S.R. Miller
@srmillerauthor.bsky.social
Horror writer.
Author's thinly veiled fetish advocate.
Great Pumpkin enthusiast; I want to believe.
Books in pinned post!
Author's thinly veiled fetish advocate.
Great Pumpkin enthusiast; I want to believe.
Books in pinned post!
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S.R. Miller
@srmillerauthor.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I missed the memo that we're allowed to have pinned posts now, so now I'm hastily dropping all my sales links here to annoy you, specifically.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I will no longer be advancing the plot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I will no longer be advancing the plot.
"Oompa Loompa doopity doo, we've got another volley for you!"
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Oompa Loompa doopity doo, we've got another volley for you!"
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John Fetterman sustained a serious fall today while pursuing an alleged Hamas sympathizer down a beanstalk
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
John Fetterman sustained a serious fall today while pursuing an alleged Hamas sympathizer down a beanstalk
Right! These readers need to step their game up. There's no excuse for living tepid lives when the further reaches of experience are *right there.*
Never been more accessible!
Never been more accessible!
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Right! These readers need to step their game up. There's no excuse for living tepid lives when the further reaches of experience are *right there.*
Never been more accessible!
Never been more accessible!
I'm told that Kalgorrahan the Defiler, Sultan of Sulfur, Dark Prince of Pussy, is not a relatable character.
The demon conjuring and subsequent blood orgies I use to get my ideas are probably a distraction of the writing process I could do without.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
What's a bad writing habit you have that you'd like to kick? #WritingPrompt
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm told that Kalgorrahan the Defiler, Sultan of Sulfur, Dark Prince of Pussy, is not a relatable character.
The audience might understand that Viktor is the monster, but Viktor himself obviously still had his doubts on the matter. He needed to hear it, even if we didn't.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The audience might understand that Viktor is the monster, but Viktor himself obviously still had his doubts on the matter. He needed to hear it, even if we didn't.
The demon conjuring and subsequent blood orgies I use to get my ideas are probably a distraction of the writing process I could do without.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
What's a bad writing habit you have that you'd like to kick? #WritingPrompt
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The demon conjuring and subsequent blood orgies I use to get my ideas are probably a distraction of the writing process I could do without.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.
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I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom
He found the laundry to have an insufficient amount of cat hair, but has taken corrective measures.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
He found the laundry to have an insufficient amount of cat hair, but has taken corrective measures.
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The laundry inspector is on the case.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The laundry inspector is on the case.
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Here's 4 books I wrote.
You should buy one, some, all, and give 'em a read.
You should buy one, some, all, and give 'em a read.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here's 4 books I wrote.
You should buy one, some, all, and give 'em a read.
You should buy one, some, all, and give 'em a read.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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This month's newsletter's out. If you've been meaning to sign up, now's as good a time as any!
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Shutdown Chronicles, Continued
It’s been a month-plus and I’m still furloughed as the federal government’s shutdown continues. I don’t have much else to say about this, other than rumors...
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November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This month's newsletter's out. If you've been meaning to sign up, now's as good a time as any!
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I had a nice sazerac and started writing a new book. Novella? Novel? No idea!
I know, I haven't released the last one I wrote, or the one before that, or the other one, but--
Look, the world spirals into darkness, and I have to face it in the only way I know how.
I know, I haven't released the last one I wrote, or the one before that, or the other one, but--
Look, the world spirals into darkness, and I have to face it in the only way I know how.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I had a nice sazerac and started writing a new book. Novella? Novel? No idea!
I know, I haven't released the last one I wrote, or the one before that, or the other one, but--
Look, the world spirals into darkness, and I have to face it in the only way I know how.
I know, I haven't released the last one I wrote, or the one before that, or the other one, but--
Look, the world spirals into darkness, and I have to face it in the only way I know how.
I don't know if it's what you intended, but the voice in my head added an irresponsible amount of reverb to this. Booming voice, the whole nine yards. Got me pretty psyched up.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I don't know if it's what you intended, but the voice in my head added an irresponsible amount of reverb to this. Booming voice, the whole nine yards. Got me pretty psyched up.
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Okay, that's all for me tonight. Remember what the Ewoks taught us: when you win, you're allowed to eat your enemies. It's cool with the Force, it's not a crime.
Ewok Celebration - Yub Nub (Film Version)
YouTube video by Boushh Organa
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November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay, that's all for me tonight. Remember what the Ewoks taught us: when you win, you're allowed to eat your enemies. It's cool with the Force, it's not a crime.
When November rolls around and people start talking "the Holidays" but you're still in spooky mode.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When November rolls around and people start talking "the Holidays" but you're still in spooky mode.
Look, I'm not saying we need to build a time machine for the express purpose of making Francis Ford Coppola aware of this, but...
Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I'm saying.
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Look, I'm not saying we need to build a time machine for the express purpose of making Francis Ford Coppola aware of this, but...
Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I'm saying.
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That's one way to make a dedication to the novelization of DOOM.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That's one way to make a dedication to the novelization of DOOM.
The list grows yet again! I can't resist an excuse to make gumbo.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The list grows yet again! I can't resist an excuse to make gumbo.
Well, now I have something to add to my post-thanksgiving "what the fuck do I do with all this turkey" list.
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Well, now I have something to add to my post-thanksgiving "what the fuck do I do with all this turkey" list.