Danger Slater
@dangerslater.bsky.social
The World's Most Flammable Author
Books:
MOONFELLOWS 🌙 🚀 ☠
LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE 💔 🧨 ☠
HOUSE OF ROT 🏚 🍄 ☠
STARLET 👧 🎬 ☠
Books:
MOONFELLOWS 🌙 🚀 ☠
LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE 💔 🧨 ☠
HOUSE OF ROT 🏚 🍄 ☠
STARLET 👧 🎬 ☠
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BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
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sneezes are facegasms
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
sneezes are facegasms
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Can’t even get gas, groceries, do laundry, or keep up with bills and rent. We honestly don’t know what else to do right now. If anyone can help or share, we’d be grateful.
🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337
#GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337
#GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
Donate to Help Keep the Lights On for Us, organized by Donald Zook
Thanks to an incredible act of kindness, our rent has been covered, but we’re still struggl… Donald Zook needs your support for Help Keep the Lights On for Us
gofund.me
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Can’t even get gas, groceries, do laundry, or keep up with bills and rent. We honestly don’t know what else to do right now. If anyone can help or share, we’d be grateful.
🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337
#GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337
#GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
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Frankly we’re all rather amused that ‘splatire’ hasn’t already been claimed, but screw it, we hereby coin it for @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Frankly we’re all rather amused that ‘splatire’ hasn’t already been claimed, but screw it, we hereby coin it for @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
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I'll be attending this and having a good old time. Come get bizarre with us.
BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'll be attending this and having a good old time. Come get bizarre with us.
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🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉
BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 AM
🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉
You've all met good people, right? Perhaps you are even a good person yourself. Well then, this is a book for you. Never change. You're fucking perfect.
Frankly we’re all rather amused that ‘splatire’ hasn’t already been claimed, but screw it, we hereby coin it for @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️
January 27, 2026 at 4:59 PM
You've all met good people, right? Perhaps you are even a good person yourself. Well then, this is a book for you. Never change. You're fucking perfect.
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BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.
bizarrocon.com
bizarrocon.com
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The Dogmen Fudge Incident preorders are up now!!!! Out Feb 10th!
Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."
Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The Dogmen Fudge Incident preorders are up now!!!! Out Feb 10th!
Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."
Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."
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Calling out the boss here:
As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time:
Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it.
Link to buy ⬇️
As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time:
Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it.
Link to buy ⬇️
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Calling out the boss here:
As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time:
Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it.
Link to buy ⬇️
As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time:
Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it.
Link to buy ⬇️
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Life is short.
Tell your boss to fuck off.
Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit.
Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries.
Eat the whole fucking pizza.
Get four more cats.
Wear whatever you want.
Take a trip.
Figure out how to blow up the moon.
You do you, boo.
Tell your boss to fuck off.
Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit.
Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries.
Eat the whole fucking pizza.
Get four more cats.
Wear whatever you want.
Take a trip.
Figure out how to blow up the moon.
You do you, boo.
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Life is short.
Tell your boss to fuck off.
Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit.
Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries.
Eat the whole fucking pizza.
Get four more cats.
Wear whatever you want.
Take a trip.
Figure out how to blow up the moon.
You do you, boo.
Tell your boss to fuck off.
Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit.
Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries.
Eat the whole fucking pizza.
Get four more cats.
Wear whatever you want.
Take a trip.
Figure out how to blow up the moon.
You do you, boo.
Why the heck would someone spend money on bottled water when it comes out of your wiener for free?
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Why the heck would someone spend money on bottled water when it comes out of your wiener for free?
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🔥COVER REVEAL🔥
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
🔥COVER REVEAL🔥
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
LOOK ITS MY NEXT BOOK!
🔥COVER REVEAL🔥
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social
No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
LOOK ITS MY NEXT BOOK!
So how many of you got Danger Slater books for Christmas? NONE of you??! you sonofabitches...
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So how many of you got Danger Slater books for Christmas? NONE of you??! you sonofabitches...
Imagine being a cat before laser pointers were invented. Sad.
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Imagine being a cat before laser pointers were invented. Sad.
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We've only just begun telling you about the cool Weird shit coming from Tenebrous in 2026!
Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social
store.tenebrouspress.com
Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social
store.tenebrouspress.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We've only just begun telling you about the cool Weird shit coming from Tenebrous in 2026!
Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social
store.tenebrouspress.com
Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social
store.tenebrouspress.com
walked into the haircutting place, pointed at a picture of myself, and said "give me the that"
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
walked into the haircutting place, pointed at a picture of myself, and said "give me the that"
The old stuff is evergreen if you never read it before. So very cool.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The old stuff is evergreen if you never read it before. So very cool.
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Attention, ghouls! The shop is closed today for Thanksgiving! But tomorrow we will be having a Black Friday sale both online and in-store. Everything discounted 20%! Free horror coffins for $50+ in-store orders. See ya tomorrow!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Attention, ghouls! The shop is closed today for Thanksgiving! But tomorrow we will be having a Black Friday sale both online and in-store. Everything discounted 20%! Free horror coffins for $50+ in-store orders. See ya tomorrow!
All I need is ten of you to convince 20,000 of your closest friends to read my books and we'll be set.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All I need is ten of you to convince 20,000 of your closest friends to read my books and we'll be set.
I don't know what's happening 👀
Exclusive Teaser Sneak Peek!
A glance at the creative brilliance going on behind the scenes for the cover art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, causing severe psychiatric distress to a great many of you in fall 2026.
...I've never used so many goddamn rulers in my life🖤☠️
A glance at the creative brilliance going on behind the scenes for the cover art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, causing severe psychiatric distress to a great many of you in fall 2026.
...I've never used so many goddamn rulers in my life🖤☠️
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don't know what's happening 👀
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Wendy put together an amazing evening for a very important cause.
I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s.
Lovely night. No notes.
I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s.
Lovely night. No notes.
Last night's fundraiser for the Oregon Food Bank was awesome! Tons of local writers came out to read, contribute books & goodies for our raffle prizes, and to donate to the food bank. We raised $1495 for the food bank while having a lot of fun and exchanging a LOT of hugs.
People are so very good.
People are so very good.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wendy put together an amazing evening for a very important cause.
I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s.
Lovely night. No notes.
I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s.
Lovely night. No notes.
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From Bottle Alley's FB:
"13 years in the making 🤩
"Last night, Bottle Alley won its first official B. Iden Payne awards in the history of the company! We are so proud of Kaylynn, Emily, Andrew, John, and the entire team of We Need to Do Something for their hard work and well deserved recognition."
"13 years in the making 🤩
"Last night, Bottle Alley won its first official B. Iden Payne awards in the history of the company! We are so proud of Kaylynn, Emily, Andrew, John, and the entire team of We Need to Do Something for their hard work and well deserved recognition."
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
From Bottle Alley's FB:
"13 years in the making 🤩
"Last night, Bottle Alley won its first official B. Iden Payne awards in the history of the company! We are so proud of Kaylynn, Emily, Andrew, John, and the entire team of We Need to Do Something for their hard work and well deserved recognition."
"13 years in the making 🤩
"Last night, Bottle Alley won its first official B. Iden Payne awards in the history of the company! We are so proud of Kaylynn, Emily, Andrew, John, and the entire team of We Need to Do Something for their hard work and well deserved recognition."
my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast