitty the the actual image is.
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
On top of the joke that these nerds should in any way be celebrated as people of the year and that they emulate the real people who did work in the original photo, it's really amazing how incredibly shitty the the actual image is.
When a celebrity writes an apology on the notes app
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When a celebrity writes an apology on the notes app
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
Need help with some gift book recommendations this year? The #PenguinHotline is here! Get free, custom book recommendations from our employee volunteers now through 12/10 at penguinhotline.com! Check it out now, you might even get a response from ME! Seriously, I love doing this. Go check it out!
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Need help with some gift book recommendations this year? The #PenguinHotline is here! Get free, custom book recommendations from our employee volunteers now through 12/10 at penguinhotline.com! Check it out now, you might even get a response from ME! Seriously, I love doing this. Go check it out!
This will live in my head forever
It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This will live in my head forever
Need help with some gift book recommendations this year? The #PenguinHotline is here! Get free, custom book recommendations from our employee volunteers now through 12/10 at penguinhotline.com! Check it out now, you might even get a response from ME! Seriously, I love doing this. Go check it out!
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Need help with some gift book recommendations this year? The #PenguinHotline is here! Get free, custom book recommendations from our employee volunteers now through 12/10 at penguinhotline.com! Check it out now, you might even get a response from ME! Seriously, I love doing this. Go check it out!
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
Every day I am absolutely shocked that people I know continue to post on there and refuse to leave. There's just no good reason.
It has now been a year since I stopped posting on X. For @spitfirenews.com, I wrote about watching the platform I loved become a conduit for the worst extremism I've ever witnessed. I don't regret leaving. In fact, I wish I'd left even earlier.
spitfirenews.com/p/x-bluesky-...
spitfirenews.com/p/x-bluesky-...
I'm glad I stopped posting on X
A year ago, I abandoned my account. It was the right thing to do.
spitfirenews.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Every day I am absolutely shocked that people I know continue to post on there and refuse to leave. There's just no good reason.
The past two years someone has sent us these terrible Santa Clauses with mysterious notes. We still have absolutely no idea who did it and are bracing ourselves for a third terrifying Santa.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The past two years someone has sent us these terrible Santa Clauses with mysterious notes. We still have absolutely no idea who did it and are bracing ourselves for a third terrifying Santa.
Reposted by Drew Schnoebelen
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
Me rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Me rolling up to Thanksgiving
This year, like every year, I will be making 2 Chainz’s famous garlic mashed potatoes. No joke, best I’ve ever had.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This year, like every year, I will be making 2 Chainz’s famous garlic mashed potatoes. No joke, best I’ve ever had.
AO3 content gonna be fuckin’ WILD after this White House visit.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AO3 content gonna be fuckin’ WILD after this White House visit.