Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
I work with books! It's neat! Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.
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Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
· Dec 26
It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
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I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
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Oh, man. He was so young, what a heartbreaker. His "Don't trust the B in apt 23" performance still rattles around in my head.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Oh, man. He was so young, what a heartbreaker. His "Don't trust the B in apt 23" performance still rattles around in my head.
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
Read that again: The lawyer commends the officer for violently throwing a teen girl, who had just watched her mother stolen by ICE, to the ground and arresting her. What a system.
Gagne says McGuirk shouldn't be criticized for "hustling." He commends her for hustling toward the teen girl before arresting her.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Read that again: The lawyer commends the officer for violently throwing a teen girl, who had just watched her mother stolen by ICE, to the ground and arresting her. What a system.
WILD choice to use the president as your example
He says the president isn't above the law (lmao!) and neither are city councilors.
He's saying that nowadays public officials say things aren't true.
He's saying that nowadays public officials say things aren't true.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
WILD choice to use the president as your example
The police didn't think it was possible to get a translator but the community made it happen almost immediately. What does this say about the WPD in that moment?
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The police didn't think it was possible to get a translator but the community made it happen almost immediately. What does this say about the WPD in that moment?
This is how they "pulled her away for safety" FYI.
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This is how they "pulled her away for safety" FYI.
"ICE called the police to help them and they showed up to help ICE" is a real admission of a thing they've been saying didn't happen for months.
Says onlookers showed up on street and ICE was "outnumbered and surrounded," called Worcester PD to "keep the peace and make sure no one gets hurt."
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"ICE called the police to help them and they showed up to help ICE" is a real admission of a thing they've been saying didn't happen for months.
We have failed as a society in so, so many ways
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm” — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Paramount Studios, I can now confirm that Paramount is moving forward with a new film that will explore the origins of the State Farm character, Jake from State Farm. New Paramo...
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We have failed as a society in so, so many ways
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
the world is healing
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the world is healing
Not to be outdone, Kid Rock gave his Grammy to an ICE agent. JK, guys! Kid Rock doesn’t have any Grammys.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Not to be outdone, Kid Rock gave his Grammy to an ICE agent. JK, guys! Kid Rock doesn’t have any Grammys.
Everyone who participates in a gambling ad should be ostracized from society for a minimum of 5 years.
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Everyone who participates in a gambling ad should be ostracized from society for a minimum of 5 years.
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
I think it’s fair to say that if the motorcycle foreshadowing does something to Dr. Robbie, my already fragile emotional state will shatter beyond recognition.
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think it’s fair to say that if the motorcycle foreshadowing does something to Dr. Robbie, my already fragile emotional state will shatter beyond recognition.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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oh
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oh my God
oh
oh my God
This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
oh
oh
oh my God
oh
oh my God
These guys are such cowards, man. We're so close to them just going "No shooting civilians unless you REALLY REALLY feel like it".
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
These guys are such cowards, man. We're so close to them just going "No shooting civilians unless you REALLY REALLY feel like it".
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Next week, my dear friend @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social will go to court to defend her innocence. Last May, ICE used an INFANT to lure an asylum seeking grandmother for arrest. Etel and other mothers responded to the LUCE call to witness and try to prevent the detention. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvvo...
Video shows ICE agents violently detain Worcester mom and daughter
YouTube video by NBC10 Boston
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Next week, my dear friend @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social will go to court to defend her innocence. Last May, ICE used an INFANT to lure an asylum seeking grandmother for arrest. Etel and other mothers responded to the LUCE call to witness and try to prevent the detention. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvvo...
eliminating books and making international news less accessible, literally just checking fascist boxes left and right.
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
eliminating books and making international news less accessible, literally just checking fascist boxes left and right.
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one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
Can confirm that we all voted and made sure that we chose a leader who could definitely name all original 151 Pokémon
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Can confirm that we all voted and made sure that we chose a leader who could definitely name all original 151 Pokémon